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The Radical Whig
Status
Defending Malton's liberty from the mindless, shambling masses, as well as the zombies.
Background
Why I killed you-
War is the natural state of mankind. From the moment we are born, we squabble, we fight ,we argue, we long to win. Win wars. Nature knows this. All animals must fight in some way to live, to eat and to mate. Peace is merely resting and reloading for the next battle. War brings invention. War brings evolution. War brings strength. War brings pain, glory, suffering, joy, struggle, conquest, disappointment and victory all in one. This is what life is made of.
War IS life, and life IS war. They are immutably one and the same, forever entwined, like warmth and heat.
Those who do not embrace war do not embrace life. Even peace must be enforced by the threat of war. War brings peace. after all. Shooting a man in the head means he cannot trouble you any more. Shooting him again means he cannot trouble you anymore twice as much.
The struggle for life in Malton is war. For survival must be earned with lead and steel, and the hordes of the enemy at our gates answer only to violence. From this, we can say that those who do not believe in the war on zombies do not believe in life. They do not act to save lives and they do not act to partake in the war that is life. They do not live.
They are called flotsam, and what they do is unacceptable. They chat and talk while ignoring others' deaths, sit around endlessly in their malls doing nothing, and moan and weep like children when war finally catches up with them and destroys their feeble deluded excuses for livelihoods. Then they will finally see the truth of Malton, that war is life, and finally live for once. Then they die. But then they'll die living. You know what I mean.
So, flotsam are against life, and they must learn embrace war one way or another. Whether from me, or from the living dead, war must visit them. And so, in the absence of the walking dead, I will dispense omens of war and true taste of strength to the soft and feeble. And so they shall feel the hard hand of war and know my name is the Whig when I lay my vengeance upon them.
In short, it's all about saving you by bringing war to your doorstep and making it evolve you flotsam. I hope you understand. Malton shall be saved, even if radicals must lead the way. After all, loving the smell of napalm in the morning? That's nothing. I get off when I smell napalm via Pavlovian response. Then I have to clean my pants. But it's worth it. Because it's the only way to live.
Battle Honours
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IT'S A GOOD START
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| Kill 20 survivors.
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MULTI-KILL
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| Killed 3 survivors in a row.
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BEST SERVED COLD
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| Avenge another FOD member's death.
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DASTARDLY ROGUE
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| Achieved KOS status on the RG.
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GOLDEN GLOVE
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| Killed a Survivor with their Bare Hands.
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MEAN DRUNK
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| Killed a Survivor with a beer or wine bottle.
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A Rose By Any Other Name
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| Kill a survivor with a flower in their name or description.
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Déjà vu
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| Kill the same survivor twice within 24 hours.
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ZODIAC KILLER
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| Kill targets with creation dates of every zodiac sign.
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FOLLOW THE LEADER
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| Successfully lead a Strike.
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ZIDANE
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| Killed a Survivor with a Headbutt.
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AMMO DUMP
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| Used 48 straight AP firing pistols or shotguns.
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I'M JUST WARMING UP
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| Kill 50 survivors.
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FLORAL SACRIFICE
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| Went negative reviving another FOD.
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THE DOCTOR IS IN
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| Revived 10 FOD.
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HEAVY LIFTER
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| Dropped a target to 1HP and gave the kill to another FOD.
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GETTING HANDSY
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| Killed a Survivor with Maul attack.
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DOPPLEGANGER
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| Killed a survivor with a very similar name.
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Flotsam Pruned: 110
Righteous Comrades Revived: 13
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