User:RadicalWhig

Penguinpyro: RadicalWhig Main | Talk | Misc | Talk Archive Current page: RadicalWhig PenguinPyro! Radical Whig File:Clayf.jpg Name: Radical Whig Age: Early thirties Occupation: Social Activist Current Status: Active Location: Malton Current Level: 43 Group: Flowers of Decay   The Radical Whig     Status   Defending Malton's liberty from the mindless, shambling masses, as well as the zombies.   History   February 17, 2012 - Radical's fiftieth Jacksonian hits the dirt and stays there. You're welcome, Royal Crown. January 18, 2012 - Radical enters the Burchell Arms, Andrew Jackson's old haunts. Unsurprisingly, trenchie bodies littered the floor afterwards. January 4, 2012 - Radical liberates his twenty fifth Andrew Jackson supporter from its dreary existence. December 15, 2011 - Radical Whig joins the best group ever- the Flowers of Decay. Why I killed you- You see, I used to read history books for pleasure when I was killing zombies (yes, people actually did that back then, stop boggling) back in 2009. After enough reading, I realized that, compared to the past, Malton is weak. People were stronger back then. Men and women fought, suffered and died for what they believed in. They shed blood for causes they knew may have been hopeless and they persisted despite certain annihilation, for family, for ideas, for God, for country, for science, for whatever. Well, it is a huge contrast with you survivors today, with your mindlessly hoarding ammo for nothing, overbarricading, wasting APs chattering, and pretending nothing is wrong. Then when zombies show up, you run like bitches, leaving brave real survivors to die. You revel in your uselessness and rejoice in your softness of mind. So, when Malton only whined and bitched and died like animals during the March of the Dead 2 in 2011, I fully realized the weakness in today's survivors. So, I decided to fix that and joined the Flowers of Decay. History tells us that only the strong will remain. And should you leave the zombie threat to grow while you party, then THEY will be the strong. That's what the Flowers fix. We keep you sharp, and make your pitiful ass strong again, even against your will, so that future zombie uprisings will be met only with strength, as it should be. Malton will be saved, even if it is radicals and murderers who must do the job. Oh, and when you wake up and finally grow a spine and brain stem, consider joining the Flowers of Decay in defending Malton the only way it can be defended. Why I chose the name Radical Whig.- There was one other very important thing I discovered in my studies. We know trenchies as the weakest and most counterproductive of flotsam. These little shits are believed to be inspired by "the Matrix". But I have learned there is a deeper, older cause. Andrew Jackson, former president of the United States of America from 1829 to 1837. Most of you know him for fighting the British, delaying the American South's secession, and killing people in duels. As mentioned before, the strong get their way in history. Winners write history. Andrew Jackson was indeed a winner. That is why we know more of his virtues than of his sins- committed genocide via Indian Removal acts, causing the Panic of 1837, and unconstitutionally expanding the executive branch, setting a precedent for abuse of power in future presidencies, blah, blah, blah, he was a bad man. So, how the fuck does this relate to Malton? Well, it is Jackson's greatest sin that affects us today- this man was the first trenchcoater. For how else would the trenchcoat been popular, were it not for Old Hickory killing the duelist Charles Dickinson through the use of a trenchcoat? The man who won the Battle for New Orleans through hiding and cowardly shooting from barricades? The slaughter of Native Americans at designated revive points? Every single trenchcoater from Dakerswood to Whittenside prays to Jackson nightly for a Gatling gun, and all who rejoice in mindless flotsammery praise his name without cease! There can be no doubt that his disgusting legacy has greatly weakened Malton. I can practically taste his fucking stench polluting Malton's hearts. There can only be one solution. Andrew Jackson must BURN. HIS HEAD WILL BE MINE! DAMN YOU JAAAAAAACKSOOOOOOON! ...ahem. But yeah, he's actually a very bad man. And that's why I'll put down Jacksonian trenchie scum in their tracks. This may include you. Bang. Bearing a Sickly Rose Radical Whig is a member of The Flowers of Disease.   Battle Honours   IT'S A GOOD START Kill 20 survivors. MULTI-KILL Killed 3 survivors in a row. BEST SERVED COLD Avenge another FOD member's death. DASTARDLY ROGUE Achieved KOS status on the RG. GOLDEN GLOVE Killed a Survivor with their Bare Hands. MEAN DRUNK Killed a Survivor with a beer or wine bottle. A Rose By Any Other Name Kill a survivor with a flower in their name or description. Déjà vu Kill the same survivor twice within 24 hours. ZODIAC KILLER Kill targets with creation dates of every zodiac sign. FOLLOW THE LEADER Successfully lead a Strike. ZIDANE Killed a Survivor with a Headbutt. AMMO DUMP Used 48 straight AP firing pistols or shotguns. I'M JUST WARMING UP Kill 50 survivors. FLORAL SACRIFICE Went negative reviving another FOD. THE DOCTOR IS IN Revived 10 FOD. HEAVY LIFTER Dropped a target to 1HP and gave the kill to another FOD. GETTING HANDSY Killed a Survivor with Maul attack. DOPPLEGANGER Killed a survivor with a very similar name. Jacksonians liberated: 101 Righteous Comrades Revived: 13 This userpage has been pimped With Karth Salvage's UD Skin.