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  • What a fun day! I found my old pal Dooky Cage, and he wanted to play again! He likes it pretty rough. .... I was hoping they'd soften up a target or two for me - but alas I guess my sweet, juicy flesh was too much to resist. I nearly killed Maria Ashcroft
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  • 4. Don't Bogart that joint, my friend! <br> 5. Do what Babs says. Seriously, that bitch is crazy! <br>
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  • ...revived against my will and woe is living me..." I don't bitch when one of my characters dies. That's what happens to the living. I die, I go to a revive Sign below. Or don't. However, know this: Every time you bitch about being revived, God kills a zombified kitten.
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  • ...Attack Plan. No gains can be made for the working man without spilling a little blood. Totally expected and predicted. So, then we killed a few of them i Up here, me and a bounty hunter had a little exchange about how he wants to bring us to justice, but he likes what we're
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  • * Jimmy Kimmel said "Bitch! I hired a personal trainer for you!" (6 minutes ago) * Sarah Silverman said "Well at least now I'm free to expand my options. Maybe I'll finally have the big O after all these years." (4 minut
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  • ...ars of my life, and all I have to show for it is some oily sweat stains on my lingerie that won't wash out. · Jimmy Kimmel said "Taht's what you get for harboring my ex bitch girlfriend" (2 minutes ago)
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  • Well, well, well. WELL! Avid fans of this page will note that my talk page received a visitor yesterday named Illusionist. At first, I thou [[Image:Sarahwanted.jpg|left|250px|I'm a-comin' Zoomy!]]After my break this spring, I was truly saddened to see that the [[Lockettside Valky
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  • ...a fat teapot! Fat and FAT!]]* Sarah Silverman said "Ladies and Gentlemen. My doughy former boyfriend, in fair terms of a lost duel" (5 minutes ago) * Jimmy Kimmel said "I'm a little teapot, short and stout *prances about the ward*" (5 minutes ago)
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  • ...uccumbed to lead poisoning in my presence. Click the title here and go to my page for more details. Click on my name above to get to my personal page!!
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  • ...ds. You kneel down to George's level and say, "Yes, I ate your twinkie. In my defense, I have nothing to backup the beginning of this sentence." Then you ...enters the room, carrying your shotgun in his teeth. "C'mere, you son of a bitch". You take the shotgun before realizing it has no damn ammo. Fine, you thin
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  • "Don't come here whining about my "insults" and how i hurt both your bitch feelings.You tried to show the fuck off and got smacked the fuck down.If yo ...i repeat YOU FUCKING GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO YOU,YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!" <br>
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  • | '''Haha! You lose AGAIN! You stupid filthy zed, I hate your guts bitch.''' | '''DIE ZED DIE! DIE DIE! You're just one more notch on my fire-axe. That makes 87 notches.'''
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  • ...me to fondle my chode, but I don't let him, because I wouldn't want to get my chode dirty. GET BENT! BALLS TO THE WHALLS!--[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Gr ...At everything. Even though they are killing the most badass heroes ever in my school, I don't want you guys to do anything awesome."''<br>
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  • ...andead.com/profile.cgi?id=99152 lutari] - ''Level 12 military'': Punk arse bitch - '''Alive''' ...nd scientists to join up. However, all are welcome, just drop me a line at my mail address.
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  • [[File:Zombie Survivor.jpg|frame|right|"What about my toothbrush?"]] <br>[[File:ExWife.jpg|250px|thumb|right|She was always a frigid bitch]]
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  • ...s militia" and lately I have been getting terrible search percentages. Has my account been blacklisted for having (similar) multiple accounts even though ...em double the AP's - been moving my main to a reviv point, forgetting that my NecroTech alt was waiting a block or two away.--[[User:The Fifth Horseman|T
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  • "i plan to abuse my radio privelages until i am killed" <br/> "Gotta have you on my wall, gotta have you on my wall" <br/>
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  • ...ow this is a little behind the times but... Misconbitragnork was formed on my birthday?!... Coincidence? {{User:Moodie/sig}} 23:33, 9 July 2011 (BST) *--{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 04:54, 7 May 2011 (BST)
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  • :*I'm having the same problem, and my computer is set to accept all cookies--[[User:Samcamp546|Samcamp546]] 07:53 ...re listed as a dead body and there is no zombie on the block. Furthermore, my characters all are Zombie Hunters. If it was the last successful hit, it sh
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  • #*'''Re''' Yes...if this was a revision. Which it is. But it's also my suggestion for a seperate day. And quite radically different. And I'd like #'''Keep''' Nothing to bitch about, saves zombies AP walking all over the damn place looking for a place
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