Escendo Numerus/Writing
Creative WritingJuly 4, 2007: sir'pom is culled. July 4, 2007: Ade welcomes Mark Cable back to Huntley Heights. Guess how. July 4, 2007: Mithrandira was killed for being an alt abusing bitch. June 27, 2007: Freikorps Kop was killed for having too many Ks in his name. June 27, 2007: Zergy TrooperSmith was killed for being too zergy. June 26, 2007: sir'pom stood less of a chance than Phylo. June 26, 2007: Zergbot Phylo is killed for great justice. June 25, 2007: Trooper Smith is no more. June 25, 2007: dandy 69 is now a smear. June 23, 2007: scurley7 met his end with his friends. June 23, 2007: Shakey60 also met his end. June 23, 2007: J3D met his end. June 23, 2007: Diegomar is crushed by a huge cross. June 23, 2007: Sjet completely owned wilsonzmb918 so hard that his kids will feel it. June 22, 2007: y helo thar Mishenka. surprize buttsekz? June 18, 2007: Sjet > AquilaUng June 18, 2007: sheckie wins the predictable tool award, death. June 17, 2007: Sjet > NECROSTALKER5 June 17, 2007: Ade > AquilaUng June 16, 2007: Gritz McBlitz ain't blitzin' nowhere nohow. Again. June 16, 2007: Mishenka is executed. EN > 4H June 16, 2007: Mithrandira was shot for having a strangely similar name. June 13, 2007: sheckie is still a stupid and predictable tool. June 13, 2007: La Pelle dies. June 12, 2007: Sapwood2 fails. June 12, 2007: Gritz McBlitz ain't blitzin' nowhere nohow. June 12, 2007: sheckie is executed for people a stupid, predictable tool. June 11, 2007: Phylo is punished for being a dirty zerger. June 11, 2007: sir'pom is punished for not being very cool. June 9, 2007: Nallan didn't stand a chance. June 9, 2007: Shakey60 is destroyed. June 8, 2007: wilsonzmb918 meets his doom. June 8, 2007: omegabeetron challenges Sjet to a real time shoot out. Guess who won. June 8, 2007: GomerPyle41 is taken out. June 7, 2007: Uri Petrof (zerg alt of Yaznov) is the cherry on top of a rather productive day. June 7, 2007: SunilonMASH is the newest EN bitch. June 7, 2007: kurrilove meets a grim end at the end of a sotgun. June 7, 2007: Nallan was beaten with a GPS unit. June 7, 2007: Nocho14's body was stuffed full of tasty, tasty nachos. June 5, 2007: SunilonMASH should mind his own business. June 5, 2007: Sjet gave his all to publicly execute Shakey60. June 5, 2007: sir'pom really enjoys death. June 5, 2007: J3D joins Nallan. June 5, 2007: Nallan gets the sweet release of death at the end of a shotgun. June 4, 2007: Emperor Ade cruelly executed Freikorps Kop, due to an ammo shortage on the part of a comrade. June 4, 2007: Poor Trooper Smith was shot. June 3, 2007: Young Howard, despite having a rather comfy bed at a field clinic did not manage to live through the night. June 3, 2007: sir'pom eats it. Again. June 2, 2007: wilsonzmb918 was slain in combat. June 2, 2007: bkmf had the honor of being murdered by Emperor Ade. June 1, 2007: Deadie Fiddler 1 really should mind his own business. He's sleeping with the fishes now. June 1, 2007: sir'pom really shouldn't stand outside. Rather shifty characters typically dwell there. Despite the efforts of Deadie Fiddler 1, he was executed. June 1, 2007: dandy 69 meets his maker. May 31, 2007: wilsonzmb918's dead body was trodden on by hundreds on survivors. May 30, 2007: J3D probably has a headache. May 30, 2007: sir'pom is no more. May 29, 2007: dandy 69 kicked the bucket. May 28, 2007: scurley7 would probably love to be revived. May 28, 2007: kurrilove nearly escaped a fatal encounter with a deranged police officer. Okay, well no. He didn't have a chance. May 28, 2007: Emperor Ade just keeps giving. GomerPyle41 is executed per request. May 27, 2007: C0rporal Punishment was ironically enough, punished for his misdeeds. Tsk. Tsk. Never assault a PKer and hide a mere block away. May 27, 2007: GomerPyle41 had his wish granted. May 27, 2007: J3D was found dead, his throat slashed. May 26, 2007: Scott Dixon was shot. May 25, 2007: sir'pom was gunned down by a mysterious man from the shadows May 25, 2007: wilsonzmb918 was found drowned in a mall fountain. May 25, 2007: Nocho14 was beaten... with a hat made of tasty, tasty nachos. May 23, 2007: Mishenka is brutally maimed in front of his lapdog. May 23, 2007: Everybody's favorite broad shouldered Russian, Uri Pertrof was beaten with a muffler. May 22, 2007: sir'pom felt the power of shotgun justice. May 22, 2007: kurrilove was found bleeding severely, huddled in a corner. He died screaming. May 22, 2007: Cop91 should learn to keep a low profile. May 22, 2007: scurley7 was beaten to death with a briefcase. May 