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| '''Please put new comments at the bottom, and don't forget to sign your name!''' | | '''You have reached the Gore Corps: Malton's most wanted, most hated and most murderous. Please leave your message after the scream (and remember to sign you name.''' |
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| ==[[Malton Rangers]]==
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| Goo, I'm disapointed, we're not worthy of being a KOS? Totally not cool. Or is it because you like us, because if thats the case than your totally cool and I love you--[[User:Dickholeguy|General Lee A. Dickhole]] <sub>[[Malton Rangers]]</sub> 20:23, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
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| :I was referring to the Gore Corps being on other groups KOS lists. Looks like ''someone'' didn't read the whole entry. Know what that means?
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| :{{Ddd|[[User:Dickholeguy|Dickholeguy]]}}
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| :Yup. --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 07:28, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
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| ::Hope you're happy, DHG. I made a "hit list" just for you, and put your name at the very top. --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 07:54, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
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| ==[[USSR]]==
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| Awww, I am on a hit list. How cute. [[User:Protomorph|Protomorph]] 06:36, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
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| :Hey, the Gore Corps is all about the cute. ;) --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 22:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
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| ::Alright!!! Permanent listing and the first place! I rock. [[User:Protomorph|Protomorph]] 17:01, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
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| :::I knew you'd like that. I do what I can, Protomorph. --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 22:31, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
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| ==[[Five Critics]]==
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| We're honored to be noticed. Honestly, at this point we're just killing anything that smells of Zed. So no offense if we can't focus on you guys anymore. I believe our kill ratio was something like 4 GC for every 1 FC :) It's been fun, however. -Benzac --[[User:Benzac|Benzac]] 16:52, 20 April 2007 (BST)
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| ==[[The Malton Bureaucats]]==
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| Sorry Goo, but you have not yet paid your fine for illegal reanimation and failure to obtain permits for large public gatherings. As such, you are not allowed use of any tanning beds in Malton. Fines are payable through cashiers checks or money orders to the "Municipality of Malton". Thank you and have a nice day. -- Falkenberg, Head Bureaucrat of the Malton Bureaucrats
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| :I gave you my payment in the form of a deposit of lead. You can keep the change. ;) --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 02:23, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
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| Well Goo, I hate to break it to ya, but considering you're using shotgun shells as payment...at approximately $10 for a box of 5 12-guage 00 Buckshot, you've paid ~$20. Your total fine is $12,707.42 This means that you have yet to pay $12,687.42.....or, if you wish to continue paying in shotgun shells, 6344 more shells. If you wish to pay in pistol bullets, we are assuming the pistols are .357 as they are revolvers. .357 is approxmiately $20 for a box of 20 rounds, or roughly $1 per round. That means you need to pay us in 12,688 pistol rounds. Thank you, and have a good day. --[[Falkenberg]]
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| Can I just say how neglected the rest of the Malton Bureacrats feel to see only two of our people on a hit list? But not the rest of us? -- Firmus Piett, Director of Intelligence Services, Malton Bureaucrats
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| :I hate to think we've been negligent in our killing of members of your fine group. Please provide their player IDs so we can list them and start making up for this oversight. Thanks! --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 22:20, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
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| ::I love ya for the whole pantless thing, but what kind of intelligence agent would I be if I did your job for you? I mean, you're a death cult. Finding us shouldn't be too hard. :) -- [[User:Firmus Piett|Firmus Piett]]
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| ==[[User:Showcase/characters|RebelReefer]]==
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| HEY! What did I do? heh. I'm touched to be on a list. Its my first ever list. They say you'll always remember your first. I'm glad it was you! --[[User:Rebelreefer|RebelReefer]] 17:12 27 January 2007
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| ::Well, since I made the list, I had to do something to justify it. :) --[[User:Rebelreefer|RebelReefer]] 17:33 27 January 2007
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| == Race For Mayor ==
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| Hey, wait a minute... I thought ''I'' was the Gore Corps' candidate! -- [[User:Murray Jay Suskind|Murray Jay Suskind]] 16:10, 4 April 2007 (BST)
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| :We split our endorsement. Living, we support Sir Fred. Undead, we support Murray Jay. Shoot, I better update the wiki to reflect this! --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 00:22, 7 April 2007 (BST)
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| == *Points to hat* ==
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| You still don't love us enough to not kill us?
