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He was only a humble nudist with an unappealing profession and an ambiguous name, but asshole doctor had a dream. Wait, maybe scratch the 'humble' bit. But he did have a dream. As a member of the Quartly Study Group it was his duty to spend his days in silent scholarship. But he wanted to sing. He wanted to sing in every mall, every hospital, every factory, motel, park and fort in post-apocalyptic Malton. And he wanted everyone else to join him. He asked his fellow librarians if they were game; they looked over their glasses at him and said 'Shh!' So, knowing that the students and faculty of the Malton College of Medicine are a bunch of incorrigible show-offs, he brought the project to us. We put up a stage (OK, a chair) in the hospital reception, built a state of the art sound system (yes, yes, we used the hospital PA) and got the lighting just right (we do very creative things with flares). We also promised to record his performances, and those of anyone else inspired by his example. All we asked in return was that he stopped killing us with his alts. He ignored that bit, but the rest ... the rest is Fabulous.

Performances

Ace Russo

• Johnny Cash's 'Folsom Prison Blues

Angelica Falls

• Beck's 'Loser' with Gong Li
• Rufus Thomas's 'The Funky Chicken' with Gong Li
• David Bowie's 'China Girl'

asshole doctor

• Bob Marley's 'Jammin'
• The Beatles' 'Long and Winding Road'
• David Bowie's 'Fashion'
• Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels' 'Devil with the Blue Dress on'
• Marvin Gaye's 'Sexual Healing'
• Edith Piaf's 'La Vie, L'Amour'
• The Time's 'Jungle Love'
• Turbonegro's 'All My Friends Are Dead'
• The Rolling Stones' 'I'm a King Bee Baby' (Scroll further down, and see Violet Begonia's performance of 'Rawhide'.)
• Simon and Garfunkel's '59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)' performed by asshole doctor's alt golam.
• Digital Underground's 'The Humpty Dance'
• Queen's 'Don't Stop Me Now' We think. It's hard to tell when the performer is dead and z!ng!ng in Zamgrh. Also, check out Violet Begonia's manicure patter ...
• Doris Day, Frank Sinatra and others' 'Fly Me to the Moon'
• Billy Squiers' 'In the Dark'
• Khia's 'My Neck, My Back'
• Maria's 'I Feel Pretty' from West Side Story.
• Monty Python's 'I Like Chinese'
• The Church of England's 'All Things Bright and Beautiful' (w. Cecil Alexander, 1848)
• Monty Python's 'The Philosopher's Song'
• Monty Python's 'The Penis Song'
• Kyle's 'A Lonely Jew on Christmas' from South Park. Performed by golam, with a special Christmas message. for Pibbit at the end.
• The Ramones' 'Rock 'n' Roll High School'
• Iron Maiden's 'Run to the Hills'
• Tears for Fears' 'Killing with Kindness'
• John Denver's 'Leaving on a Jet Plane'
• Beastie Boys' 'Paul Revere' performed by 'golam
• Brian Hyland's 'Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini' performed by golam, who then kills the sound recordist, naturally.
• Elvis Presley's 'A Little Less Conversation' performed by golam
• Soundgarden's 'Black Hole Sun', performed by another of the good doctor's alts, Your Own Guilt. Eeep ...! (ed).
• Stevie Wonder's 'Happy Birthday', sung by golam on the occasion of the Dean's birthday.
• 'Luck Be a Lady' from Guys and Dolls.
• The Temptations' 'Papa Was a Rollin' Stone'
• Elton John's 'Tiny Dancer', in a scrumptious duet with Q Bee.

Austin Hunt

• City and Colour's 'The Girl'

Bedlam Betty

• Jolie Holland's 'Mad Tom of Bedlam'

Berkman Frick

• Radiohead's 'Karma Police'

cadwah1

• Cadwah 'Rickrolls' the horde!