21, 2007: wilsonzmb918 joins his fellow BBK member in the pie. May 21, 2007: sir'pom meets a horrible end, and will be added to the pie. May 20, 2007: Trooper Smith was whipped to death with a rusty chain for trespassing. May 20, 2007: Freikorps Kop was charged with being 4-H in Numerus Regnum, the dominion of Escendo Numerus. He was found guilty and put to death. May 20, 2007: Thuggus Maximus was killed just because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. May 19, 2007: omegabeetron gets stung by multiple bullets. May 19, 2007: Mishenka just doesn't learn. May 19, 2007: Nacho14 is no more. May 19, 2007: bkmf eats it. May 19, 2007: GomerPyle41 once again meets the cold, dark ground. May 18, 2007: Trooper Smith is granted the honor of being killed by Emperor Ade, deep in the heart of his homeland. May 17, 2007: Diegomar was unlucky. May 17, 2007: Mishenka was found and killed. It's been too long, Mishy! May 16, 2007: After a massive break, Trooper Smith finally had another helping of lead pie. We've missed you, Troopy. May 14, 2007: Nallan fell at Hall. May 14, 2007: omegabeetron ate it at Hall. May 14, 2007: scurley7 is composting outside Hall. May 14, 2007: Shakey60 joined his friends in being butchered at Hall. May 14, 2007: GomerPyle41 was amongst the massacred of Hall. May 14, 2007: J3D saw only one of his fellows fall before he, too, was added to the massacre count of Hall. May 11, 2007: kurrilove couldn't hide from a superior alien intelligence. May 11, 2007: Diegomar was eaten by mall rats. May 11, 2007: FATCHICK will, with luck, loose some weight while being a zombie. May 10, 2007: Shakey60 had his little fruity drink ruined when he was shot in the back of the head. May 10, 2007: sir'pom must have had a nice vacation... which was ruined by hot death. May 06, 2007: kurrilove was shown no love. May 06, 2007: GomerPyle41 joins the feeding frenzy. May 06, 2007: FATCHICK was killed and then left to feed the mall rats, so that they may become large enough to ride. May 05, 2007: Shakey60 now knows peace. May 05, 2007: sir'pom is mowed down. May 05, 2007: omegabeetron tastes some cold steel. May 04, 2007: Mac Netov munches on some seconds. May 03, 2007: Mac Netov sucks on a revenge sandwich. Couldn't run this time, could you bitch? May 03, 2007: JacinB is now Sjet's pistol bitch. May 03, 2007: mylarknees was beaten to death. May 03, 2007: PostABoast is killed for boasting. May 01, 2007: JacinB really should learn not to harass PKers and then sleep in the middle of a mall. May 01, 2007: Spotted Newt, not so rare. Not very elusive. Pretty dead, though. May 01, 2007: Does killing the Holy Ghost make me a Satanist? May 01, 2007: Li'l Brittany is composting nicely. April 29, 2007: Uncle Bill may have been filed under innocent, but I think we all know he deserved it. April 29, 2007: Hafta just kill Nafta. April 29, 2007: Suzy Swallows swallowed hot death. April 28, 2007: Rasi is the victim of a writer's block attack. April 28, 2007: Spotted Newt, rare. Elusive. Dead. April 28, 2007: blueenergy92 turned into a blob of pure blue energy after we were done with him. April 28, 2007: Obscuratus did not have time to enjoy his meal. April 28, 2007: Doc Monty needs a doctor, he's suffering from a serious case... OF DEATH! (::Boos and hisses.::) April 28, 2007: Thedosius had an epic death, then was tossed into the crash to keep the food court clean. April 27, 2007: Dr Jane Fuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, 'wuz she? April 27, 2007: Suzy Swallows swallowed a whole lot of lead. April 22, 2007: dandy 69 is pwned. April 21, 2007: Shakey60 gets to taste a delicious pistol whip sandwich! April 21, 2007: J3D really shouldn't sleep near the mall. April 21, 2007: Phylo should have known better than to walk into a war zone. April 21, 2007: omegabeetron was stabbed in the eye with a drinking straw. April 21, 2007: scurley7 was engaged in an epic fencing match, but lost. Honor demanded that he be killed. April 20, 2007: Nor does wilsonzmb918. April 20, 2007: Neither does Diegomar. April 20, 2007: Nallan just doesn't learn. April 20, 2007: GomerPyle41 learns that purple alien women dislike bronzed skinned men. April 19, 2007: J3D ate it. April 19, 2007: Trooper Smith was the only one brave, or stupid enough, to stick around and be killed. April 18, 2007: dandy 69 was pried from his position. April 18, 2007: wilsonzmb918's blood was used to make a hand print on a volleyball, which then had a face made in it and named Tron. Tron the Bloodfaced Volleyball. April 18, 2007: omegabeetron is found