User:Marrion barry
Personal Information
Name: Marrion Barry
Age: Old
Gender: Male
Height: 6'4"
Weight: Varies, depends on intake of fried foods and substances.
Profession: Deranged axe weilding ex-politico of Malton.
Group: Big Damn Heroes
Likes: Power
Dislikes: The man
Skills:
Ideology
- All survivors have a duty to work together towards the eradication of the zombie outbreak. This requires communication among survivors, barricading buildings in accordance with the local barricade policy, eliminating all zombie threats by any means available, rebuilding damaged structures and removing criminal survivors from the streets. Being undead is an undesirable state and no one should have to experience its unpleasantness.
Quotes by Marrion
"The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather."
"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."
"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."
"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."
"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are."
"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice."
"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."
"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?"
"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."
