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The Radical Whig
Status
Defending Malton's liberty from the mindless, shambling masses, as well as the zombies.
Background
I once fought zombies. Yes, people used to do that back then, believe it or not. Anyways, this one day I come to the realization that the struggle for Malton's survival must be solved through blood, tears and sweat. Obviously, no? But some folks can miss even the obvious, that every gun, every bullet, every last bit of strength, antidote and pie must be used to maximum effect against the zombie hordes. Every man must man a barricade and cap a Z. A FAK in every pot, and a chicken in every barricade.
My role? I am your instructor, your tutor in the war on zombies. And what would any teacher do when they see folks, flotsam, drifting on the sea, just sleeping and not fighting in a war? They shoot them in the head, of course! That is the way of the War in Malton, for that man's existence is removing clean air from Malton's sky! Clean air that actual survivors need to breathe to fight zombies with!
If you shoot a man in the head, he will not bother you. If you shoot him again, he will not bother you twice as much. That is the lesson I am trying to convey here. I will keep you on your feet by blowing you off it. Through my, and my colleagues', instructions you will become stronger than ever before as the weight of the bullet casings keep you upright. You say that might be lethal, you say? Pussy. If you can't take it, you're toast anyway. Good riddance; it's only a few headshots.
Well, that is how strength is bred in Malton. You should be grateful for the shootings. They're our way of saying, "Shape up, old lad. Here are your high-speed awesomeness injections. Have a fantastic day."
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'I AM KIRSTY!'
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| This user is part of a conspiracy whereby all 9000 inhabitants of Malton are secretly alts of only two people
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Battle Honours
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IT'S A GOOD START
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| Kill 20 survivors.
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MULTI-KILL
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| Killed 3 survivors in a row.
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BEST SERVED COLD
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| Avenge another FOD member's death.
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DASTARDLY ROGUE
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| Achieved KOS status on the RG.
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GOLDEN GLOVE
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| Killed a Survivor with their Bare Hands.
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MEAN DRUNK
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| Killed a Survivor with a beer or wine bottle.
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A Rose By Any Other Name
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| Kill a survivor with a flower in their name or description.
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Déjà vu
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| Kill the same survivor twice within 24 hours.
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ZODIAC KILLER
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| Kill targets with creation dates of every zodiac sign.
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FOLLOW THE LEADER
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| Successfully lead a Strike.
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ZIDANE
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| Killed a Survivor with a Headbutt.
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AMMO DUMP
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| Used 48 straight AP firing pistols or shotguns.
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I'M JUST WARMING UP
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| Kill 50 survivors.
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FLORAL SACRIFICE
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| Went negative reviving another FOD.
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THE DOCTOR IS IN
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| Revived 10 FOD.
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HEAVY LIFTER
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| Dropped a target to 1HP and gave the kill to another FOD.
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GETTING HANDSY
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| Killed a Survivor with Maul attack.
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DOPPLEGANGER
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| Killed a survivor with a very similar name.
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Flotsam Pruned: 128
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