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'''Bio:''' Always up for some pointless online games, he was quick to join when we told him we were taking a stab at Urban Dead.<br> | '''Bio:''' Always up for some pointless online games, he was quick to join when we told him we were taking a stab at Urban Dead.<br> | ||
'''Hobbies:''' Wasting his life on shitty online games | '''Hobbies:''' Wasting his life on shitty online games | ||
=== [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=262552 Joe Morris] === | |||
:''wat''<br> | |||
'''Bio:''' So on the second day of this group we were informed that Joe had joined FMOC. Before we could ask him for a profile link of any of that jazz, he's outta IRC and doesn't come back for hours. Torontonians, I swear.<br> | |||
'''Hobbies:''' Failing at life. | |||
== Allies == | == Allies == | ||
Revision as of 03:09, 15 November 2010
| Five Miles Over Chicago | |
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| Abbreviation: | FMOC |
| Group Numbers: | 10 or so. |
| Leadership: | It's more of a communal thing. You probably wouldn't understand. |
| Goals: | Do I really have to explain everything to you? |
| Recruitment Policy: | Talk page. We have one. Use it. |
| Contact: | Forum |
Five Miles Over Chicago is a group of survivors that don't actually like Urban Dead. We're just playing to be ironic. I mean, I guess it's OK to drink fair trade coffee and listen to Arcade Fire all day, but if you really want ironic? Look no further. We're all about irony. Everything we do is ironic somehow. It's too bad if you just can't understand that sort of thing. I guess we just aren't mainstream enough for you.
Headline text
Do you see what I did there? I just clicked the "New Headline" button and didn't bother changing the default text. It's pretty ironic. I just thought I should point that out since you probably didn't "get" it.
Anyways, we're cruising Reganbank right now, working on our first campaign The James Wood Experiment (Fables from the Broken Record). You can probably join, if you're cool enough. You'll know if you are because Stephen will give you that little nod cool people give the less fortunate, to let them know there just may be hope for them yet.
Our HQ is Nuth Row Fire Station because I said so.
Members
This is the part where I type "These are our members" even though you already knew that from the headline up there. You already knew that's how all group pages work. I just wanted to point out how "every group page does that, so we're going to as well." We're so non-conformist, we conform but for all the wrong reasons.
Jon Evans
- "I don't think you know what Communism means."
Bio: After watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, he decided one day to set out and change his life forever. For him, that meant doing the exact same stuff, but with FMOC.
Hobbies: Baking, wasting his life on shitty online games
Commander O'Neil
- "WOAH, SIT DOWN, YOU'VE LEFT YOUR LEGS BEHIND!"
Bio: This other dude from the DEM, but he was just way too chill for that noise. Was in some French Fail Legion or something but screw that.
Hobbies: I dunno actually, but he probably plays Poker or something
Blitz Krieger
- "I killed a zombie! yay!"
Bio: I'm gonna level with you. I don't think this guy knows what he's doing. Whatevs, he's in our group now.
Hobbies: Failing at Urban Dead
Stephen Grace
- "SO MANY REBELS"
Bio: Ok, so this guy is communist. Well he says he is anyway. I'm like 99% sure he's just got some serious issues. He owns a hermit crab named "Little Trotsky".
Hobbies: Communism, student protests
Ribbijack
- "God help me but I'm at Nuth Row."
Bio: This other guy who was in IRC when we were making this group and he's all, "Hey, I like Urban Dead!" and we're all "Aight, you should come roll with us" and he's all, "K".
Hobbies: Being a douchebagAwesome.
ykl
- "Damn you labine for getting me looking at UD again..."
Bio: This other dude from the DEM. He's pretty cool even if he refused to play Urban Dead. He's like a member in spirit if nothing else.
Hobbies: Not playing Urban Dead
Denver Randleman
- "What are we doing?"
Bio: So we're talking about the group in IRC like always, and Denver is like "Hey we'll join, but we're going to be PKers" but then I'm all ":|" and he's all "Ok then."
Hobbies: Chillin', listening to Johnny Cash
Rambo Pliskin
- "..."
Bio: This guy is Denver's friend, I don't even know him. He kind of sounds like a scenester if you ask me but whatever.
Hobbies: PKing, apparently. (Well, formerly.)
Yetiwarrior
- "lol, I mustve PKed Commander O'Neil a couple times"
Bio: Always up for some pointless online games, he was quick to join when we told him we were taking a stab at Urban Dead.
Hobbies: Wasting his life on shitty online games
Joe Morris
- wat
Bio: So on the second day of this group we were informed that Joe had joined FMOC. Before we could ask him for a profile link of any of that jazz, he's outta IRC and doesn't come back for hours. Torontonians, I swear.
Hobbies: Failing at life.
Allies
This is where we list our allies. We don't have any yet because we just aren't mainstream enough and nobody wants to step to this.
