Talk:Tactically Innovative Territorial Zombies

TITZ

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ENVY

Hello guys ! Thought I'd drop a note saying that I don't think you guys zerg... I have been in very tight coordinated attacks and I miss the love :P Would like to have my colleagues at work join me but thats not gonna happen. Awww well ! See ya ! --Murderess 20:16, 30 October 2010 (BST)

--Well well well. We meet again. I guess you like chewing on my crew ? Glad we're gonna fight it off boys and gurls ! BRING IT ON ! ;) --Murderess 22:54, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

King of Masks

Greetings.... As the sole proprietor of the Harrold Museum for three years running, TITZ zombies recently made a mess of my home.... So I went after one of them in human form... got griefed thrice and decided that if I have no other choice, might as well mess with the messers.... However, in the fourth time down, I was advised not to mess with TITZ people.... If that's a two-way street, then we can leave the TITZ-for-tat alone for a simple agreement to leave my one home building unmolested.... If in agreement, leave a reply here and I'll check back regularly....

Thanks for the consideration....

Tai Tao Ren

Dear Mr Ren. Thank you for taking the time to comment. But sadly, we decline the offer. Basically you're welcome to kill us whenever you want. We're cool with that. In return we'll be killing you whenever we see you. (I think it's 3 times in the past week? Or was it 4 counting this morning in Brooksville?) If this is not acceptable to you then fine. You can stop killing us and we'll still kill you? That works too.

Hey chaps!

We at Red Rum are in the area and causing gleeful mayhem. I'd like to bribe you chaps to shoot our leader (Ashley Valentine) or maybe just gnaw on him a bit. If you come to our forums ([1]) I can tell you where he (and others!) is/are with greater accuracy. Also, if you'd like to tell us where the good biscuit stocks in this suburb are, I'll lather the other rum leaders in tasty barbecue sauce. --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 15:51, 21 December 2010 (UTC)

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King of Masks

Well, well, "titz"... a close study of your characters' creation times shows you for what you are: merely one Zerger.... Till they close your accounts, we'll dance the dance of death.... As my benefactors have pointed out: your zerg army is mighty mouthy against one character with one account.... Reap the whirlwind, Zerg-burger.... Tai Tao Ren

Yes yes Mr Ren. You're now the (let me check) 4th person/group to accuse us of zerging. It's been looked into in great detail and I'm sorry to report the truth is far more mundane. We work together, hang out together, and considering we have a few husband/wife teams in the group some of us do many other things together. Many of us got into the game (you know the free, pointless game that you can't win or lose so shouldn't take so seriously cuz it shows you have no life) becuase someone yelled over a cubical wall, "Hey, check this out." So talk the talk, tell us how we're gonna reap this and they're gonna close that. But sadly, we're many different people with our own computers and IPs. So your dance of death will have to wait till you're...um...dead? It's so funny how survivors can't deal with getting killed. Naturally you're too good for that so the -only- way you can be beat is by zerging right? Yea, that must be it. Has to be. Ban them I say! Ban them and burn them! Ah well, sorry Tai Tao. C'mon back over to Harrold. We wanna kill you again.

King of Masks

Ah, quite amusing, this mythical "we".... Still, several accounts griefing one and you Otaku can't find me right under your upturned noses?! The gods, too, can die.... Tai Tao Ren

--Yawn-- ILikeOatmeal