Cheese Knight

• Frank Zappa's 'Zomby Woof'

Chilisbak

• Machinae Supremacy 'Edge and Pearl'

Corpsman Ku

• Lady Gaga's 'Just Dance
• Sister Rosetta Tharp's 'Strange Things Happening Every Day
• Blues Traveler's 'Just Wait'
• Modest Mouse's 'Float On'
• Billy Joel's 'Piano Man' with Gong Li, Jenoma and Ophelia Pain

Dante Bosch

• The Buzzcocks' 'Ever Fallen in Love (with Someone You Shouldn't've'. Entertaining the horde!

Damanche

• Dio's 'Lock Up the Wolves

Diana Warren

• Journey's 'Don't Stop Believin'
• Iron Maiden's 'Wasted Years'

DJ Deadbeat

• Frank Zappa's 'Trouble Every Day', adapted to the ends of Barhah!

Doublepong

• Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up
• Andrew Gold's 'Spooky Scary Skeletons

emPathetic Bill

• In which Bill rattles 'La Bamba'

Faris Badwan

• Frankly, your guess is as good as mine ... Faris's Rattle

Faye Moonfallow

• Death Cab for Cutie's 'I Will Possess Your Heart with Gong Li
• Sarah McLachlan's 'Possession with Gong Li
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• Rod Stewart's 'Every Picture Tells A Story with Gong Li

Flyboy Jimmy

• GLaDOS's 'Still Alive', theme song from the game Portal

Futuyama

• Johnny Cash's 'Danny Boy

FuzzyWuzzie

• The Blues Brothers' version of 'Everybody Needs Somebody to Love' performed with asshole doctor.
• The Blues Brothers' version of The Chips' 'Rubber Biscuit' And again!
• The St James Infirmary Blues'
• ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man'
• Delbert McClinton's 'Every Time I Roll the Dice'
• Warren Zevon's 'Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner'

GabeKnight

• Ween's 'Booze Me Up And Get Me High

GeneralGhost

• Vampire Weekend's 'Giving up the Gun'
• Evans Blue's 'Dear Lucid, Our Time Is Right Now'