drawn and quartered in a Best Buy warehouse. April 18, 2007: The sweet, sweet blood of bkmf stains Dowdney mall yet again. April 17, 2007: Shakey60 learns that there are certain places of the mall you shouldn't go. April 17, 2007: Mishenka was beaten with a Sudoku book. April 17, 2007: McKnight234 was crushed and his vital fluids sucked out. April 17 2007: blue viper thought he was safe... the last thing he saw was that damned purple blur... April 17, 2007: Diegomar sucks on a rather bitter tasting HEADSHOT for mauling an unsuspecting businessman. April 16, 2007: omegabeetron's corpse was found riddled with tiny syringe holes. April 16, 2007: Diegomar is pistol whipped by a deranged policeman. April 16, 2007: J3D had his nose shot off, and then eaten by a madman. April 16, 2007: Nallan's skull was crushed with an overly elaborate paperweight. April 16, 2007: Shakey60 was gutted with a decorative letter opener. April 15, 2007: Nallan gets crushed by the slug. April 15, 2007: TommyFire wanted to go in a blaze of glory. He actually went out in a whiff of smoke. April 15, 2007: scurley7 learns that shooting zombies at a revive point can lead to death. April 15, 2007: omegabeetron was killed in Tron style fight, but it didn't involve bees. April 15, 2007: sir'pom learns that revive point griefing is not wise. April 15, 2007: PaulRedeker likely has not heard of his plan. April 14, 2007: Zombie bkmf gets mauled by a zombie purple demon. Tasty! April 13, 2007: bkmf has a run of bad luck, which ends with being impaled on a pile of broken computer parts. April 11, 2007: Democratus gets a mercy kill from a purple demon. April 11, 2007: bufla is HEADSHOT. April 11, 2007: Phylo meets girl. Girl bites Phylo's face off. Phylo loses girl and life. April 11, 2007: Pie Slayer is slain by a delicious cherry pie. April 11, 2007: Baby Doom meets his doom, baby. (Oh, the humanity!) April 10, 2007: Anthemtears cries a river of blood after his eyes are blown out the back of his head April 10, 2007: Sadly, the best target found in Huntley Heights was The Chemist. Sigh. April 09, 2007: Brett Yoshioka is crushed beneath a compactor April 09, 2007: Doc Barnard was D.O.A. April 09, 2007: Robert Sedona is tossed out a window, a piano right behind him. April 09, 2007: Brisque is served to zombies for lunch. April 08, 2007: Mishenka really should find a better hiding spot. April 08, 2007: Ragnarover is welcomed back into the fold. April 07, 2007: Jim Godbell is just another sucker who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. April 07, 2007: Axe Ninja finds out that bullets are more effective in a gunfight than a sword. April 07, 2007: Maaxr gets put out of his misery with a mercy killing. April 07, 2007: Fred Finkenstein chows down on a tasty HEADSHOT. April 07, 2007: Dan Kasper is found severely wounded in the middle of a mob of undead. MERCY KILL! April 07, 2007: Mishenka learns that no matter where you hide, Ade delivers. April 07, 2007: A few hours later, Trooper Smith was cut up with a jagged CD. April 06, 2007: Trooper smith was demoted to foot patrol, on six feet under street. April 06, 2007: icenine was iced by Sjet The Jester. April 06, 2007: SoylentBlack is made of people! April 06, 2007: lordofducks is likely not a lord anylonger. April 06, 2007: Twistor was executed for great justice. April 06, 2007: Victoria Songheart does not likely have a song in her heart anylonger. April 06, 2007: Emperor Ade delivers. Flesh Beacon was shown the full fury of a deranged police officer. April 06, 2007: Emperor Ade delivers. NoHumanHere was shown no mercy. April 06, 2007: Doc Barnard was chewed upon by a purple slug ridden zombie. April 04, 2007: Medic! Doc Barnard has a bad case of DEAD. April 04, 2007: Lt. Monahan was demoted to DEAD. April 03, 2007: Lt Monohan was stuffed and displayed in a shop window wearing bloody jeans and a nifty red hat. April 03, 2007: Fred Finkenstein also has a piece of the HEADSHOT pie. April 03, 2007: Dweeezul is HEADSHOT. Again. April 02, 2007: Dan Kasper was BEATEN TO DEATH by a madman. April 02, 2007: Fred Finkenstein is HEASHOT April 02, 2007: icenine gets some delicious HEADSHOT on the rocks. April 02, 2007: NoHumanHere is denied his revive with a tasty HEADSHOT. April 02, 2007: Goatfoam was found hiding behind some innocent children, they gladly turned away as he was beaten with a rusty pipe. April 02, 2007: NoHumanHere lives up to his name, laying dead on the floor. April 01, 2007: Fred Finkenstein is selfishly abandoned by his comrade Yaznov. Oh well. Easy pickings! April 01, 