User:RadicalWhig

Penguinpyro: RadicalWhig Main | Talk | Misc | Talk Archive Current page: RadicalWhig PenguinPyro! Radical Whig No Picture yet Name: Radical Whig Age: Early thirties Occupation: Social Activist Current Status: Active Location: Within sniping distance Current Level: 43 Group: Flowers of Decay   The Radical Whig   "Unhand those poor HPs, oppressive scum!"   Status   Defending Malton's liberty from the mindless, shambling masses, as well as from the zombies   History   January 4, 2012 - Radical liberates his twenty fifth Andrew Jackson supporter from its dreary existence. December 15, 2011 - Radical Whig joins the best group ever- the Flowers of Decay. Origin-The office drone who later became Radical Whig spent his first months of the zombie outbreak doing his duty as a survivor and actually fighting zombies, as strange a concept that may seem now. One day, in late 2009, betrenchcoated locals overbarricaded the library he slept in, locking him into the history section. The man struggled to escape, but the locals kept him trapped with their barricading. With only 18th and 19th century war stories to occupy him, Radical slowly realized how truly weak and pathetic Malton's survivors were by comparison to the real men of the past. After months of contemplating his life and history, he realized that there could be only one man responsible for this sorry state- Former US President Andrew Jackson, the master of barricading and carrying too many pistols, the man who popularized trenchcoats! The office worker thus found comfort in philosophies of the ancient British Whig Party, who advocated liberty and republicanism, and of the American Whig Party, who espoused killing Andrew Jackson over and over and over again. Adopting their beliefs, he was reborn as the Radical Whig and decided he would end the trenchcoated menace. Two years later, Radical broke out. He found that Malton had finally, completely fallen prey to decadence. They were all Jackson sympathizers, cowardly scum, every last one. Rather than battle zombies and defend humanity, they talked and idly wasted space in green zones. Radical could not let that stand. Bodies would litter floors around him in the coming months. A month into his crusade, Radical Whig met a kindred spirit, Killer Scarecrow. After a quick introduction, Radical realized he was not alone. There were others like him. They called Jacksonians "flotsam", but the idea was the same. The weak must die or be hardened on the anvil. Thus, Radical signed up with the Flowers of Decay and donned a rafflesia to symbolize his rage. Radical and the Flowers now battle Jackson for the hearts and minds of Malton. Just as the disciplined shall overcome the decadent, so too will Radical one day end Jackson's corruption and return Malton to its fighting spirit. Malton WILL be saved, even if it is radicals and murderers who must do the job. Bearing a Sickly Rose Radical Whig is a member of The Flowers of Disease.   Battle Honours   IT'S A GOOD START Kill 20 survivors. MULTI-KILL Killed 3 survivors in a row. BEST SERVED COLD Avenge another FOD member's death. DASTARDLY ROGUE Achieved KOS status on the RG. GOLDEN GLOVE Killed a Survivor with their Bare Hands. MEAN DRUNK Killed a Survivor with a beer or wine bottle. A Rose By Any Other Name Kill a survivor with a flower in their name or description. Déjà vu Kill the same survivor twice within 24 hours. ZODIAC KILLER Kill targets with creation dates of every zodiac sign. FOLLOW THE LEADER Successfully lead a Strike. Jacksonians liberated: 32 This userpage has been pimped With Karth Salvage's UD Skin.