User:Revenant

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Revenant Where is Malton? Revenant thinks that Malton is a producer of fine malt beverages, wherever it may be. Australian Revenant is Australian. No Clean Feed This user is against internet censorship in Australia. Mmmm, cheese… Revenant really, really likes cheese. Coffee Addict Revenant believes coffee is the NECTAR OF THE GODS. Swim swim hungry! Revenant belives that Dopefish lives and that it's still hungry. Sobriety Revenant is currently in a quantum uncertainty state, and must be observed to determine sobriety. (Heisendrunk?) Project Evil Member Fools! I'll destroy you ALL! Stalker Revenant stalks the Recent Changes page. Formatting Nazi Revenant is a formatting Nazi and will fix your lists, indents, links, template calls or other wiki-code without asking. Fire is Pretty Revenant thinks that fire is pretty.

Revenant is my preferred handle, but, out of necessity, I frequently mutate into a variant of the name. Thankfully, I was able to grab the name on this wiki.

I enjoy an eclectic mixture of complexity and simplicity in many things. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ

Handle

What exactly is a revenant, you may ask?

French, from the present participle revenir 'to return', from Old French, see revenue.

revenant (plural revenants)

1. someone who returns from a long absence.
2. a supernatural being that returns from the dead; a zombie or ghost.

—Wiktionary

In a zombie game, being a revenant is extraordinarily appropriate. :)

Characters

See characters for more details. In various states of donation, idleness and play

Malton

Alan Corvus

buccaneering volunteer firefighter and amateur actor (HKL)

Victor Kapteyn

needle-happy know-nothing pr1ck (KN)

The Pirate LeChuck

gone though fire and rot and back (TS)

Duke D'oeuvre

debonair discursive dacnomaniac (LCGHC)

Al Gore Mortis

Malton's foremost anti-breather environmentalist (SAN)

Gaius Furius Pacilus

everyone's favourite censor – good morning tasty!

Rite Rev'd Revenant

carryover corsair cap'n and "priest" (MOB)

• A here-unnamed troublemaker

Other

• Two here-unnamed Monroevillains, one still living, one not (both idled)

Mr Cool No Pants

letting it all hang out (BPC)

Wiki

Originally learned wiki at Wikipedia. WikiGnome.

Projects

• Construction Percentages – founder and primary contributor
• Clothes Codes – contributor and field researcher
• Bug Reports – contributor
• Suggestions and Developing Suggestions – commenter

The section formally known as Misc

	Grim is a God
	This User or Group believes that Grim should be nominated for sainthood, and placed on a pedestal with the other greats of our time.

This user fears his wiki overlord(s).

UDWiki IRC
No rumor could have exceeded the reality; the study was filled with cronies, the air heavy with tobacco smoke, trays with bottles containing every imaginable brand of whiskey stood about, cards and poker chips ready at hand--a general atmosphere of waist-coat unbuttoned, feet on the desk, and the spittoon alongside.

Zombie-Cat

You are lying outside the Usher Building, a large magenta-stone building with a perfectly functional roof. You recognise it as not being owned by NecroTech. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded with a piece of paper. Somebody has spraypainted Cataracts onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

• Zombie-Cat claws you in the face for 75 damage. (12 hours and 35 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 35 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 35 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• You were killed by Zombie-Cat (12 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• SilverMemory pets Zombie-Cat. (12 hours and 32 seconds ago)
• Prima Giedi said "D'awwwww, can we keep it? Might need to clip its claws, though." (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)