Talk:The Streltsy/BAR

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Maybe it would be easier if you all didn't run off after you manage to kill one or two people. At least you know where we are come at us and quit running. If you really want something to brag about have the nerve to stand ground after you kill one of us. Isn't it better to fight and die in battle like men than to fight and run like cowards? Leo Leonardo III 02:27, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

The similar hit and run fashion of our attacks can be attributed to the following, The Peoples Liberation Army in the Chinese Civil War, Fidel Castro's Rebels during the Cuban Revolution, and by the Vietcong and North Vietnamese Army during the American Vietnam War. It has also been seen in Kosovo, Ireland, Afganistan, Iraq and of course the American War of Independence. By the way, the lot of those listed won their battles, very few lost or are in the middle of losing ;). Don't be ashamed Leo, you guys totally don't outnumber by about 3 to 1, and we totally aren't destroying you. Its just a figment of your imagination running wild, hey look a pretty unicorn to join that illusion. -- 

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03:36, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

It is also used by EVERY PKER IN MALTON. --Haliman - Talk 03:48, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Wait...we were in a war? I thought you guys were just f**king around, you know, like a prank gone bad or something. Well, I guess I better get off my bum and get to battle. Cheers! Justin91 4:38 pm, March 30, 2010

If I spoke from my point of view, those same words would still apply. The only difference is that we killed you about four times as many times as you killed us. Oh, and that we actually killed you enough to make you "declare war" on us and complain about us to the Dulston Alliance. We would complain about you to our friends too but then if we talked about what happened it wouldn't be complaining- it would be boasting. --Moctezuma ^{The Streltsy} 23:27, 30 March 2010 (BST)

Didn't call your friends huh? I guess the increased zed activity is just a coincidence then, right? Also on a unrelated note, why the flying f**k is there a scared sandwhich on this page? That is all. Cheers! Justin91 8:52 am, March 31, 2010

I appreciate your flattery but The Streltsy aren't that powerful. We're just PKers. We don't control zombie hordes and we (so far) don't death cult. As far as we're concerned (and we're the authority on this page), the war ended on March 18th. After that, we all left. Whatever has been going on in your suburb since then has nothing to do with us. To answer another question, that sandwich is about to get PKed. Also, would you happen to know anything about the casualties on our side? This page isn't neutral but that's no excuse for inaccuracy. On that same note, feel free to point out any factual errors. --Moctezuma ^{The Streltsy} 20:52, 31 March 2010 (BST)

I didn't mean to flatter you, I just assumed the worst when I saw you were allied with redrum, Most of these zombies are apparently wtih "The Dead", which could be worse. On a happier note, I didn't see any factual errors, that I know of any way. My only nitpick is that it really wasn't considered a war by half the BAR members, more like a brawl, hence why I didn't know much about it. We just didn't really care all that much, other than Leo and a few others, most of us just went, "Meh, pkers." *Rolls eyes, gets the needles ready*Let it be known that I killed radio god at least three times, inform him he needs to run away faster next time, he was literally one building away alot of the time. Also, we would like to talk to you about killing zerging pooh spammers, If interested, please stop by the forum, or our talk page. That is all, Cheers! (Oh, and the sandwhich was a nice touch, really caught the emotion of the "war") Justin91 12:46 am, April 1, 2010