Hi there, stranger. Let me but you a drink. Woah.....okay then, let me get myself one.

My name is Jesus Sante and I'm the current Manager of the Burchell Arms located in beautiful Rolt Heights. Do you know the Burchell Arms Regulars? We can drink ANYONE under the table. We also protect Rolt Heights and Pescodside from Zeds, PKer, zergers, and the like. Swing by sometime and I'm sure you'll be suitably entertained by our antics.

Me, I like drinking beer, cracking skulls, drinking whiskey, and securing revive needles when I have the time. My turn-offs are infectious bites and zerging. I am head of the BAR Revive Corps, so you may see me at our Otto Street Revive Point if your luck turns bad.

I'm also known to belt out some karoake on our frequency (26.97MHz), so tune in if you're in the area. Even better, stop into the pub and give it a whirl. Our only rules are no groaning, no feces-related spamming (you know you you are), and no Michael Bolton.