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The Radical Whig
"Excuse me while I liberate your HPs from your oppression."
Status
Defending Malton's liberty from the mindless, shambling masses, as well as from the zombies
History
January 4, 2012 - Radical liberates his twenty fifth Andrew Jackson supporter from its dreary existence.
December 15, 2011 - Radical Whig joins the best group ever- the Flowers of Decay.
Origin-The office drone who later became Radical Whig spent his first months of the zombie outbreak as a normal survivor, doing his duty as a survivor and actually fighting zombies, as strange a concept that may seem now.
One day, in late 2009, some betrenchcoated locals overbarricaded the library he slept in, locking him into the history section. The man struggled to escape, but the locals kept him trapped with their incessant barricading. With only a few books to occupy his time, he was forced to constantly review 18th- & 19th-century war, politics and philosophy. After months of studying history and contemplating his life, he realized that there coudl be only one man responsible for this predicament- Former US President Andrew Jackson, the master of barricading and carrying too many pistols, the man who popularized trenchcoats!
Thoughts of the 19th century firmly in his mind, the office worker found comfort in philosophies of the ancient British Whig Party, who advocated liberty and republicanism, and of the American Whig Party, who espoused killing Andrew Jackson over and over and over again. Adopting their beliefs, he was reborn as the Radical Whig and decided he would one day tear out Andrew Jackson's spine!
A full two years later, the survivors finally stopped barricading. Radical broke out, when he realized everyone in the building was a Jackson sympathizer! He emptied the structure and fled. Moving south, he was horrified to learn that the corruption had spread to ALL of Malton! Instead of actually battling zombies as they used to, survivors, like Jackson, now idly chatted in their safe zones instead of fighting off the ravaging undead hordes! Radical Whig could not let that stand- he then carved a trail through the disgusting mockeries of survivors as he sought out Jackson's head.
A few weeks into his crusade, Radical Whig met a kindred spirit named Killer Scarecrow, who also slew mindless Jacksonians. After a quick introduction, Radical realized he was not alone. There were others like him! Sure, they called Jacksonians "flotsam", but the idea was the same. They too slew "flotsam" by the dozens, hoping to strengthen survivordom by pruning out or re-educating the weak. They were just as dedicated as Whig, if not more.
Thus, Radical gleefully signed up with the Flowers of Decay and donned an old rafflesia flower to symbolize his rage. Radical and the Flowers now battle Jackson for the hearts of Malton. Just as the disciplined shall overcome the decadent, so too will Radical one day slay Jackson and end his corruption. Malton WILL be saved, even if it is radicals and murderers who must do the job.
Battle Honours
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IT'S A GOOD START
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| Kill 20 survivors.
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MULTI-KILL
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| Killed 3 survivors in a row.
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BEST SERVED COLD
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| Avenge another FOD member's death.
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DASTARDLY ROGUE
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| Achieved KOS status on the RG.
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GOLDEN GLOVE
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| Killed a Survivor with their Bare Hands.
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MEAN DRUNK
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| Killed a Survivor with a beer or wine bottle.
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A Rose By Any Other Name
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| Kill a survivor with a flower in their name or description.
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Jacksonians liberated: 30
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