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| Oh, and btw, you hung up before I could finish my question. I was saying, "Would you be interested in a three-way VOTE that included DR PHIL in with your hot hot Sir Fred/MJS action. Deep down, I know you all want DR PHIL ... in office! Maybe the part of your team that's lying on the ground after a revive could support us. The part that smells funny! --[[User:Shinosa|Shinosa]] 13:59, 13 April 2007 (BST)
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| :Oh, my mistake. I thought you were asking if I'd be interested in a ''three way'' something else. A resounding no to Dr. Phil. Even the undead find him horrifying. --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 21:59, 20 April 2007 (BST)
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| ::Nuts.--[[User:Shinosa|Shinosa]] 18:32, 26 April 2007 (BST)
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| == Bad language ==
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| I dont have a problem with you guys in particular. But those members talking crap language bore me. At least I dont have to deal with such idiots in real life.. To make this clear, since I know that those mentioned already dont understand: I think you have some really nice and cool members. But there are also such stupidos that make me laugh- I never thought they existed.. --[[User:Kolleen|Kolleen]] A time stamp for Kolleen, because Kolleen won't.
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| :Who are you, and why didn't you timestamp your comment? --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 09:53, 10 June 2007 (BST)
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| :Obviously you're not bored if you're still talking about it several days after the fact. But thanks for continually demonstrating I got under your skin by trying to pretend I didn't. ;) --[[User:Mold|Mold]] 09:59, 10 June 2007 (BST)
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| -grins- If you didn't guess, Goolina, it was Kolleen. Next time Kolleen, Time stamp, you idiot.
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| And also... this bad language junk? Look at yourself, you little hypocrite. "But those members talking *crap* language bore me." Bitchplz.
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| Stupidos? Is that even a word? And if we bore you, then bugger off and stop whining, drama queen. If you don't stop soon, people might start accusing you of being an Attention Whore.
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| Or then again. Don't stop. Your causing numerous lulz on our forums.
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| INTERNET. SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS
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| --[[User:Heiki|Heiki]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 12:13AM, 13 June 2007 (AEST) OHLOOKIE. A TIME STAMP. :O
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| :ZOMG bad language! --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 05:32, 13 June 2007 (BST)
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| ==Response to your libel==
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| Santlerville Rangers aren't zergers, you slandering bitches. Congrats, you've been shitlisted. Don't you ever dare to come in Santlerville.
