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Rakuen

Seeing as how a good number of faggots, noobs, retards, irresponsible douchebags, and aspies have been getting unanimously voted into important positions by nepotistic power tripping basement dwellers, I feel it is my time to shine as a glimmer of hope and intelligence in the Sysops community. As you can tell, I am a well liked and responsible individual, famous for his helpfulness and fervent activity on the wiki. I am looking forward to serving my time as a Sysops well.

Hasta la Victoria Siempre!

Also, we may or may not be able to stop in this area, as it might be contaminated with flying mammals.--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 04:01, 19 May 2010 (BST)

• Hero of the Wiki --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 04:02, 19 May 2010 (BST)
• Vouch For Great Justice - Woot is a well known member of this wiki who has done many great things in and out of UD. I remember when the rest of the sysop community tried to overthrow the community and stage a coup. The only person who defended Grim in stopping their evil plot was Woot. I remember when Misanthropy tried turning the wiki into a GLBT community and Woot stopped that faggot tree with an axe. I remember when Woot shot JFK from the Grassy Knoll, ending the secret Communist plot to take over America. I remember when Woot uncovered the Black Panthers plot to force people to vote for Obama but was stopped by DDR who owns an Obama blowup sex doll. I remember when Woot discovered that cyberbob's "girlfriend" was actually a transexual (THIS REALLY HAPPENED). These stories may not seem like proof that he should be a sysop but look at the reasons for the other sysops and 'crats. The only reason they are up there is because they are friends. A working wiki needs to have checks and balances with professional sysops. This wiki has none of that. It instead has basement dwellers who want nothing more than to recreate that scene from Top Gun where they get oiled up and play volleyball to Playing With the Boys by Kenny Loggins. In case you didn't get the reference...THEY'RE FUCKING GAY. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n} 04:11, 19 May 2010 (BST)

  Respekt. RIP Grim_s--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 04:17, 19 May 2010 (BST)

• Against - Fails to meet criteria. He doesn't have enough activity (500 edits in six months is what's suggested, but for him to reach 500 edits, you have to go back to 2008). —Aichon— 04:51, 19 May 2010 (BST)

  THAT IS A LIE!--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 04:55, 19 May 2010 (BST)

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