2007: Pieslayer is now baking in Hell. April 01, 2007: Phylo learns that Friends of Huntley get executed like 4H! March 31, 2007: Fred Finkenstein is on the fast track to joining his comrades in Hell. March 31, 2007: Doc Barnard was strangled with his own stethoscope March 31, 2007: Mishenka got miSHANKED with the sharpened legbone of his alt Yaznov. March 31, 2007: Icenine was beaten to death with an icicle. March 31, 2007: Dweeezul is drowned in a coin fountain. March 31, 2007: Phylo was doing a dance that was forbidden by law. The punishment was death. March 31, 2007: Uri Petrof was stuffed and put on display next to a bear. March 30, 2007: Dan Kasper is HEADSHOT. March 30, 2007: Aiden Hodder goes under the knife. Ow, bad pun! March 30, 2007: Zor'Kak had a DNA extractor shoved into his eye. March 30, 2007: GoatFoam is bashed with a GPS Unit. March 30, 2007: G' Romero why art thou dead oh Romeo? Oh, because you were SHOT IN THE HEAD. March 29, 2007: Phylo is found soundly sleeping with his comrades in arms. Well, until his head was crushed by a cinder block. March 29, 2007: Two EN members play soccer with Uri Petrof's head. Skarzx shoots, he scores! March 28, 2007: Phylo, the newest alt of our favorite douchebag is killed for trespassing and attempted theft of a Slurpee machine. March 27, 2007: Aiden Hodder becomes the most executed in the history of EN, with a staggering 13 kills. He over takes Mark Williams who has long been our most executed. The scoreboard will miss you Mark. Let us have a moment of silence in honor of his wretched soul. May it rest peacefully in hell. March 27, 2007: Yaznov is found caked in mud and grime, shivering uncontrollably. We'll end the pain for you, buddy. March 26, 2007: Uri Petrof was executed for serving under Mishenka. His body was cut into pieces and sent to his family on Thanksgiving. March 26, 2007: The zombie Duke was not shown Love, just a HEADSHOT. March 26, 2007: NoHumanHere. Nope. Just a bullet riddled corpse. March 26, 2007: Dan Kasper is HEADSHOT for the good for 4H noobs everywhere. March 26, 2007: The Envoy was valiantly rescued by one of Malton's finest. Well, before being executed by one of Malton's finest.. March 26, 2007: GoatFoam is bashed with a copy of Seventh Grade Mathematics. March 25, 2007: Mishenka gets shanked with a rusty spork March 25, 2007: Fred Finkenstein is tossed from an office building with a sign on him that reads "zedlover." March 25, 2007: Zombie sweeper is likely to be spending a lot more time with those zombies. March 25, 2007: Yaznov learns that nowhere in Malton is safe. March 25, 2007: Aiden Hodder joins his bride in sweet oblivion. March 25, 2007: Alexis Adelphi is welcomed back to HH with a cake, whose frosting is DEATH FLAVORED. Happy 100th kill! March 24, 2007: Dweeezul is put back into the ground where he belongs once again. He is better off playing the game as a zed. March 24, 2007: Trooper Smith exceeded the speed limit and was given a fine. Death by shotgun. March 23, 2007: Zombie Aiden Hodder has taken a HEADSHOT. Welcome back home, Aiden! March 23, 2007: Dweeezul is having a bad run of luck these days. March 22, 2007: Dan Kasper is now your friendly neighborhood Huntley Heights Ghost due to a bullet lodged behind his ear. March 22, 2007: Munising was awarded a mercy killing for being so inept. March 22, 2007: ... and then HEADSHOT once more. Dweeezul, man. Bad day for you. March 22, 2007: Shortly after his pathetic display, Dweeezul was HEADSHOT. March 22, 2007: Dweezul was beaten to death with a tire iron while curled up crying in a junkyard. March 21, 2007: Munising is HEADSHOT... again. March 21, 2007: Yaznov swallowed 12 Bullets for dinner tonight. Washed down with a cup of death. March 21, 2007: Munising is HEADSHOT. March 21, 2007: Fred Finkenstein had two bolts jammed in his neck and was electrocuted. March 20, 2007: Surprise, surprise. NoHumanHere was found pathetically cowering outside of Huntley Heights. March 20, 2007: Shinigamideath, tired of wasting bullets on Dweezul decides to stomp a mudhole through him this time. March 19, 2007: Mishenka in his absolute brilliance decided to sleep in the same safehouse as a deranged businessman. Guess the results. March 19, 2007: Trooper Smith learns that wandering eyes is the second leading cause of death amongst men around strange, alien women. March 19, 2007: Munising learned that 4H scouts get handled the same way 4H regulars do. With death sentences. March 19, 2007: Uri Petrof was killed because he looked an awful lot like Yaznov. March 19, 2007: Aleve