Policies
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Alt user
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| This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
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Etiquette
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| This user or group supports etiquette.
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No Freeloading
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| Scott Timewell is opposed to freeloading and has given Kevan his $5 donation
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Survivor Characters
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Kittenarian
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| I'm a Kittenarian and don't eat survivor brains.
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Scott Timewell
Battles Fought: Invasion of Gibsonton, Malton Uprising, Northeastern Crusade
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Dulston Alliance (Allied)
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| Scott Timewell is a staunch supporter of the Dulston Alliance.
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Chris Timewell
Battles Fought:
Battle of Barhapolis
Anthony Timewell
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Supporter of No Tactics
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| I have no clue what I'm doing.
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Benjamin Timewell
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Supporter of No Tactics
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| I have no clue what I'm doing.
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Zombie Characters
Mark Timewell(Inactive)
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Supporter of No Tactics
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| I have no clue what I'm doing.
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Templates
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Drama and Discussion
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| This user knows the difference between drama and discussion. Do you?
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Capitalism
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| This User or Group supports the ideals of Capitalism as well as its reintegration into Malton society.
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GKers Suck
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| This group thinks that destroying generators is a pussy move.
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Trigger Happy
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| This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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Axe Crazy
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| This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
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Templates make FUNFUN!
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| This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!
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Bandwagon
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This user has jumped on
the template bandwagon.
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No Nuclear Weapons for Zombies
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| This user or group believes that zombies are powerful enough already, thanks
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Hypnotoad
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| All glory to the Hypnotoad!
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Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW!
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| This user believes that horse-drawn zeppelins are awesome and wants to see them fill the skies of Malton.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
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| Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic
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Popcorn
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| This user enjoys the gentle company of smooth butter with exploded starch as it is distributed indiscriminately upon the masses.
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Curse You Encumbrance!!!
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| This user carries around a lot of crap.
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It's a Joke, OK?
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| This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
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Urban Dead
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| This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
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Stupid Suggestions!
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| Whenever you make a stupid Suggestion, God kills a kitten. Stop killing kittens.
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Don't Leave Home Without It
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| "I wouldn’t want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel"
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Oh Shit!
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| This User doesn't know how to drive a car.
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Gangsta Rap
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| This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side
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Cows
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| This user supports the addition of cows to the game, because drinking condensed milk is getting old.
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Super Star Destroyer
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| This user wishes they could own a Super Star Destroyer even though its not real but it still would be cool.
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Joseph Stalin: 1878-1953
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| Stalin: Superior to Lenin, crueler than Hitler, absolute despot of the USSR, Time's "Man of the Year" twice, mentor and architect to communists, and the unmatched murderer of all human history.
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NEVER!
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| underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
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Why are you still reading these?
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| This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
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