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| :Finis, you're a moron. Shitlisted by a group of '''ONE'''? That's got to be the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Let me know how that goes for you, ok? --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 18:36, 15 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::Fine, bitch, go ahead with your self-suggestion. But you still have a perfect ten on the lame-o-meter for rambling around with these blatant lies.--[[User:Finis Valorum|Finis Valorum]] 18:43, 15 June 2007 (BST)
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| :::Might be better for you Finis if more people from your group actually edited the wiki, otherwise you're probably always gonna be labeled a zerger 'cause that's the way it looks.--[[User:Karek|karek]] 19:31, 15 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::::The other members of my group have absolutely no experience with wikis and have little interest in this. In fact, we initally didn't even want a group page on wiki. I'm the one who insisted and thus I've been assigned with the wiki-related thingies due to my relative familiarity with en.wikipedia and shit. That's the main reason i'm also the leader.--[[User:Finis Valorum|Finis Valorum]] 19:36, 15 June 2007 (BST)
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| :::::Wait, you're the ''smartest'' of the bunch? Oh dear. --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 20:03, 15 June 2007 (BST)
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| :::::Of course, our associated scouts and revivers are somewhat active on this wiki and can come and support me, but they don't wanna disclose their identities.--[[User:Finis Valorum|Finis Valorum]] 19:38, 15 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::::::For some reason, this song comes to mind: http://barb.velvet.com/humor/lurkers.html --[[User:Kali Magdalene|Kali Magdalene]] 23:09, 15 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::::::Why cause that identity is yours? I don't buy it, if they didn't want to be known they wouldn't be in the group.--[[User:Karek|karek]] 19:45, 15 June 2007 (BST)
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| :::::::No, moron. Cause they're not actually in our group, they're in other groups from and around Santlerville and don't wanna be excluded from them. They're just scouting and reviving for us, nothing more.--[[User:Finis Valorum|Finis Valorum]] 19:59, 15 June 2007 (BST)
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| {{Finis_Award}}
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| ::::::::Displayed here for posterity. As soon as I post it to Tiny Finis' talk page, I'm done with this sad little pissant. {{User:Blinkin_The_Gremlin/Sig}} 22:58, 15 June 2007 (BST)
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| :::::::::You might want to know that, since I've been excluded from the SR, I've added you to my personal shitlist.--[[User:Finis Valorum|Finis Valorum]] 10:01, 16 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::::::::::I'm sure they care a ''great deal''. --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] <sup> [[Project UnWelcome|U!]]</sup> 10:16, 16 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::::::::::OH NOES
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| ::::::::::A SHITLIST
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| ::::::::::WHATEVER SHALL WE DO
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| ::::::::::QUICK, GOOLINA
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| ::::::::::CALL THE WHAMBULANCE
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| ::::::::::THE FBI
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| ::::::::::CIA
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| ::::::::::AOL POLICE
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| ::::::::::INTERNET TOUGHT GUYZ
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| :::::::::: --[[User:Heiki|Heiki]] <sup> [[Gore Corps]]</sup> 19:28, 16 June 2007 (AEST)
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| ::::::::::Le Sigh. Fine. Ya know, I was going to delay my visit to Santlerville until after my Grand Tour of Malton, but looks like you really want to suck on lead. Look forward to getting blown away within the next week or so. {{User:Blinkin_The_Gremlin/Sig}} 15:43, 18 June 2007 (BST)
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| Oh my god, you just don't know when to stop. You're the one who came into our IRC flapping your gums not once, but two days in a row. Then you talked shit to me and my team ''on our own page''. Don't start something you can't finish, kid...especially when you get so easily butthurt. --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 10:44, 16 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::Youre failing to realize i'm independent now. That's the good part.--[[User:Finis Valorum|Finis Valorum]] 10:47, 16 June 2007 (BST)
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| :::No, it's not that I don't realize it. It's that '''I don't give a damn'''. But hey, good luck taking on all 36 of us by yourself, n00b. --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 11:24, 16 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::::Cool, your overconfidence shall be your undoing.--[[User:Finis Valorum|Finis Valorum]] 11:28, 16 June 2007 (BST)
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| :::::''Their'' overconfidence? You've got hubris up the wahoozey! [[User:Mrhton|Mrhton]] 21:47, 16 June 2007 (BST)
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| :::::It's not overconfidence, idiot. It's pure '''numbers'''. 1 vs 36 does not make good odds. --[[User:Heiki|Heiki]] <sup> [[Gore Corps]]</sup> 20:35, 16 June 2007 (AEST)