made the mistake of sleeping at a revive point. March 18, 2007: Dweeezul was resurrected by his comrades only to have his head blown off, again. March 18, 2007: Butterdove is now taking a butterdirtnap. March 18, 2007: Trooper Smith was quart marshalled via firing squad Xraks. March 18, 2007: OBMOT, wounded and in need of help limped from the Ackland Mall massacre. Xraks was more than happy to give him a hand when asked. A hand to HELL! March 17, 2007: Octaphant had his face eaten by a madman zombie. March 17, 2007: munising joins the ranks of the dead 4-H. Welcome aboard, son! March 16, 2007: The'Joker became the bounty hunted. March 16, 2007: 28 Z0MBIES LATER picked a really bad place to spend the night. March 16, 2007: goodguy787539 was eaten by the corpse of a madman. March 15, 2007: Scott Dixon was shot in the corner of the same room Mark Williams lifeless body was in, lying in a pool of his own tears. March 15, 2007: Mark Williams had his teeth kicked down his throat while his comrade Scott Dixon looked on March 15, 2007: Dace59 is killed for the sheer pleasure in it. March 15, 2007: Joseph Hawk had his feet blown off for stealing sneakers. (Ides of March) March 15, 2007: James Anise was beat to death with an ice cream machine. (Ides of March) March 15, 2007: Scott Killinger is found badly mangled, wearing a toga. (Ides of March) March 15, 2007: The body of Mikayla Van Ryan is happened upon. It is clear the method of death was a dagger. (Ides of March) March 15, 2007: The Duuude is decimated for crimes against the empire. (Ides of March) March 15, 2007: The Uncada was lucky enough to be dispatched by a dagger... well, a bullet shaped like one. (Ides of March) March 15, 2007: Laird had a copy of History of Rome stuffed into the massive shotgun wound in the chest. (Ides of March) March 15, 2007: Keleher witnessed the glory of Rome upon death. (Ides of March) March 15, 2007: a Homeless person was slaughtered with a framed photo of former US President, Lyndon Baines Johnson. (Ides of March) March 15, 2007: Zargana was stabbed in the eye with a plastic fork. (Ides of March) March 15, 2007: IsnipeWithAknife was beaten with a napkin dispenser. (Ides of March) March 13, 2007: Mishenka was found cowering pathetically after abandoning his home. March 13, 2007: Pelurii was beaten silly, then thrown out a window. (The Vicari Slaughter) March 13, 2007: Luara had her face slammed through a monitor. (The Vicari Slaughter) March 13, 2007: putrid flesh dude likes to be putrid in the same place. (The Vicari Slaughter) March 13, 2007: Nick Hawk has passed from this world to the next. (The Vicari Slaughter) March 13, 2007: Glimm has temporarily stepped out of this life. (The Vicari Slaughter) March 13, 2007: Blackwiza bought the farm. (The Vicari Slaughter) March 13, 2007: Poor Noah Wylie was stabbed with a straw. March 13, 2007: Billy K was shot for being a little tool. March 12, 2007: Dweeezul would probably love a revive. March 12, 2007: Lasair Theiles made the glorious mistake of sleeping on the street. March 12, 2007: It's chips, not crisps! PepperPot is beaten to death with a copy of War and Peace. March 11, 2007: Dweeezul was forced to eat his own toes. (The Hippisley Slayings) March 11, 2007: Mishenka was butchered. (The Hippisley Slayings) March 11, 2007: Tyr Rain is executed for trespassing. (The Hippisley Slayings) March 11, 2007: Redfield Claire is a casualty of war. (The Hippisley Slayings) March 11, 2007: PepperPot is bound, gagged and lowered into a mob of zombies. It's chips, not crisps! March 11, 2007: rogue hunter was beaten to death with his newly bought pair of shoes. March 10, 2007: Grawl Smash had his head smashed in. March 10, 2007: SgtKharkov was feasted upon by something purple... March 09, 2007: Flesh Beacon really shouldn't have tried to steal the banks pens. March 09, 2007: Dr Allens missed his page, I guess. March 09, 2007: The dismembered and severely mutiliated corpse of Ciarden is found in a filthy factory bathroom. Several emptied cans of mace were found crammed down his throat. Bounty hunting is not tolerated, bitch. March 09, 2007: Vallon is executed for exhibiting signs of infection. March 08, 2007: 00Mike is clubbed to death with a chairleg. March 08, 2007: Psyclos suffered a crushed throat... some say a giant slug did it... March 08, 2007: Fred Finkenstein is hanged for desertion. May Spicy A have mercy on his soul. March 07, 2007: putrid flesh dude was killed because he was truly putrid. March 06, 2007: Brain Dead Bill is truly brain dead now. March 06, 2007: Uri Petrof