Gong Li

• The Beatles's 'Norwegian Wood'
• Led Zepplin's 'Celebration Day'
• Gong Li's 'The Pretender'
• OMC's 'How Bizzare'
• David Bowie's 'Starman'
• Astrud Gilberto's 'The Girl From Impanema'
• David Bowie's 'Cat People'
• Sugar Ray's 'Every Morning'
• Warren Zevon's 'Werewolves of London'
• Warren Zevon's 'Lawyers, Guns and Money'
• Beck's 'Loser' with Angelica Falls
• Rasputina's 'Hunter Kiss'
• Hot Chocolate's 'Emma'
• Eric Clapton and Bob Marley's 'I Shot the Sheriff'
• Lorde's 'Royals'
• Rufus Thomas's 'The Funky Chicken' with Angelica Falls
• ELO's 'Mr Blue Sky'
• Led Zeppelin's 'Hey, Hey, What Can I Do'
• Portal's 'Still Alive'
• Led Zeppelin's 'Over the Hills and Far Away'
• The Cranberries's 'Linger'
• John Lennon's '#9 Dream'
• Led Zeppelin's 'Misty Mountain Hop'
• Led Zeppelin's 'Ten Years Gone'
• Beck's 'Devils Haircut'
• The Beatles's 'Lovely Rita'
• David Bowie's 'Space Oddity'
• Neil Young's 'Heart of Gold'
• Cindy Lauper's 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun' with Ophelia Pain and Squirrelmeyer
• Bee Gees's 'Stayin' Alive' with stelar
• Billy Joel's 'Piano Man' with Jenoma, Corpsman Ku and Ophelia Pain
• Eddie Grant's 'Electric Avenue' with stelar
• Jefferson Airplane's 'White Rabbit'
• Foo Fighters's 'Learn to Fly' with stelar
• Genesis's's 'Follow You Follow Me'
• Israel Kamakawiwoʻole's 'Over the Rainbow' with Ophelia Pain
• Savage Garden's 'Truly Madly Deeply' with stelar
• AWOL's 'Kill Your Heros' with Ophelia Pain
• Todd Rundgren's 'Hello It's Me
• The Who's 'Boris the Spider
• Neil Young's 'Old Man'
• Charley Daniels Band's 'The Devil Went Down to Georgia
• The Trammps's 'Disco Inferno' with stelar
• The Beatles's 'A Day in the Life'
• Duran Duran's 'Hungry as the Wolf
• Stephanie Mabey's 'The Zombie Song
• Beyonce's 'If I were a Boy
• Joe Walsh's 'Life's Been Good with Jenoma
• Green Acre's 'Theme Song with SatanZed
• Alice Cooper's 'Santa Claws is Coming to Town
• John Lennon & Yoko Ono And The Plastic Ono Band's 'Happy Xmas (War Is Over)' with stelar
• The Beatles's 'Birthday'
• UB40's 'Red, Red Wine'
• Rush's 'Tom Sawyer'
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• Lynyrd Skynyrd's 'Sweet Home Alabama with stelar
• The Beatle's 'Back in the USSR
• The White Stripe's 'Seven Nation Army
• Pink Floyd's 'The Happiest Days of Our Lives/Another Brick In the Wall Pt 2
• The Dubliner's 'A Pub With No Beer
• Dropkick Murphy's 'I'm Shipping Up To Boston
• Reckless Kelly's 'Seven Nights In Eire
• AC/DC's 'Thunderstuck
• Led Zepplin's 'Achilles Last Stand
• Warren Zevon's 'Excitable Boy
• Black's 'Wonderful Life
• Sinead O' Conner's 'Nothing Compares 2 U
• Prince's 'Purple Rain
• Pink Floyd's 'Wish You Were Here
• Irene Cara's 'Flashdance...What A Feeling
• Supertramp's 'Give A Little Bit with Faye Moonfallow
• Rolling Stone's 'Street Fighting Man
• Death Cab for Cutie's 'I Will Possess Your Heart with Faye Moonfallow
• Sarah McLachlan's 'Possession with Faye Moonfallow
• Sarah McLachlan's 'Sweet Surrender
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• The Beatles's 'Tomorrow Never Knows
• Machine Gun Fellatio's 'Mutha Fukka on a Motorcycle
• Rod Stewart's 'Every Picture Tells A Story with Faye Moonfallow

Hannah Schneider

• The Youngbloods' 'Get Together', interrupted by a busty cheerleader, at the 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out.

Harmin' Harman

• DMX's 'Stop Being Greedy'

HellFreeze

• Kingsbard's 'Cyril the Obstinate Sailor'
• Muse's 'Knights of Cydonia'

I blew up a possum

• Dean Martn's 'The Darktown Strutters' Ball'

Igor Sokolov

• AC/DC's 'Ride On

Jenoma

• Billy Joel's 'Piano Man' with Gong Li, Corpsman Ku and Ophelia Pain
• Joe Walsh's 'Life's Been Good with Gong Li

Johnny Threefingers

• The Beatles's 'Can't Buy Me Love

Joshua Lilton

• A.C. Newman's 'Miracle Drug'

KeiraBambini

• Aqua's 'Back to the 80s'

Lt Uribe

• Bill Wither's 'Ain't No Sunshine'
• John Lee Hooker's 'Boom Boom'
• Billy Idol's 'Dancing With Myself'
• The Eagles's 'Hotel California'
• Jimi Hendrix's 'All Along The Watchtower'
• The Animal's 'House of the Rising Sun'
• Elvis Presley's and Santana's 'Can't Help Falling In Love and Black Magic Woman'
• Israel Kamakawiwo'ole's 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow'
• Pink Floyd's 'Brain Damage
• Garth Brook's 'Friends in Low Places

Machewtron

• The Who's 'You Better You Bet'

MichaelJacksonsClone

• Erm, Judas's 'Heaven on Their Minds' from Jesus Christ Superstar.

