The Longman Monument
the Longman Monument
West Boundwood [37, 9] Basic Info:
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Description
Humans and zombies alike will see the following (permanent) description when standing in front of the monument:
"You are at the Longman Monument, an abstract gold sculpture on top of a tall pillar."
This monument, intended to display the beauty of the male form, is cleaned regularly due to the shear mass of birds that perch and shat on the gigantic protrusion extending from the groinal area of the statuola.
History
The monument was erected in 1985 as a salutation to Vietnam War Sergeant Sir Dick Longman for his heroics on the battlefield. Unfortunately, when the sculptor was creating the statue, Sir Longman was suffering from a week-long erection. The sculptor, lacking imagination, incorporated this addition into his work and it remains to this day. The cost of the extra materials needed to complete the work sent the suburb of West Boundwood into severe recession, leading to mass layoffs and extensive rioting.
Amusing Location | |
This location is on the list of Amusing Locations in Malton |
Best of the Best | |
This location is the winner of the Best Location Picture in the 2008 ALiM Awards. |