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== CULT OF THE STUFFED CROCODILE CAMPAIGN==
Date: Aug 16/07 - Sept 2/07
Background:
The Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile in Dunningwood was deemed extremely 'Strange and Unusual' and to sick to live. Also suspected of zerging. As the suburb went to ruin, they spent their days holed up in their temple (the Skarin Row PD) corrupting the minds of Dunningwood and mindlessly worshiping a stuffed crocodile. Their practice of EHB'ing all the surrounding buildings was not looked kindly upon by the innocent civilians who were locked in the streets and became fodder for the dead. The FOD could take it no longer and decided punish the Cult for their arrogance, insolence and their corrupting influence.
News from the field (newest to oldest):
Sept 2/07
The FOD says it's goodbye to the Crocs with the slaying of Johan Tod. This campaign is now closed.
Sept 1/07
The Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile remains scattered, a broken mess of humanity. One of their Leaders, TMX ELMO was caught sneaking around in the back alleys by the FOD and was given the hard goodbye.
Aug 31/07
| NOTHING LEFT FOR US TO DO BUT WHISPER A PRAYER FOR THE DYING!!!
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| The Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile was laid to rest today by the LUE. FOD news was on the scene to record the event. The FOD is now said to be 'tying up loose ends' and preparing for their next campaign.
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I hear the sound of distant thunder, echo all around,
I see the tragedy of young ones lying on the ground,
I see the fathers sons and daughters, I hear the mothers crying,
Nothing left for me to do, but, whisper a prayer for the dying.
Oh, a prayer for the dying.
The suffocating heat of jungles, and burning desert sands,
Where everything reminds you, youre a stranger in a strange land.
The soothing words of politicians, those bodyguards of lies,
While guardian angels waste their time and every mother cries.
Oh, a prayer for the dying.
Aug 28/07
The spirit of the Cult of the Crocodile has been broken and they have capitulated under the pressure of the FOD. The group has decided to lay down and accept their judgement. However, it seems that despite the FOD's best efforts, they have been unable to free the minds of the cultists and more drastic measures will be required. The FOD has called a meeting to discuss these developments.
In other news, one of the Crocs appears to have gone mad on his latest trip to oblivion. Upon revival, he has come back babbling, ranting and showing obvious grief over the defilement of the reptile house.
Aug 27/07
It is a joyous occasion today as 3 more Cult members tasted bitter tears on their way to oblivion. Amongst the dead was wanted criminal,Bizkit66.
- More good news! The FOD continues to break the Cult's spirit as a field agent reported today that the Cult's holy site, The Reptile_House in Ketchelbank has been defiled!
Aug. 26/07
Dunningwood is beginning to wilt with more and more ruined buildings popping up. Survivors are being left to their own devices as The Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile continues to barricade all the buildings to EHB. As a result, innocent citizens are becoming a buffet for the dead.
Aug. 25/07
The Cult of the Crocodile has become more engaged in their efforts to track us down as of late. They are resorting to all manner of questionable (they know what we are referring to), underhanded and low ball tactics (including vandalism of the FOD Group Page!). Their treachery knows no bounds.
In other news, an unknown individual threw a rock through the Skarin Row Police Department. There was a note attached to it: CROCS GET OUT!. Also, a grissly visage (see below) of the Croc's Scaly Lord was found on the front lawn of their headquarters.
Aug. 23/07
It is a day of mourning today as one of the FOD was slain in his sleep by a member of the Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile. The zealot broke into the members rest area under the cover of darkness and proclaimed his act of murder to his vile crocodile lord. The actions of this crazed cultist further demonstrate the need to purge Dunningwood of this group for the good of all in the suburb.
Aug. 21/07
Another successful raid on the Cult of the Crocodile today. More cult members were slain and more stuffed croc idols were burned. In other news, the FOD WIKI was vandalized today by someone going by the name of 'Raptor Jesus'. Could this be the work of a croc sympathizer? He has made a suggestion that the FOD go into hiding. The members responded by falling on the floor and breaking out in uncontrollable fits of laughter. 18:52 EST
Aug. 19/07
The hits keep coming and blood continues to splatter on the walls of the Skarin Row PD. The cult seems to have dispatched some agents to track down FOD members. Their efforts are in vain. An FOD member was seen defiling the collected stuffed crocodiles in Skarin Row.
Aug. 16/07
The founding fathers of FOD launch their inaugural campaign against a group known as the Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile located in Dunningwood.
 
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