Monsoon Moon

• Men Without Hat's 'Safety Dance'

Nathan Whitaker

• Iron Maiden's 'Flight of Icarus'

noushi

• Fela Kuti's 'Zombie'

Ophelia Pain

• The Go Team's 'Get It Together
• Cindy Lauper's 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun with Gong Li and Squirrelmeyer
• Jem's 'It's Amazing'
• Billy Joel's 'Piano Man' with Jenoma, Corpsman Ku and Gong Li
• Jeremy Messersmith's 'A Girl, a Boy, and a Graveyard'
• Israel Kamakawiwoʻole's 'Over the Rainbow' with Gong Li
• Midge Ure's 'The Man Who Sold The World' with Salakatika
• AWOL's 'Kill Your Heros' with Gong Li

Pibbit

• Jane's Addiction's 'Jane Says'
• Marc Gunn's 'The Ballad of Jayne'
• Men at Work's 'Down Under'
• Rizzo's 'Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee' from Grease, with a natty little name-change in the lyric ...
• 'Pretty Irish Girls' from Darby O'Gill and the Little People
• Julie Brown's 'I'm a Blonde'
• Diana Ross and the Supremes' 'Reflections'
• 'Hair' from the musical Hair
• Ogden Edsl's 'Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun'
• Laverne and Shirley's theme song(!)
• Kristin Chenoweth's 'For Good'
• 'Do You Hear the People Sing?' from Les Miserables
• Pink Floyd's 'Mother', from The Wall
• Felicia Day's '(Do You Wanna Date My) Avatar?'
• Bryan White's 'Someone Else's Star'
• 'Boom Chicka Boom', a cheer at the 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out, and later on, Katy Perry's 'Hot 'n' Cold'
• Brobdingnagian Bards' 'Do Virgins Taste Better?'
• Edgar Allan Poe's 'Annabel Lee'
• The Beatles' 'If I Fell'
• David Wilcox's 'Riverboat Fantasy'
• John Keats's 'To Autumn'
• Bette Midler's 'Otto Titsling' from Beaches.
• The theme song from 'Cheers (Where Everybody Knows Your Name)'

Puttankinamall

• Rockwell's 'Somebody's Watching Me
• The Romantics's 'Talking in Your Sleep

Q Bee

• Cole Porter's 'Let's Misbehave'
• Hoagy Carmichael's 'Stardust'
• Dropkick Murphys' 'Flannigan's Ball'
• Georgia Satellites' 'Keep Your Hands to Yourself'
• Thin Lizzy's 'The Boys Are Back in Town'
• Dropkick Murphys' 'The Gang's All Here'
• Neil Young's 'Harvest Moon'
• U2 & BB King's 'When Love Comes to Town'

Red Kami

• Puffy Ami Yumi's 'Friends For Ever'

Renegade Romero

• Iggy Pop's 'Nightclubbing' in Zamgrh!
• Brian Eno's 'Driving Me Backwards'
• Smokey Robinson and the Miracles' 'I Heard It through the Grapevine'
• Blur's 'Coffee and TV'
• The Beatles' 'I'm Only Sleeping'
• The Stooges' 'Raw Power'
• The Pixies' 'Cactus'
• Joy Division's 'Shadowplay'
• David Bowie's 'Suffragette City'
• Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds's 'Red Right Hand'
• The Buzzcocks's 'Boredom'
• Tom Waits's 'Going Out West

Robert N Neville

• Massive Attack's 'Karmacoma'

Salakatika

• Midge Ure's 'The Man Who Sold The World' with Ophelia Pain

Sankhe

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• Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs' 'L'il Red Riding Hood' (!sdrawkcab)

Saralan

• Michael Jackson's 'Thriller': an interpretation in zhanzh ...