was punished for sleeping during class. WITH DEATH! March 05, 2007: Zombie Mark Williams + boom stick = HEADSHOT March 05, 2007: Professor Confessor was found severely bleeding. Mercy kill. March 05, 2007: residentredeemer is headshot. March 05, 2007: Dweeezul had the pleasure of being gunned down. March 05, 2007: Aiden Hodder is turned into dogfood for abandoning his home. Welcome to double digit kills! Mark was lonely. March 04, 2007: GooberMcDude is consumed by an enormous, mutant rat. March 04, 2007: Pie Slayer had all of his vital fluids drained by a giant parasite. March 04, 2007: pyxn is strangled with a rusty chain while he slept. March 03, 2007: jediknight114 is slaughtered with a plastic knife. March 01, 2007: Reaper Grimm is spared the obvious joke. March 01, 2007: A recently revived Yaznov gets called back to the street. February 28, 2007: Mark Williams learned the same lesson, but with a side of FLAK JACKETS ARE YOUR FRIEND. February 28, 2007: Yaznov learns that revenge is a dish best served cold, with a side of blistering hot gunpowder. February 27, 2007: FootMeetsFace meets Ade. Hi! February 27, 2007: Dr Volta missed his page. February 27, 2007: Josh Whatley is hung for trespassing. February 27, 2007: G' Romero eats a shotgun shell. February 26, 2007: 49ers is put out of his misery. February 24, 2007: 49ers is rescued from a burning mall by a masked policeman. He was found strangled on the roof shortly there after. February 23, 2007: Dealerman was slain by a man, not the three zombies he was sleeping with. February 23, 2007: Jack Syder may have survived Caiger, but he sure couldn't survive the rampage of a madman. February 23, 2007: muffinman100 was found dead after a police station gun fight. February 22, 2007: Mishenka was found guilty of tresspassing. The punishment was death. February 21, 2007: Aiden Hodder has decided to stop living for a few. February 21, 2007: Pie Slayer would probably love to be revived. February 20, 2007: Fred Finkenstein is pushing up daisies. February 20, 2007: G' Romero was cut down in his prime. February 20, 2007: NoHumanHere is truly not Human anymore. He's a corpse. February 20, 2007: Dweeezul has been vanquished. February 19, 2007: kennedyjr was crushed by a dinosaur skeleton when a stray bullet struck some wires holding up a full scale airplane model, which then crashed into the skeleton in question. February 19, 2007: Uri Petrof is on the fast track to not having brains left. February 19, 2007: Tortas is found partially dismembered and skinless in a janitor's closet. February 19, 2007: bufla is crushed beneath a sculpture of a Greek god. February 17, 2007: Mishenka is horribly mutilated, courtesy of the Piercing Pagoda February 15, 2007: Mishenka once against pays for the crimes of zerging. February 14, 2007: Nelf Strappings has his heart torn from his chest. Happy V-Day, motherfuckers! (V-Day Massacre) February 14, 2007: DracoPaladin meets his end in the food court, then is stuffed in the trash due to littering. (V-Day Massacre) February 14, 2007: crabz was killed using a special shampoo. (V-Day Massacre) February 14, 2007: Stefan Forbes was kidnapped because he was thought to be rich. Then he was killed when it turned out he was a poor wanker. (V-Day Massacre) February 14, 2007: Kilman was killed, man. (V-Day Massacre) February 10, 2007: Uri Petrof is HEADSHOT less than two hours later. February 10, 2007: Uri Petrof, another alt of the zerger Yaznov is brought to justice. February 09, 2007: NoHumanHere is shot to death in revenge for an attempted headshot. Not hunting us my ass. February 09, 2007: Flesh Beacon really shouldn't have gone to the food court... February 09, 2007: 49ers is put to sleep. February 09, 2007: Mark Williams is found dismembered in a porta-potty. February 06, 2007: NoHumanHere gets shot in the face. February 06, 2007: Flesh Beacon is slain. February 05, 2007: icenine gets to say hello to death for the ninth time by our hands. February 05, 2007: Frank Macon dies like the punk that he is. February 04, 2007: Payback is a bitch, huh bkmf? February 03, 2007: RagnaRover slain by an enraged police officer wielding a claw hammer. February 02, 2007: Mishenka, the zerging alt of Yaznov is finally brought to justice. February 01, 2007: foamyboss is HEADSHOT because of bkmf's arrogance. February 01, 2007: Trooper Smith is drowned in a toilet because of bkmf's arrogance. January 29, 2007: Flesh Beacon joins his cowardly master in the sweet embrace of death. January 29, 2007: Aiden Hodder dies like the coward he is. January 27, 2007: Frank Macon is HEADSHOT. January 27, 2007: foamyboss turns out to be a tasty bedtime snack. January 27, 2007: Lasair Theiles is put down, after not having heeded the first warning. January 26, 2007: Frank Macon is put down in the name of Almighty A. (The Hippisley Massacre) January 26, 2007: BlackPanther is put down in the name of Almighty A. (The Hippisley Massacre) January 26, 2007: bkmf is executed in the name of Spicy A. All hail Spicy A! (The Hippisley Massacre) January 26, 2007: RagnaRover is executed in the name of Spicy A. All hail Spicy A! January 25, 2007: Mithra joins the ranks of the damned. January 25, 2007: blue viper didn't learn his lesson last time! January 25, 2007: Trooper Smith is mauled by a mysterious being dressed in blue. January 24, 2007: Aiden Hodder is mortally wounded by a deranged policeman. January 20, 2007: BlackishPanther meets his maker... and then is sent straight to Hell. January 19, 2007: Fred Finkenstein turns out to be another victim of the EN mall tour. January 19, 2007: Alexis Adelphi is gunned down. Much too easily, what with the lack of a Flak Jacket. January 18, 2007: Nafai is dead. He deserved it for all the ammo that had to be wasted on him. January 17, 2006: Flesh Beacon is pistol whipped until he reveals the secret location of Aiden's porno stash. January 17, 2006: foamyboss is drawn and quartered by persons unknown. January 16, 2006: Nocho14 learns that the 4-H is a bad group to be with. With luck, he'll leave before too much of his head is blown away. January 16, 2006: BlackPanther pays for the sins of others. January 16, 2007: Fred Finkenstein is executed for Fisher's arrogance. January 14, 2007: Frank Macon's brains are splattered over the complete work of Charles Dickens. January 12, 2007: Not learning his lesson the last time, blue viper is taught again that being with the 4-H is dangerous to be a part of. January 11, 2007: Officer Fox also fell victim to the Orange Julius counter of doom. January 11, 2007: Pie Slayer was put down while getting an Orange Julius. January 11, 2007: NoHumanHere is found brutally murdered in an Old Navy January 11, 2007: Mark Williams is found dismembered in the stockroom of a Hot Topic. January 10, 2007: Garrett Fisher is found dismembered in a food court dumpster. January 10, 2007: NoHumanHere should stay out of the mall. January 09, 2007: Pie Slayer is fed, feet first, to wild boars. January 08, 2007: Garrett Fisher provided little match for the beauty and grace of a well oiled pistol. January 08, 2007: blue viper learns that the 4-H are a dangerous group to hang with. January 07, 2006: NoHumanHere was beheaded with a sharpened fast food tray. January 06, 2006: Scott Dixon learns that cell phones can kill you. January 06, 2007: Nafai is found scared and alone, shivering inside a field hospital. His last sight was the barrel of a shotgun. January 05, 2007: Fred Finkenstein eats Ade's dead thing pie, then dies himself. January 05, 2007: icenine becomes a delicious part of Ade's dead thing pie. January 04, 2007: G' Romero is taken out. January 03, 2007: Mark Williams learns that a Flak Jacket is a good thing. January 02, 2007: Nafai learns not to stand outside. January 02, 2007: Frank Macon joins the ranks of the undead. Mrh? January 01, 2007: bkmf becomes the first kill of the new year! Happy New Year, 4H! December 31, 2006: SilverF0x is condemned to spend New Year's Eve stuffed in a trash can. December 30, 2006: Mark Williams is brutally beaten to death for Yaznov's dishonesty. December 29, 2006: SilverF0x learns the hard way that his kind aren't welcome in Dowdney Mall. December 29, 2006: Josh Whatley also learns the hard way that his kind aren't welcome in Dowdney Mall. December 29, 2006: Aiden Hodder is HEADSHOT. December 25, 2006: bkmf was given many gifts this Christmas. Not only was he pumped full of lead at no cost, but he was also taught the important lessons of wearing a Flak Jacket and the proper way to dump a body into a dumpster! December 25, 2006: Merry Christmas! Mark Cable gets to join all of his slain 4H brothers in Hell. Hope it's nice and warm guys! December 24, 2006: SilverF0x is given an early Christmas gift of a pistol round to the back of the head. December 24, 06: Shredded Wraith is savagely strangled with a pair of red and green socks. December 23, 2006: icenine is strangled with tangled Christmas tree lights. December 22, 2006: icenine was put down, then his ears were stolen, to be carved into a necklace to be sent to his mother for Christmas. December 22, 2006: Uri Petrof (an alt of