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| ::::::I'll get you all, bitch, don't worry. Sooner or later.--[[User:Finis Valorum|Finis Valorum]] 11:40, 16 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::::::: Don't worry, attention-whore, I'm not worrying one bit. --[[User:Heiki|Heiki]] <sup> [[Gore Corps]]</sup> 20:43, 16 June 2007 (AEST)
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| :::::::When you sit in your cave, banging rocks together in a vain attempt to make fire and wondering if it's time to scrape your loincloth across a damp rock because it smells funny, does any part of your mind awaken from its usual thick haze and think "Hey, I'm being a total fucking asshat. Maybe I should find another way to get what I want"? And if if some anomalous mutant part of your mind does think this, do you hit yourself in the head with some kind of stone age mallet until it goes away?--[[User:Kali Magdalene|Kali Magdalene]] 11:49, 16 June 2007 (BST)
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| Bitch fight moved to [[User_talk:Finis_Valorum|Finis Valorum's Talk Page]]
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| ==Thank You!==
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| [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840714 One of your members] had the honor to be the first to PK me, and I've been playing since October! My luck finally ran out. Anyway, I'd like to thank you for helping me in my first time, and also for the brainz...said member stuck around, so I stood up and mauled him to death. It was lovely.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 20:42, 19 June 2007 (BST)
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| :Ya know, I really wanted to be the one to do the honors, but RNG handed me my behind and Wulfgar was too good a target to pass up. Kudos for you for the ?rise and maul. He should have beat feet before APing out. --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 22:25, 19 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::I wondered why you shot me twice then wandered off. I thought I wasn't worth your time or something ;)--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 22:28, 19 June 2007 (BST)
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| :::After six straight misses with a shotgun and two with a pistol, I figured it wasn't meant to be. RNG is a fickle mistress. --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 23:13, 19 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::::That's pretty weird. CutterNighthawk must've prayed real hard to Kevan or something. Well, it looks like y'all are well on your way to retaking your precious PD. Kiss Petro's statue for me!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 23:24, 19 June 2007 (BST)
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| == Ghoulius you fucktard! ==
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| well played! but it took two of you goons to kill me!----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]]<sup> [[Malton Rangers|MR]]• [[Mossad| ה ]]•[[User_talk:Sexualharrison|T]]</sup>[[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 22:58, 22 June 2007 (BST)
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| :Sucks to miss the killing shot on the last AP. But hey, that's what teamwork is for, right? --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 23:08, 22 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::You fire at Goolina for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die. I'm soo mad at myself I forgot to give you a hug before I blew your head off. kisses! tell brett thanks for the bite marks!----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]]<sup> [[Malton Rangers|MR]]• [[Mossad| ה ]]•[[User_talk:Sexualharrison|T]]</sup>[[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 12:44, 24 June 2007 (BST)
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| ==Twice in a day==
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| You all must be really pissed off at us ;)--{{User:Che13/Sig}} 23:02, 25 June 2007 (BST)
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| :Nah, we just show our love in unusual ways. --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 01:02, 26 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::Oh, oh, Goolina made a mistake! It's 'unusual ways' not 'unusual days'! Yessss!--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 01:04, 26 June 2007 (BST)
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| :::Gah you caught me. Just got back from a seminar with survivors of the Holocaust IRL, guess my mind was still on other things. --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 01:47, 26 June 2007 (BST)
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| :::How do you like those teeth, Lachryma? ;) --[[User:Mold|Mold]] 01:43, 26 June 2007 (BST)
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| ::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>sing-songy voice* You didn't kill me! La la la! *gets serious again* You have a perfectly valid reason for that mistake, Goolina.--{{User:Lachryma/sig}} 01:52, 26 June 2007 (BST)
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| ==[[Finis]]==
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| Hey guys. I got PKed yesterday in dowdney. Other locations he's PKed my group are Heckworthy, Anthony and Hall. If you on the lookout for him check that area....i keep noticing him lying outside buildings so i think he may be a jumper. not sure if you guys are hunting him or whatever but might as well share info on our mutual enemy.