SatanZed

• AC/DC's 'Night Prowler'
• Green Acre's 'Theme Song with Gong Li

the scarlet fox (a.k.a. october knight)

• The Kingsmen's 'Louie Louie'
• Beyoncé's 'Put a Ring on It'
• Eurhythmics' 'Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This'
  
• Five for Fighting's '100 Years', somewhere in the chaos of the 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out.
• Dropkick Murphys' 'Boys on the Docks'

Sherry Stringfield

• The Smiths' 'The Queen Is Dead'
• P.J. Harvey's 'Dress'
• John Keats's 'Ode on a Grecian Urn'
• Le Tigre's 'Deceptacon'
• LCD Soundsystem's 'Losing My Edge', adapted just a teeny bit, with apologies to James Murphy.

squirrelmeyer

• Cindy Lauper's 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun with Gong Li and Ophelia Pain
• Scott Walker's '30 Century Man'
• The Toaster's 'Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down

stelar

• Bee Gees's 'Stayin' Alive' with Gong Li
• Eddie Grant's 'Electric Avenue' with Gong Li
• Foo Fighters's 'Learn to Fly' with Gong Li
• Savage Garden's 'Truly Madly Deeply' with Gong Li
• Tom Petty's 'I Won't Back Down'
• The Trammps's 'Disco Inferno' with Gong Li
• Oliver!'s 'Food Glorious Food'
• John Lennon & Yoko Ono And The Plastic Ono Band's 'Happy Xmas (War Is Over)' with Gong Li
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• Lynyrd Skynyrd's 'Sweet Home Alabama with Gong Li
• Rose Tattoo's 'We Can't Be Beaten
• Clancy Brother's 'Beer, Beer, Beer
• Cheap Trick's 'Hello There
• Hunters And Collectors's 'Holy Grail

Taijijian

• Robert Burns's 'Auld Lang Syne
• Mumford & Sons's 'Not In Nottingham

The Unknown Zombie

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Tori G Morris

• Denali's 'French Mistake'

Totenmannskiste

In early 2010, the death cultist Totenmannskiste set MCM a challenge. He would play as a zombie and try to ruin St Simon's Hospital within two weeks - or was it a month? I forget ... - without recourse to metagame co-ordination, i.e. with the help only of other feral zombies. If he lost, he would have to play as a survivor and help MCM for a month. Oh, and he'd also have to take up a week's residency as our lounge singer. He lost ...

• The Dead Kennedys' 'Kill the Poor'
• 'Dead Man's Chest' from Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island
• 'The Swiss national anthem' (!)
• Bob Marley's 'Small Axe'
• Franz Beckenbauer's 'Gute Freunde' Painful. Genuinely.
• Michael Jackson's 'Smooth Criminal'
• 'Never Split the Party' Some sort of Dungeons and Dragons thing. I think ... (ed.)
• Edith Piaf's 'Je ne regrette rien'
• Siouxsie and the Banshees' 'You're Lost Little Girl', performed by Totenmannskiste alt Sally A Summers. Naughty girl.

Truthfairy

• Carly Simon's 'Nobody Does It Better'
• Mama Cass's 'Dream A Little Dream Of Me'

Twotrees

• Roy Orbison's 'Pretty Woman'
• Johnny Cash's 'Ain't No Grave (Can Hold My Body Down)'
• The Yardbirds' 'For Your Love', though you'll have to scroll through a lot of typical MCM silliness in the build up.
• The Lovin' Spoonful's 'Summer in the City', right at the end of some long-assed 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out shenanigans.
• Joe Cocker's 'You Are So Beautiful'

Vilhelm123

• Ryan Taylor Bliss's 'Till Then'
• The Weepies' 'World Spins Madly'
• Tammany Hall NYC's 'Cindy'
• Rise Against's 'Swing Life Away'
• The Fray's 'You Found Me'
• Making April's 'These Are the Nights'
• Snow Patrol's 'Chasing Cars'
• Katy Perry's 'California Gurls', a dual homage to the Ladies of MCM with Austin Hunt, and the first song sung at the 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out in Fishwick Park.
• The Weepies' 'Can't Go Back Now'
• Bruce Springsteen's 'Radio Nowhere'
• Train's 'Hey Soul Sister'

White Mocha

• Celestia's 'Lullaby for a Princess'

Yamino

• Michael Jackson's 'Heal the World'

Zhang Ziyi

• Pharrell Williams's 'Be Happy'

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