User:Misanthropy/Characters
 Charming and refined, Misanthropy cuts a dashing figure with his designer suit and immaculate hair. His honeyed words and intelligent conversation serve to win over the confidences of many. Turn your back, however, and you'll soon find an axe lodged in it. Misanthropy is a member of Red Rum |
 The cracking of leathery hide signals the approach of Saor Eireann. Having travelled to Malton from the outbreaks in Belfast, Saor was determined to join the containment effort in Malton, but succumbed to the virus - and soon came to embrace it. Saor Eireann is a member of Feral Undead |
 Haircuts That Kill is the former singer for the band Faith No More, and has been a member of Cement, Bad Brains and VUA. Born Chuck Mosely, his trademark dreadlock topknot has been responsible for dozens of murders in the Malton area, and his unique funk-rock talents allowed him to evade capture. Haircuts That Kill is a member of the RDD |
 A legend of country, rockabilly and surf rock, Chris Isaak has set down his guitar and taken up a shotgun, nicknaming himself Silvertone after his backing band, in order to wreak revenge on those assholes who taunted him at school. "Look at me now! You like me now? YEAH? TAKE THAT!" Ahem... Sorry. Silvertone is a member of Columbine Kids |
 Hailing from behind the Iron Curtain, Vokshod and his associate Ripper Snapper are shrouded in mystery. Hints are made to gangster connections, and Vokshod's extensive prison tattoing may bear this rumour out, but his tight-lipped and intense demeanour stop the inquisitive in their tracks. Vokshod is the leader of Benzuli Expansion |
 After a life creating atomic weaponry, Grapple X has come to view humanity as a seething morass of idiocy. How can they remain so ignorant, yet there are men who can harness the power of the stars? Grapple's goal is now a case of educating the masses in order to save humanity, or purging their ignorance permanently. Grapple X is a member of the Philosophe Knights |
 After a lifetime of cocaine, hookers, doing hookers on cocaine and doing cocaine off of hookers, glam-rock legend Electric Cigarette finally succumbed to the ravages of, well, hookers and cocaine. Being on tour in Malton at the time, however, he recieved a sudden post-mortem urge to do a few encores. Electric Cigarette is a member of Batshit Insane |
 Full of fury and celtic pride, Riastrad has travelled from the ancient past of glorious Ireland, to take up his war with Queen Maedbh in the 21st century. Possessed of the peculiar ability to manifest his rage in berserk 'warp-spasms', Riastrad has vowed never to rest until the kingdoms unite under his rule. Riastrad is a member of Mayhem Attack Squad
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