User:Christopher Whalken

Greetings, I am Christopher Whalken. I live in this city called Malton. There are zombies, a lot of zombies. I spend my time killing zombies, healing people who kill zombies, killing people who only kill people that kill zombies, and reviving zombies who are people that kill zombies. On the side I perform in movies, and dance for both pleasure as well as a way to pay bills. I decided to come here to kill zombies because I can do whatever I want, I am Christopher Whalken, after all.

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People I like:
Mark Whalberg Terrific actor. I was dearly touched by his role in Perfect Storm. I did shed a tear at the end, very sad.

Dhavid Grohl I have met Dhavid many times before Malton. He is a talented musician and actor as well. If he put his heart into acting he could be as good as me.

The Burchell Arms Regulars When my apartment was ransacked by zombies I made my stay with these gentlemen for a brief time. Nice guys, and awesome at beer pong.

The Kilt Store The Kilt Store owner is a funny little guy. I had a great time touring the famous shop before settling down in SW Malton. I'll make my visit there again very soon.

Fire Chief Jim - This guy healed me just now. What a nice guy. Didn't ask for help or anything. That guys is a hero. Wish there more heroes out there.

People I could do without:
Joshua Coleslaw - This jackass attacked me when I was sleeping. Rudest thing I've experienced. Funny name too, what a chump.

Philosophe Knights Wow, where to begin. First off one of these fucks told me my name was spelled wrong and killed me. Who the fuck is he to tell me my name is spelled wrong!? Secondly another one of these assholes killed me for no reason. Thinking I was some random dildo or something. People these days.. just don't know what the hell they are doing. Time to bust some heads I think.

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	This User is a Hardcore Rocker for Mark Whalberg!