Katana (Lexicon)
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Some guy came into my shop the other day wearing a long black coat. He gave me a notebook he kept with him to put in the shop. Here's an excerpt.
Yeah, I carry a katana. What about it? I like the weight of it. You can take off a head with one swing, if you're good. And obviously we need to be taking some heads off right now. I needed to take care of three zeds all by myself when they went after the bodies from some helicopter crash in Havercroft. Chopping them up is almost as good as shooting them. Of course, shooting them is nice too. I should know--I've shot hundreds. I'm famous for it. People recognize me all the time--whenever I walk into a mall and tell them about the zeds I've killed, they say "He's the Trenchcoater." Or sometimes "a trenchcoater," as if there were more than one, but they must just be confused. Anyone would be in this environment--anyone with out my strength of will, anyway. But I know what I have to do. If I keep killing zombies, eventually there won't be any left, right? They'll just give up. Then the quaratine will lift and I can finally play some more Counter-Strike. The only problem with that game is the lack of katanas.
The guy sold me some other book he'd found in the corner of a gun store--an NT pamphlet called "Viral Proliferation and You." Now where did I leave it...?
Submitted to the First Royal Commission for the Investigation of the Malton Quarantine by Mortimer Albright
- 'STER-Talk-Mod 21:17, 8 May 2006 (BST)
- References: Helicopter Crash, Trenchcoater, Viral Proliferation and You
