User:Dr Pubert Von Hoopla
Gut eafening my Malton friends. You haff come to ze page of I, Dr Pubert Von Hoopla.
Before ze outbreak, I vos ze Head of Psychiatric Medicine for ze Antisocial Personality Disorder Unit at St. Bruno's Hospital in North Blythville.
My clinical speciality
Vot is Antisocial Personality Disorder I hear you ask? Ze little boys and girls vith ze skateboards and ze spraypaint, listening to ze loud music and ze emo, ya? 'Oh you damn kids, get out of ze mall' and so forth?
Nein my friends. Ze Antisocial Personality Disorder, it iss ze new clinical term for a condition zat has been around for many, many years but always is having ze negatiff conotations. Ze esteemed Dr Pinel coined ze phrase "moral imbecile" in ze 19th century, for he voss a gut natured fellow and he believed ze best in his fellow man. You vould probably recognise ze more modern terminologies, words zat haff been used in ze films and ze books and ze theatre for some decades now:
Sociopath. Psychopath. Maniac.
Many of ze Antisocial Personalities, zey can live ze life like ze normal people, ya? Ze captains of industry, ze effective soldier, zere are many many jobs zat ze Antisocial Personality can undertake and live out zere lives vizout ze hospitalisation or zer other... problems zat can occur. Ze patients in mein unit, zey did not haff such luxury. Vizzout exception, zey verr ze extreme psychopaths, ze creatures who are not just suffering viss ze Antisocial personality but viss the delusions, ze 'voices in ze head', ze need to kill unt rape unt maim. Men who vere no lonker men.
My History
For ze past twenty-five years I haff vorked viss zese people all over ze vorld, for ze last ten at ze unit in St. Bruno's. I undertook ze psychiatric profiling off ze William 'Pathetic Bill' Lucas, ze 'Silly' Lilly Pilly unt a number of ze uzzer extreme criminals in Malton. Zee fractured minds off zese individuals vere... are... fascinating. Despite ze veaknesses unt ze delusions unt ze violence zere iss a purity unt a focus zat sets zem apart from ze rest of us.
During the First Days of the Zombie Outbreak
Vhen ze zombie outbreak came, zere voss much confusion. At first, ze zombies vere thought to be ze indulgers int ze PCP, zen thought to be ze maniacs. Von of ze first, a Mr. Michael Keller, voss brought to my unit, straining at his restraints, trying to bite ze orderlies. 'Oh boy!' I thought, 've haff an exemplary specimen here!' Off course, ze mania iss not in itself a sign of zer antisocial behaviour, but ze disregard of zer pain unt zer unresponsiff emotions, zese are zee textbook symptoms. Of course, ven zee examinations showed no heart beat, no respiration unt zee obfious lack of zer natural processes by zer body, zee police unt zer stranche little men from zer Necrotech laboratories ordered zer patients... specimens... vot haff you, destroyed. Mein colleagues ver happy to oblige. 'A pleasure to be rid of these abominations' said zer Director of zer Clinical Medicine at St. Bruno's, inane, pious schwein zat he voss.
None of zem could see. None of zem had zer vision or zer understandink. They did not see zat here, after death, ze brain off zee dead vould naturally return to a driffen, antisocial state. Voss zis zer natural state of mankind? Is society unt conscience unt morality itself zee mental illness? Are zer sociopaths actually zer vons who are sane?
