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|Goals:||Making North Blythville a wasteland|
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Dual Nature Policy.
Who we are
Kaishakunin has a long history with the game. We started out like most as survivors, several months after the initial outbreaks. We've seen most of the map, but are currently wreaking havoc in North Blythville.
We love dying. ValhBARHAH makes us strong. We have no agenda save making North Blythville a vast wasteland, while in zombie form. The more resistance we get, the more damage we want to cause.
But in human form, we pursue efforts to keep ourselves in that state, as well as those around us.
Kaishakunin is back as of September 2008. We've begun small infiltrations into the ferals that have gone largely unnoticed by the resident survivor groups and our mayhem is beginning to spread as the survivors continue to be ignorant of our revitalized presence. Now we announce our return with our devious plans already in action and far too late to help anyone. Witness the smallest, most organized, most tightly knit zombie group lay waste to North Blythville once again and despair. -Niche
For the Month of December and extending indefinitely (or until we get tired of it), Kaishakunin has decided to forego its killing ways. All we want is to have the neighborhood of North Blythville more familiar to us. In other words, in ruins. Therefore, most of us will be simply evicting survivors from the buildings, then decorating (read: ruining) them to our liking. We appreciate any cooperation in this endeavor to make North Blythville a more hospitable home for all of our Zombiekin.
We're also making an effort to Sing Christmas Carols to any survivor guests we have in our neighborhood. Joy to Barhah! -Steve Vance
Niche - Loud mouthed figurehead & wiki contributor
SomeFreshMeat - A complete zombie bastard
Windfall - Bullet Sponge
Ranzig - Rancid zombie, but a helpful human
StinkStankStunk - Horribly smelly fellow
Steve Vance - Wiki moderator and punching bag
What is a Kaishakunin, you ask?
Kaishakunin does not spy. We play Dual Nature. When in zombie state, we act as zombies. When human, we try and survive. At a point in the past, when trying to recruit more zombies to the cause, Steve Vance would direct zombies while in human form (as it is easier to talk that way). But promptly died to continue in zed form. Seeing as how this could be seen as an underhanded tactic, we have long since abandoned those methods to take up Dual Nature. As a sign of good faith to the breathers we oppose, it is now a requirement that anyone in Kaishakunin take Brain Rot, to ensure a difficult revive, thus (hopefully) alleviating any paranoia of us spying (which we do not do).
What We Do
Chain of Command
There is none. In either division. Kaishakunin is a collective. A pure democracy. Everyone's ideas are considered and discussed via the forum before implementation.
Most people try to speak to Niche as though he's the leader. Really, I just think of myself as the loud-mouthed figurehead. No decision is made without the group, rest assured! Niche
Drop us a line at our forum, and we'll talk.
Known Kaishakunin Imposters
Please kill these on sight. They are not members of our group.
|Zombie River Tactics|
|I am the void that devours all.|
|CR Whiners Suck|
|Kaishakunin considers zombies who "avenge"/complain about combat revives to be whiny hypocritical babies.|
|This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.|
|IT NEVER ENDS!|
|This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.|