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While we're not recruiting new zombies just yet, we will be doing so eventually. It's not you, it's us. We're still in the process of getting our collective shit together and can't really do anything about expanding our group until certain things are taken care of. Once that happens, of course, we'll be open to recruiting anyone who is interested in joining. | While we're not recruiting new zombies just yet, we will be doing so eventually. It's not you, it's us. We're still in the process of getting our collective shit together and can't really do anything about expanding our group until certain things are taken care of. Once that happens, of course, we'll be open to recruiting anyone who is interested in joining. | ||
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Revision as of 15:27, 22 August 2008
| The Lagging Dead | |
| Abbreviation: | TLD |
| Group Numbers: | Just check the stats page. |
| Leadership: | Brona |
| Goals: | Ruling all of Malton with a decaying fist. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Currently not open, but will be in the future. |
| Contact: | We have a public forum here |
Our Purpose
The Lagging Dead is a small group of zombies that have taken a liking to several buildings along the Scarletwood-Danversbank border, and have vowed to keep them ruined and in zombie hands until the end of time... or until we all get bored and go home, whichever happens first. Our ultimate goal is to rule over all of Malton, but until we recruit another few thousand zombies to make that possible, we'll settle for what we have while always looking to expand our domain as far as we can.
We patrol the area nightly, ensuring that every building is in proper (non) working order. If we come across a site that does not meet our safety codes, we'll tear down the doors and remedy the situation. Or, at the very least, leave behind a stern letter pinned to one of the half-dead survivors inside who wouldn't cooperate. We take pride in our work, and ensure that every building we inhabit adheres to the highest standards of zombie home-decor.
Recruitment
While we're not recruiting new zombies just yet, we will be doing so eventually. It's not you, it's us. We're still in the process of getting our collective shit together and can't really do anything about expanding our group until certain things are taken care of. Once that happens, of course, we'll be open to recruiting anyone who is interested in joining.
