User:Dr Killdare

A lady with a penchant for belly button rings.

• Late breaking news! The Humanitive party makes a core campaign promise to PK everybody who does not vote for us — and because of the difficulty in PKing zombies, we'll instead extend the offer to all survivors even if we are not elected.
• You know what to do. Do the right thing. For yourself, your friends… for Malton.
• N.B. Both our distinguished zombie opponents claim not to need your vote. That's right, they DON'T WANT YOUR VOTE. Vote for the platform that knows how to reward their loyal supporters and punish their enemies.

VOTE MISANTHROPY! and Vote Revenant. 

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Running mate: His Imperial & Royal Highness, the Archduke d’Œuvre  A bullet in every face. A knife in every back. A pinata in every building. If elected, I shall rule through fear, and with an iron fist. Justice will be swift and brutal. Generators will be a thing of the past, and barricades shall serve only as weapons of oppression. The sky shall be a glorious black, the horizon an unreachable haven. I shall reach out diplomatically to our zombie opponents, and hand-in-hand, we shall reach a new future of nightmare desolation. Mankind under my rule shall be obliterated, outlawed, and possibly sued. A vote for Misanthropy, is a vote for misanthropy. Thank you. MISANTHROPY!

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• Killdare is the bestest! <3 ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 14:16, 5 July 2010 (BST)

October 8, 2006 transcript from Dr K's Rite of Ascension

• A flare was fired 7 blocks to the north. (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
• Dr Killdare said "Today, we will celebrate a Rite of Ascension once again in Scarletwood. The last GBP Leader to Ascend was in April, and after a long hiatus, I am pleased to continued to the ceremony they established to celebrate a 'coming of age'," (55 minutes ago)
• Dr Killdare said "so to speak. GBP members will now strike me down so that I can buy all of my zeds skills to Ascend and follow in the footsteps of our three former leaders. *whispers* Death is only the beginning.....*closes eyes*.........." (54 minutes ago)
• Dr Killdare said "Ouch! Not the face, Andy!" (52 minutes ago)
• LiAnNaSu3 said "Hey, its my first time with a pistol!" (52 minutes ago)
• Dr Killdare said "Does my hair still look OK?" (52 minutes ago)
• LiAnNaSu3 said "Its pretty good for someone being shot at!" (52 minutes ago)
• Sofiah said "Think so you had some split ends and i took care of that." (51 minutes ago)
• Dr Killdare said "*pulls Sofiah's hair*" (51 minutes ago)
• LiAnNaSu3 broadcast "Today is Dr. Killdare's Ascension. The Ascension is a sacred" from here, on 27.86 MHz. (51 minutes ago)
• LiAnNaSu3 broadcast "ritual of the GBP, passed down from the founders." from here, on 27.86 MHz. (50 minutes ago)
• Sofiah said "ouch that hurts you know, but i am guessing my axe hurts more" (50 minutes ago)
• Dr Killdare said "Did the founders happen to leave any vodka around? I need something to dull the pain!" (49 minutes ago)
• LiAnNaSu3 said "Your almost there!" (49 minutes ago)
• Dr Killdare said "OH!" (49 minutes ago)
• Sofiah killed Dr Killdare. (49 minutes ago)
• LiAnNaSu3 said "Gotcha!" (49 minutes ago)
• LiAnNaSu3 broadcast "And down she goes!" from here, on 27.86 MHz. (49 minutes ago)
• LiAnNaSu3 said "And now the revive when wanted!" (47 minutes ago)
• LiAnNaSu3 said "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! A ZED! oh...erm... Its Dr. K! Last 10 Ap!" (44 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Harmanz! Bra!n! Harmanbrrzrrh! Grnna grabba hra bangbangmanz an gangbang rh manz banana!" (42 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Harman brazzahz ahn zazzahz! Harmanz magz zambah grh!n!" (41 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at Sofiah. (41 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at LiAnNaSu3. (41 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at ehrm. (41 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (41 minutes ago)
• Dr Killdare said "Yuck, what's that taste my mouth?! Is that dirt? As in DIRTNAP?!" (35 minutes ago)
• Proffessor Willie said "wow, I feel priviledged to witness this as it is happening. *wipes a tear from his eye* To the DOC, my friend!" (34 minutes ago)
• Sofiah said "You never know, i patched you up. I made sure no axe marks etc. Need any make up? I'll get you some." (33 minutes ago)
• Dr Killdare said "Thank you, Sofiah, ehrm and LiAnAnSu. We had a quiet, semi-private celebration in the Garniss HQ. I appreciate the help! Thank you! Now, I'll nap and you guys can drink. *pokes Dalt to see if he's still alive*" (32 minutes ago)
• Proffessor Willie said "that was pretty cool, I don't think I have ever had the honor of witnessing such a thing!" (32 minutes ago)
• Dr Killdare said "Ah, my second favorite drinking buddy! Willie!" (31 minutes ago)
• Proffessor Willie said "Well, since Dalt is in a stupor, one of us had to be here to drink a toast to your ascencion. Cheers, my friend!" (30 minutes ago)
• Sofiah said "*hands over a drink to Dr Killdare and everyone else, cheers! and let's party!" (30 minutes ago)
• Dr Killdare said "I thought you knew we are a pretty blood thirsty lot, Willie, usually amongst ourselves though." (29 minutes ago)
• Dr Killdare said "Hey, aren't we drinking the stuff I used as fingernail polish remover last night?" (28 minutes ago)
• Proffessor Willie said "Somewhere, despite my age, I have a Slipknot t-shirt that says *Do not ever judge me* If I believe that, who am I to judge others. I am glad I was here for what is obviously an important moment for you, my friend!" (27 minutes ago)
• Proffessor Willie said "you know, i think that was the polish remover ......... works for me!" (26 minutes ago)