De-vivification Experts of Malton

De-vivification Experts of Malton
Abbreviation:	DvEM
Group Numbers:	Unknown at this time
Leadership:	Horde mentality
Goals:	To Destroy Lives and Property
Recruitment Policy:	Invite only
Contact:	Don't call us, we'll call you

ALWAYS HUNGRY, READY TO KILL

The De-vivification Experts of Malton are here to assist you with that problem we like to think of as life; it's nasty, it's unnecessary, and it's damn boring. In response to the current crisis of survivor over-population we have formed to help people see the light of undeath. Don't be surprised if we come knocking at your door some day. I'm sure we'll make fast friends as we delightedly munch on your brains. In suburbs where there is an active survivor presence we will be setting up shop and helping people to shuffle off of this mortal coil.

Goals and Guidelines

DvEM members are expected to knock down barricades and humans whenever they get a chance. We'll be making frequent de-vivification runs around our areas of operation. We want to help survivors die, simple as that. We will be employing centralized operations in areas ripe with "the living", and have recently established a new Devivification Lab (a.k.a. Pole Mall).

Joining the DvEM

We are keeping an eye out for potential recruits. We will contact you if you fit our profile.

Organization

We're a horde. We don't need no stinking leaders. We're just here to kill stuff!

Code of Conduct

Absolutely no spying is allowed by our members. No hopping onto private boards to gather information, no scouting as a human to find survivors, and no PKing. Zerging is not and never will be permitted. The rules are simple and the consequences for breaking those rules are severe.

It is not unheard of for members to become revived and suddenly find themselves playing as human. Sometimes it is intentional; such as to purchase a desired human skill like Body Building. More often however, members find themselves the victim of a "random revive" or "combat revive". This type of activity saddens us, because it is a waste of both AP and resources on the part of human players, but we are resigned to the often incomprehensible decision making process of the typical survivor. Heck, some humans even seem to think you can trap zombies by barricading them into a building.

Regardless of how they got that way, while human, members of the DvEM will under no circumstances engage in PK-ing, scouting, or spying for the horde; rest assured, what they see while breathing will not be shared with their zombie brothers and sisters. However, as they are still members of the organization (despite their temporary revived status), they reserve the right to engage in pro-zed discussion, make DvEM radio broadcasts and tag locations with DvEM propaganda, and destroy any harman equipment as needed. This isn't "spying" or "scouting" - it's just good, clean fun.

"We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes."

Heck, if you're nice to us, you might even find that a revived D-vEM member FAK-ed you in your sleep or even helped to re-cade your building. We're just that kind of group.

Current Operations

Classified. You will recognize us by our groans. Now coming to a neighbourhood near you. Very near.

Comics

Our Lady of Broken Souls has a creative side. Must be that the left side of her brain is a little less headshot than the right side. She has captured some of our latest adventures in graphic art form. You can find them here:

De-vivification Experts of Malton/comics

Morning-After Reports

January 2010

January 30: The first month has been a slow month for the Experts, as the snow seems to have scattered us a bit. We'll be back together shortly, I figure. --ZuluDeacon 23:12, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

February 2010

February 19: We are currently evaluating locations across Malton for our next devival meeting. Stay tuned! --ZuluDeacon 15:59, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

March/April 2010

April 20: The Experts, after a lengthy hiatus across the city, have returned to the familiar grounds of the Devivial Lab. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, refer to our Report Archive. --ZuluDeacon 17:29, 20 April 2010 (BST)

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Older Morning-After Reports can be found in our De-vivification Experts of Malton/Report Archive.

The Experts

A list of confirmed (by us) Experts is available here: DvEM Experts

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	The Second Big Bash!
	This User or Group is a member of The Second Big Bash, and will be coming to your neighborhood soon! Please have lots of fresh brains ready when they arrive with all their friends.

	Mall Tour 2009
	This User or Group was a member of the Mall Tour 2009, and came to your local mall! Thanks for having lots of fresh brains ready when they arrived with all their friends.