User:Belarus Tom

After being overthrown in the Blue Jeans revolution of 2007, Alexandyr Lukashenka, changed his name to Tom and fled to the good 'ole U S of A . What is an ex-autocrat to do?

My hobbies include hockey, meeting with famous people...

...and, of course, ruling with an iron fist.

I am interested in joining your organization and, after a period of pretending to follow your rules, impose my own dictatorship over you all.