User:Chief Seagull/Cutey Snugglekins
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♥♥ Cutey Snugglekins ♥♥
Methinks thine appearance deceives, my fuschia waif,
Some nasty people would call me a PKer, but all I do is collect things. There's so many cool and interesting names in Malton and I wanna grab as many as I can - I can't help it if I have to collect em with bullets and stuff.   Diary10 February: It's time for Cutey to start a new collection. Well, actually I started last week but I was too lazy to write it in my diary. Or was I dead? Yes, that's right, I was dead. Anyways, seeing as I love my Hello Kitty pistols so much I decided to start collecting weapons! 26 January: Okay, this time I've finished my collection for sure! Yay! 24 January: I'm feeling all sad and grumpy today cos I made a boo-boo. There I was, just happily skipping through Cuddlyton when I met an old man called Dr Snow. "Oooh great," I thought, "He's on my Charlie list - I can finally complete my DHPD collection!" I was SO happy! ☺☺☺ It was only after I finished adding him to my collection that I stopped to check to see if he was really dead or just sleeping and I noticed he's wearing a badge - he's just a boring Alpha. Awwww... all those bullets wasted. That's what happens when Cutey doesn't cross off her list proper. Guess I'll have to go back to the mall and get some more. I think I'll head south and see if I have better luck there. 14 January: Wooooooo! It's Friday the 14th! Woooooo! Unfortunately Santa didn't bring me any of the cool Hello Kitty stuff I asked for, although I did find a Justin Beiber calendar in a mall. I've had fun using it for target practice! I've also been having fun with my new Cobra friends. We've been playing a little game with the DHPD - they got five squads, so we're collecting one from each squad. I'm not having much luck at the moment cos they keep shooting at me and making me an uncute zombie. They keep saying something about cobras having terror wrists, but that's just daft - everyone knows cobras don't have wrists, just great big pointy teeth. Or am I missing something here? 19 December: Yay! I finished my army collection, and just in time for Christmas too! I wonder if Santa got my letter. I really really hope so. 5 December: Wow! It sure has been a busy year! So busy I nearly forgot to write to Santa - after all I've been such a good little girl. Trouble is there ain't no pens left in Malton. All the pen shops are trashed and the only biro I found had been stepped on and had no ink, so I had to use a twig and some blood kindly donated by one of my collectibles... Dear Santa
I've been such a good little girl. I've had some great collections and made some great friends, so I really deserve some great prezzies. So for Xmas I would like a Hello Kitty shotgun, a Hello Kitty assault rifle, a pair of Hello Kitty Nikes, a Hello Kitty AK47, some Hello Kitty darts, a Hello Kitty taser, a Hello Kitty kilt, a Hello Kitty Sig Sauer, a box of Hello Kitty bombs, and a Hello Kitty tank. Oh, and another Hello Kitty shotgun. Actually, make that four Hello Kitty shotguns. Lots of luv and hugs and kisses
Right, now how can I post this? Maybe I can give it to one of those nice soldiers at the city border.
CollectionsLove letters and fan mail and stuffI've been tidying up, and all my love letters and fan mail and stuff is now on my talk page! Template:Cutey sig Templates
Do you luv me?I'm feeling all vain and luvved up because my uncle made me this lil box.
If you wanna show how luvved up you're feeling too, then just paste {{Cutey|(your name)}} on your page! Yay!
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