User:Elbowhead/Elbowheadsville
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Achtung
moved here because it was killing my page--Elbowhead 23:46, 16 October 2007 (BST)
A note on elbowheadsville
elbowheadsville, The greatest hive of scum and villainy in the known galaxy. In fact it was so awful that God decided to alter the HTML code of the universe and simply delete the place. The only time the code had been previously altered was when, after a drinking contest with Odin (he lost), God accidentally evolved a bunch of chimps to lose their tails, fur and common sense and replaced them opposable thumbs. The creations then went on to multiply and pollute his lovely new paradise planet,But that's a different story.
Points of interest
- The ridley bank: after putting the 'bank through a gigantic trash compactor, It become a one block building populated by hundreds of cube shaped mini zombies. Funnily enough, It's also a bank.
- scarface's mansion (with en-suite carpark): After scarfaces death in Miami some 20 years ago, Nechrotech moved his corpse to Malton for testing. Upon causing the outbreak of zombies, Scarface was resurected and left to roam malton. Upon seeing my childhood role model reduced to a Mhr? cow I revived him and hastily built him an exact replicant of his Miami mansion where he now resides, attempting to sell cocain to passing zombies.
- Amanils mansion: He's a scary moderator for the Tikhon Medical forums, so I built a mansion for him so he'd cut me some slack.
- Target Zombie's house: It's been specially prepared (electric fence, Booby traps) for him.
- DoctorTint's Mansion: He's also a scary moderator now, so some grovelling is in order.
- Mah Mansion with adjoining mall: Also doubles as a gambling den featuring russian roullete, hookers and blackjack. House takes 15%.