User:Chief Seagull/Cutey Snugglekins

♥♥ Cutey Snugglekins ♥♥ Methinks thine appearance deceives, my fuschia waif, O, that deceit should dwell In such a gorgeous palace! Cutey Snugglekins Player Type PKer Current Bounty 34 Goals Collecting things Likes Kittens, puppies, chocolate, marshmallows, teddy bears, dolls, guns, cricket bats Character Owner Chief Seagull Hi! I'm Cutey Snugglekins, but you can call me cute :) Some nasty people would call me a PKer, but all I do is collect things. There's so many cool and interesting names in Malton and I wanna grab as many as I can - I can't help it if I have to collect em with bullets and stuff.   Cutey's favouritest weapon, the Hello Kitty pistol Diary 5 December: Wow! It sure has been a busy year! So busy I nearly forgot to write to Santa - after all I've been such a good little girl. Trouble is there ain't no pens left in Malton. All the pen shops are trashed and the only biro I found had been stepped on and had no ink, so I had to use a twig and some blood kindly donated by one of my collectibles... Dear Santa I've been such a good little girl. I've had some great collections and made some great friends, so I really deserve some great prezzies. So for Xmas I would like a Hello Kitty shotgun, a Hello Kitty assault rifle, a pair of Hello Kitty Nikes, a Hello Kitty AK47, some Hello Kitty darts, a Hello Kitty taser, a Hello Kitty kilt, a Hello Kitty Sig Sauer, a box of Hello Kitty bombs, and a Hello Kitty tank. Oh, and another Hello Kitty shotgun. Actually, make that four Hello Kitty shotguns. Lots of luv and hugs and kisses Cutey Snugglekins ♥♥ Right, now how can I post this? Maybe I can give it to one of those nice soldiers at the city border. 17 November: *They indiscriminately shot into a crowd of people at Mitchem Mall in the south east plaza. Several people fell to the ground. One of the group was a long time detached and confused field medic. He was isolated. It's okay that he's never going to wake up again. He was alone. He died alone. Death welcomes everyone. Death unites everyone.* -mikemalone29@hotmail.com Gasp! You writed in my diary! Cutey ♥♥ Mmh! I felt especially wronged and I had to mumble my last words some where! Now I have to break in to a powered NT building and hope that someone is quicker with a syringe than a gun D: But <3 I went through a genocidal phase:) I understand. Wrong place wrong time. It's okay - I always like hearing from my collectibles! Cutey ♥♥ 16 November: Oooh, my tummy hasn't been feeling too well these past coupla weeks. I dunno if it was where nasty people kept shooting me or all the stale candy I ate at Halloween but I'm feeling all better now. Hey, diary, can I ask you something? Have you noticed all the funny soldier types around here? Yeah me too. They say girls love a guy in uniform... hmmm, that gives me an idea... 31 October: Hey, you know today is, don't you? Yep, it's Halloween, and what better way to spend Halloween than by finishing off my Halloween collection! And what better way to finish my Halloween collection than death by pumpkin! 26 October: I don't think the people at the Bainton Hotel like me very much. I decided to crash there for the night, and while I was sleeping, some of the guests took turns to shoot me and stab me. That's so rude, messing with a girl while she's sleeping. I think they were upset because I added one of their friends to my Halloween collection... so I added another one! Yay for me! 2 October: Yay! It's October, and you know what October means? It's almost Halloween! A time for people to dress up as spooky things and scare people. Especially in Malton, tho most people dress up as zombies and go knocking on everyone's door. Well I'm gonna see how many spooky things I can find! Here we go! Older stuff has been archived... so there! Collections People who have names wiv cute fluffy (or not so fluffy) little animals in them # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 Topcatz Oh Wow! Pyow! 2 rabbit of caerbannog Bunny! Stab! 3 Nurse Fox Fox! Home run! 4 kenshinwolf Wolfy! Potted! 5 Doran Nightingale Tweet! Boom! 6 Squirrely McGee Squiwwel! Pyow! 7 superdog57 Erm... doggy? Pyow! 8 shirley the sheep Baaaa! Pyow! 9 1000 Teddy Bears Cuddles! Pyow! 10 Fish Filet Fishy! Bye! People whose names make me smile # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 Allison Wonderland Smiley! Six!!! 2 Ann Archy Smiley! Fore!! 3 Dr Hugh G Rection Fnarr Pyow! 4 Lolcano LOL! Six! 5 cano whupass Happy! Puck off! 6 Hugh Jhasol Rude! Pyow! 7 Miss Elainious Missy! Thwack! 8 Dr I Feelgood Hi! Stabby! 9 Philsoraptor Rawr! En garde! 10 Anne Drogenous Hey... lady? Bang! All the colours of the rainbow... kinda # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 Criiss Redfield Hi! Knockout! 2 purple slushie Slushie! Thwack! 3 The Green Mile Green! Axed! 4 BlueNexus Let's go! Smashed! 5 yellow ranger Go Go Ranger! Ace! 6 Nikolei Brown Brownie! Fire! Fire! 7 Violet Hardy Hi! Thwack! 8 White suit Suits you! Pyow! 9 Rose McClain Rosey! Pyow! 10 pinkgothic Yay! Bang! Cutey's super spooky Halloween collection (I see dead people!) # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 Sleeping Ghost Eep! Pyow! 2 Epic Zombie King King! Thwack! 3 omgzombi OMG! Bang! 4 Ghost o nine Whooo! Wine! 5 krazyclown Krazy! Thwack! 6 Dr Specter Ghost! Home run! 7 Deathy McDeatherson Deeeaaath! Stabby! 8 human dog monster Monster! Stabby! 9 PhD Frankenstein Franky! Stabby! 10 Doom Zomb Zombie! Pumpkin! You're just a bunch of rankers (I heard my daddy chanting that at a footy match once... I think) # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 TrooperFrost Trooper! Bang! 2 Corporal Austin Corp! Nibble! 3 Lt Dan Got No Legs Sorry Crowbar! 4 Sgt Whiskey Swiper Sarge! My head hurts 5 Sgt Mike Rhodes Sarge! Thwack! 6 Commander Graff Tee hee! Pyow! 7 Captn O'Fahey So lucky! Pyow! Pyow! 8 9 10 Love letters and fan mail and stuff I've been tidying up, and all my love letters and fan mail and stuff is now on my talk page! Template:Cutey sig Templates MMX Malton Murder Award Nominee The contributions of this user or group to the PKing industry earned them a nomination at the Malton Murder Awards MMX. Honor Among Thieves Despite being a bit thick, Cutey supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy. Kitties! This user supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability. Pink Lover Cutey loves Pink! Do you luv me? I'm feeling all vain and luvved up because my uncle made me this lil box. ❤❤ Cutey!! ❤❤ This user wants a pair of Hello Kitty pistols, just like Cutey Snugglekins. If you wanna show how luvved up you're feeling too, then just paste {{Cutey|(your name)}} on your page! Yay!