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[[|Welcome to the Airborne,
I'd thank you for having the sense to choose this group above all others
but I won't.
You want to know why?
It's because while you're waiting for an answer
which I may or MAY NOT give you,
our zombie friends are plotting a global yoghurt conspiracy!.
Remember last time?
I said "It's a global yoghurt conspiracy!!!" and you were all "whatever" *slurp slurp*.
Then the zombies burst in, tearing you limb from limb before devouring you like a cheap takeaway.
Of course, I neither confirm nor deny that I had anything to do with that.
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[[|align='right' - Boot Camp instructor
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To get started, please scroll to the top of the page
and select an item of interest, like RECRUITMENT!
And yes, I just made you read a lot of gibberish!
FEAR me!!!
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