Citizens Living In Teamwork, Organization, Resourcefulness, Insanity, and Security
L.O.L. Get it, it's a man in a boat! Roflcopters! (or also acceptable) LoLerskates!
No, i don't get it? What's happening? What is he doing? Does it involve a fish? OH GOD IT DOES.
Citizens Living In Teamwork, Organization, Resourcefulness, Insanity, and Security | |
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Abbreviation: | C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S |
Group Numbers: | 4 |
Leadership: | Irishmen and Plsck |
Goals: | Take back Malton by force |
Recruitment Policy: | None |
Contact: | #clitoris on irc.nexuswar.net |
Citizens Living In Teamwork, Organization, Resourcefulness, Insanity, and Security is a group that believes we have deluded ourselves into believing that long term defense of physical structures from large hordes is more important then survival. We are not advocating pacifism, but rather a new approach to how we expend lives in the face of the dead. On the whole survivors can stand to be a bit more frugal in combat operations.
All Survivors Welcome
We welcome any and all survivors to join our fight against the undead hordes. See below for information on joining. We may be nuts as hell HECK, but we swear we know what we're doing! Taking back Malton by Goddamn brute fucking force!!!!!
Requirements:
(when reading this, picture a nicely dressed man in uniform saying it, with a grunt soldier that's been shoveling dirt for no reason, screaming the stuff in parenthesis at you and jumping and pointing at you!)
- 1. Be willing to follow orders (bizarre and obscene orders! mostly involving sodomizing zombahs!)
- 2. Be able to coordinate on the IRCs or on a forum (It better be through the IRCs or we'll PK you in the street with beer bottles!)
- 3. Follow our rules (our crazy
drunkenentirely soberdrunk as shit rules!)
Recruitment procedure is yet to be determined, though if you are interested, jump into the IRC channel, and wait for someone to come around.
Security Policy and Recruitment
We are willing to accept survivors from any walk of life, so long as you are willing to be in our group and our group alone. We do not care what groups your alts may be involved with, but sharing info is punishable by any means from newspaper slap to death followed by skull fucking, depending on the severity of the crime.
The Five Pillars
- Teamwork - We work together to survive.
- Organization - We are more organized than the undead hordes
- Resourcefulness - We can headshot a zombie with a beer bottle in the street.
- Insanity - We're crazy, that's why we'll headshot zombies with beer bottles.
- Security - We keep our bonds in Safe Deposit boxes!
Ranks
We have offensive and Defensive stations and whatever station you qualify for you better fulfill your duty, otherwise we will assign you a new one, or kill lightly taunt (kill you in your sleep) you.....
Staff
There is a small group which runs the IRCs and group itself. These are the staff members:
- First in Command Irishmen
- Second in command Plsck THE SECOND SEXIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!
- Third in Command
Dr. RedderTHESECONDSEXIEST MAN IN THE WORLD (Plsck is#1#2, sry Cheddar, alcohol you know!) - Resident Doctor in charge of
imo-cuh-cho-dead-assPHAT BEATZ Veronica Teartiff
Stations
Dr. Redder still halfway sexy is in charge of the BJ's hand jobs and CRing.
Irishmen is in charge of the scouting and directing.
Plsck is in charge or bookkeeping and other misc. shit.
Veronica Teartiff is in charge of.....whatever (s)he want's!
Current Suburb
C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S is currently taking Gulsonside back by force!
Gulsonside Redrum map!
Allies
Your Mu- NO.
Rules
I don't know what rules there are other than the aforementioned rules! You better watch out for this section though!
Disclaimer
Any and all advise and comments made by this group is not to be taken seriously on a real life level.
Back Story
One day back in mid April 2009, Irishmen had a grand idea to start the survivor group of all survivor groups. Backed by his 12 page manifesto, he went on to banter his ideas all over the IRCs and interwebs! At first only the lone Plsck would opt to embrace his great ideas. After a few days a group name was decided on and an IRCs channel created, from there Dr. Redder agreed to join based on the fact that there would be a wiki page. Irishmen, Plsck, and Dr. Redder went on to voyage to the first suburb in need of help that they could find. It was there that they built a temporary home, moving home base every few days. Then somehow Irishmen managed to talk Veronica Teartiff into joining the defunct group. Together the four of them will take the suburb back into survivor hands, and will hopefully continue to grow C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S' numbers!
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