Yaznov) is brutally maimed by a reindeer. December 21, 2006: Garrett Fisher was gunned down in the same place as before. A lovely Christmas card was then sent to his family in which the tale of his death was written using his own blood. December 21, 2006: Uri Petrof (an alt of Yaznov) is proven to be naughty. His "stocking" is crammed full of coal and razor blades. December 19, 2006: Garrett Fisher is gunned down while a jolly Christmas tune was sung in the background. December 19, 2006: SudsMcDuff is found brutally maimed on the side of the street, wearing a festive Santa's hat. December 19, 2006: Yaznov is beaten to death with an oversized plastic candy cane. December 13, 2006: Officer Fox is beheaded with a plastic knife. December 12, 2006: G' Romero kicks the bucket. December 12, 2006: Nafai learns that perhaps 4H is not the best group to join. December 12, 2006: Mark Williams is found mangled and frozen on the streets. December 08, 2006: Doc Barnard learns that having a Flak Jacket is a good idea. December 08, 2006: anemone spends a night with an atomic wedgy, crammed into a food court dumpster. Let that be a lesson, punk. December 06, 2006: Yaznov proves he is the slowest draw in the west. December 05, 2006: Officer Fox spends the night in a medical waste dumpster. December 05, 2006: Garret Fisher is put down. December 04, 2006: NoHumanHere learns that no good deed goes unpunished. December 04, 2006: Butterdove learns that you should always have a Flak Jacket. December 03, 2006: Doc Barnard dies. December 03, 2006: alavantar dies. December 03, 2006: icenine dies. December 03, 2006: Scott Dixon is killed. December 01, 2006: Mark Williams dies like a pig. December 01, 2006: Lt Monahan is executed for his immoral behavior. November 27, 2006: Aiden Hodder kicks the bucket. Welcome home, 4H. November 27, 2006: PaulRedeker is mercilessly hunted down and mutilated with a claw hammer. November 27, 2006: Butterdove is put down. November 23, 2006: PaulRedeker is brutally maimed and killed for an attack on a member. November 20, 2006: Officer Fox is down. November 19, 2006: Mark Williams is put down. November 19, 2006: Alexis Adelphi is slain. November 18, 2006: icenine eats it easily, because he lacked a Flak Jacket. Let this be a lesson to you, icy. November 18, 2006: Doc Barnard is found and killed. November 17, 2006: SudsMcDuff is found and killed in cold blood. November 17, 2006: After a short break Alexis Adelphi joins the ranks of the undead. November 11, 2006: Uri Petrof (an alt of Yaznov) is murdered. (Gentlemen, let this be a lesson for you. Act like adults when attempting to contact us. Not spoiled, foul mouthed children.) November 11, 2006: Aiden Hodder is killed. November 10, 2006: Garret Fisher is put down. November 10, 2006: Pie Slayer is executed for Dead Betty's misdeeds. November 09, 2006: The lapdog Dead Betty is killed for the cowardly murder of a comrade. November 06, 2006: Dead Betty is found and killed to prove that lapdogs will not be shown mercy. November 03, 2006: Aiden Hodder is executed. November 02, 2006: icenine is killed. October 30, 2006: Mark Williams is killed for his cowardly actions. Again. October 30, 2006: icenine is murdered for another's cowardly attack. October 29, 2006: NoHumanHere is found and put to death. October 29, 2006: Mark Williams has been terminated for his cowardly actions. October 28, 2006: SudsMcDuff is found and killed. October 27, 2006: Garret Fisher's arrogant mentality has been extinguished. October 25, 2006: Butterdove is slain. We're back. October 20, 2006: icenine is found and killed. October 19, 2006: GoatFoam is killed AGAIN in retribution for Dead Betty's misdeeds. October 19, 2006: Dead Betty is executed for her own misdeeds. We do not tolerate 4-H lapdogs. October 18, 2006: GoatFoam is killed in retribution for Aiden Hodder's misdeeds. October 17, 2006: RWXSM is found and killed, making him the third dog to be put down in one night. October 17, 2006: Victoria G was punished in retribution for a cowardly placed bounty. October 17, 2006: SudsMcDuff found and killed for being a 4-H dog. October 15, 2006: Trooper Smith was found and killed for great justice. October 15, 2006: Aiden Hodder is killed. Yet again. October 13, 2006: Flesh Beacon joins his comrades on the cold streets. October 10, 2006: Trooper Smith is executed after shameless begging. October 06, 2006: Yaznov is killed in the name of justice. October 05, 2006: Aiden Hodder is killed. Again. October 04, 2006: RWXSM is killed. |
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