Talk:Real men of genius
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How about a "Mr. Standing in the Empty Street Zombie Killer" advert? Something along the lines of this.
- ( Drum intro ) Buckrell Light presents, 'Real Men Of Genius'
- REAL MEN OF GENIUS!
- Today we salute you,
- Mr. Standing in the Empty Street Zombie Killer.
- MR. STANDING IN THE EMPTY STREET ZOMBIE KILLER!
- You're 41st level and still need more experience-
- so you kill zombies standing in the open streets.
- Never mind that a ruined hospital 2 blocks over-
- don't grab a toolbox; just load up on shotguns.
- SIXTEEN PERCENT ENCUMBRANCE IS TO HEAVY!
- Who needs to do revives or build barricades? That
- doesn't earn enough xps, leave it to the next guy.
- Your efforts ensure that every zombie outdoors
- will have to spend a full 6 AP to stand up, which
- is far more important than those stupid barricades.
- THAT WORK IS FOR THE SUCKERS!
- So crack open an Ice cold Buckrell Light,
- O Tyrant of the Trenchcoats, because the empty
- useless streets are briefly cleared thanks to you.
- MR. STANDING IN THE EMPTY STREET ZOMBIE KILLER!
Swiers 13:20, 12 September 2007 (BST)
