User:Kirsty cotton/sandbar
I will be holding my own murder awards sometime during the February or March time period. I'll be holding it right here, on my subpage, because fuck you and your stupid ideas. I will do all the judging myself, because again fuck you and your stupid ideas. I am accepting suggestions for awards and nominees for said awards. Since it will be murder awards, I really need quite a few survivor related categories because. But, if you don't want to contribute that's fine, as I don't really plan on listening to you anyways.
There are two ways to suggest awards or nominees: 1. add it to this page at the bottom, not the talk page 2. write your ideas on a sheet of paper and throw it in the trash
Examples of a bad award: Best PKer Most Improved PKer
Examples of a good award: Best PKer group with the word philosophy in the title Best Smile
Current Award Categories:
Award King and Queen
Best Survivor Group
Most Creative Nondescript Profile
Survivor Group Most Likely to Actually Be a Hive of Android Bees
Most Friendly PKer Group
Help, I'm Trapped in a Bear Costume
Best Smile
Best PKer Group to use a Palindrome and Murder in Their Name
'They see me trenchin', they hatin', patrolling, they tryin' to catch me playin' dirty' Award for Services to Shooting Zombies on the Street despite being Level 43 and Having 30,000 XP Banked.
Best Group that is actually an Unwitting Parody of Itself.
THERE'S ZOMBIES STARVING IN NEW ARKHAM WHILST YOU PEOPLE STAND AROUND AND TALK PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT ABOUT STUFF AND THINGS award for OVER-REACTION.
The Cold Meat Flapping in the Wind Award for Zombie Heart-throb of the Year.
"NO, KEVAN, I DO NOT WANT ANOTHER STUFFED EAGLE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.... <<150 AP later...>> Yay, a stuffed croc/bear/unicorn!" Award for Safest Suburb.
Best poop nuggets
Sluttiest slut
Suggestion
Poop nuggets. --RadicalWhig 04:31, 13 February 2013 (UTC)
'They see me trenchin', they hatin', patrolling, they tryin' to catch me playin' dirty' Award for Services to Shooting Zombies on the Street despite being Level 43 and Having 30,000 XP Banked.
Best Group that is actually an Unwitting Parody of Itself.
THERE'S ZOMBIES STARVING IN NEW ARKHAM WHILST YOU PEOPLE STAND AROUND AND TALK PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT ABOUT STUFF AND THINGS award for OVER-REACTION.
The Cold Meat Flapping in the Wind Award for Zombie Heart-throb of the Year.
"NO, KEVAN, I DO NOT WANT ANOTHER STUFFED EAGLE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.... <<150 AP later...>> Yay, a stuffed croc/bear/unicorn!" Award for Safest Suburb.
You're welcome. --BOSCH 06:32, 13 February 2013 (UTC)
Best poop nuggets. --RadicalWhig 07:08, 13 February 2013 (UTC)
Sluttiest slut :D --Sally A. Summers Ω 18:47, 13 February 2013 (UTC)
- I could believe it.--SA 18:53, 13 February 2013 (UTC)
- Some excellent suggestions. I only went with a single poop nuggets award, as you really need only recognize the best. Bosch, you are looking like early lead for the Cold Meat award. Sally, I don't think I even need to say it. --K 00:03, 14 February 2013 (UTC)
Needs to learn how to use the <br> tag in their awards contest most.
Most Cottony PKer whose Name is also Kirsty Cotton and Won This Award Because She is Cool and Awesome, Definitely Not Because She is the Only Judge of the Competition Because That Would be Very Unfair, and Kirsty Cotton is Not Nothing if Not Completely Fair and Awesome.
Sauciest, juiciest, smoothest and cleanest poop nuggets ever- I'm talking the kind of that just extracts itself with practiced surgical precision like a squad of Delta Team operators. You know, no feeling, no smell, just the soft plop of stealthy nuggets doing a post-op heli evac in the middle of the cool summer night. You wouldn't even know if you were there if you didn't take a look, but even then these aren't your normal turds, they're truly stealth turds in that they don't take up half the bowl like the usual ugly massive poop nuggets. I mean, they even have the decency to look like something a normal human would lay. No muss, no fuss, no anal crucifixion, just flush and forget. Truly worthy of title of finest poop nuggets ever known to man. We salute your worthy sacrifices. *manly tear* --RadicalWhig 06:01, 14 February 2013 (UTC)