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| --[[User:J3D|J3D]] 10:50, 17 July 2007 (BST)
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| *Hey there, Gore Corps. My Santlerville alt may be pro-survivor, but I have to admit that the 'burb has two problems. First, PKer Finis Valorum, whom you already know, is rampaging unchecked by the local posses. Second, it's very safe and zombie-free, which equals very boring. How about a nice big sweep through, laying waste to the whole place? The big hordes tend to forget about us up in our corner, and the Dowdney guardians get awfully cocky and lazy in their absence. -OccamsRazor, 1:44AM EST (USA)
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| Now, somebody said that I was collaborating with Finis' in the past - that's just simply not true. I remember seeing him try to pk somebody in a mall once, and I stole his kill... hope all is well GC, I'm sure we'll be dropping some harmanz together again.
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| --[[User:Xeose|xeose]] 04:18, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
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| {{{h|==}}}{{c|DeepPink|[[Club Vagg]] vip status}}{{{h|==}}}
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| {{c|DeepPink|The [[Imagine]] organization has taken up the management of Malton's premier lesbian nightclub, [[Club Vagg]]. This club has a history of putting counter-culture groups on its VIP list (regardless of gender) and the [[Imagine]] organization (always a supporter of the counter-culture) is happy to say we have extended VIP status at "The Vagg" to your group.}}
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| == Template ==
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| I [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Beatbox_Kids#Dear_Finis used your template]. I hope you don't mind as I'm not actually part of the Gore Corps. I figure it's appropriate. Later.--[[User:Nallan|Nallan]] 04:16, 8 September 2007 (BST)
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| == what the hell I'm not good enough? ==
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| How come my name is not on your hit list anymore? I'm very disappointed----[[User:Sexualharrison|Sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] [[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]] 16:11, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
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| == I guess this ''is'' the end of an era ==
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| I retire, and the ''People We Like Too Much To Kill'' status gets revoked for Sir Fred, Sexy Rexy and that one guy in the Randoms. W to the T to the F? This truly saddens me, because it's our sense of honor, coupled with our silliness, that made us legendary. --[[User:Goolina|Goolina]] <sub>[[Gore Corps]]</sub> 04:55, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
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| :It's not a matter of honour, Goo, but rather of pragmatism and our status as an [[RRF]] team. We're a part of a zombie horde, so if we stumble across breathers they have to die and that transcends personal liking. Truth be told, I think that the entire concept, whilst not really something that should suit an RRF team to begin with, was entirely devalued when ZaqWer was added. No offence to the guy and I'm sure he's cool, but we had had absolutely no dealings with him at all and he was only added by consensus on the Randoms' forum because the main candidate, Shinosa, had a Gore Corps alt, which represents a condflict of interests on our side. As for the others, I'm fond of Rexy and Sir Fred too, but to not kill the living must be anathema to all members of the Ridleybank Resistance Front. The only exception lies in Quartly Library; other than there, the job must be done. --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 01:24, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
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| == This Punk One of Yours? ==
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| [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1134618 Option 4] here is calling himself RRF, but he has a nasty habit of declaring himself part of groups he isn't actually in - in fact, this would be the second time he called himself RRF, and he pretended to be a Philosophe Knight for a short time a while back. That ain't even getting in to the time he got drunk (I'm assuming) and tried to impersonate me on IRC. Dunno if this is the proper channel of inquiry, but if he ''did'' decide to finally join a group, I figured he'd go for the Corps over the main RRF. So did you guys actually let the little Merridew wannabe in, or is he up to his old tricks? - [[User:Subotei's Crotch|Subotei's Crotch]] 21:23, 20 June 2008 (BST)
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| :He has indeed joined the Gore Corps and fulfilled our entry requirements, he'll be continuing in the Corps. Thanks for coming to us with this. --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 17:09, 21 June 2008 (BST)
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| ::Alrighty, that's all I wanted to know. Glad he's finally made the leap from "guy that shoots JJ a bunch" to "real PKer". Good luck with him. - [[User:Subotei's Crotch|Subotei's Crotch]] 23:31, 21 June 2008 (BST)
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