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C:\LOGIN COBRABBS USER:COBRACOMMANDER PASSWORD:SWORDFISH<br> | C:\LOGIN COBRABBS USER:COBRACOMMANDER PASSWORD:SWORDFISH<br> | ||
C:\REALLY LOGIN COBRABBS <nowiki>[Y/N]</nowiki>? <span style="color:black; background-color:#00FF00; text-decoration: blink" | C:\REALLY LOGIN COBRABBS <nowiki>[Y/N]</nowiki>? <span style="color:black; background-color:#00FF00; text-decoration: blink">Y</span> | ||
LOADING COBRABBS...<br>.<br>.<br>.<br> | LOADING COBRABBS...<br>.<br>.<br>.<br> | ||
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[[Image:Cobra_commander_1107232473.jpg|frame|right|<span style="color:black">Celebrating the latest adjustment to Cobra Commands Sprinkler system</span>]] | [[Image:Cobra_commander_1107232473.jpg|frame|right|<span style="color:black">Celebrating the latest adjustment to Cobra Commands Sprinkler system</span>]] | ||
We are a loose affiliation of [[PKers| | We are a loose affiliation of [[PKers|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">PKers</span>]] who think that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Organization <span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Cobra</span>] was cool as hell. We make no claim to actually ''BE'' Cobra, as they were fictional, but none the less their bad-ass-itude translates well to PKing in the streets of this city. | ||
Every one likes to be the lone madman, the crazy axe murdering night stalker, groups are usually kind of annoying. That is because they tell you to do stuff, stuff you don't want to do. Fuck that, I'm gonna do what I want to do and you can suck my balls. | Every one likes to be the lone madman, the crazy axe murdering night stalker, groups are usually kind of annoying. That is because they tell you to do stuff, stuff you don't want to do. Fuck that, I'm gonna do what I want to do and you can suck my balls. | ||
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Then again groups have their perks, say a speedy revive, and friends who share your interests (mainly killing people). | Then again groups have their perks, say a speedy revive, and friends who share your interests (mainly killing people). | ||
This is why I decided to create this [[group| | This is why I decided to create this [[group|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">"group"</span>]]. So that if you ask for a [[revive|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">revive</span>]] you might hear a sympathetic reply from a fellow Cobra, and later if the two of you want to have a little fun maybe team up and clean house on a [[Hospital|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Hospital</span>]] or [[NT|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">NT</span>]], or maybe you just want someone to gloat to when you make three kills in a row. | ||
You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. Just don't expect anyone to listen to you either. | You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. Just don't expect anyone to listen to you either. | ||
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== <span style="color: #00FF00">What is Cobra?</span> == | == <span style="color: #00FF00">What is Cobra?</span> == | ||
I thought I already fucking told you that... [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Organization | I thought I already fucking told you that... [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Organization <span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Cobra</span>] is a fictional group of terrorists in a 1980's series of comic books, cartoon shows, and a line of action figures that were enemies of the "good guys", [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe:_A_Real_American_Hero <span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">GI Joe</span>], who were about as [[Trenchie|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">trenchie</span>]] as you can get. | ||
Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should. | Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should. | ||
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*[[Umbrella Corporation| | *[[Umbrella Corporation|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Umbrella Corporation</span>]] - After contacting us in hopes of peace they have accepted our terms for ceasefire, and we are now neutral towards them. | ||
*[[The Abandoned| | *[[The Abandoned|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">The Abandoned</span>]] - Our first real rivals, we still like to wander over to Yagoton and give them a friendly spanking every now and again! | ||
*[[Aquila Corporation| | *[[Aquila Corporation|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Aquila Corporation</span>]] - Came to us asking for Peace, have offered shelter and medical attention to us in return for cessation of hostilities. | ||
*[[82nd Airborne Division| | *[[82nd Airborne Division|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">82nd Airborne Division</span>]] - Came to us asking for an alliance, declared war on us after a minor incident in a fort and cried like toddlers. | ||
== <span style="color: #00FF00">How do I join this illustrious organization?</span> == | == <span style="color: #00FF00">How do I join this illustrious organization?</span> == | ||
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[[Image:Propagandaoe7.jpg|frame|right|<span style="color: black">Its always best to recruit members when they are young and impressionable.</span>]] | [[Image:Propagandaoe7.jpg|frame|right|<span style="color: black">Its always best to recruit members when they are young and impressionable.</span>]] | ||
It is all explained [http://cobrakills.proboards105.com/index.cgi?board=ca&action=display&thread=2 | It is all explained [http://cobrakills.proboards105.com/index.cgi?board=ca&action=display&thread=2 <span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">here</span>]. | ||
Bottom line though, you've gotta be a [[PKer| | Bottom line though, you've gotta be a [[PKer|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">PKer</span>]] to join, or at least be on your way to becoming one. We really have nothing against zombies as they are more a force of nature than a thing to hate, as natural to Malton as water is to the rest of the world. We leave them alone and concentrate on killing things that actually get upset when they die. | ||
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== <span style="color: #00FF00">Allies</span> == | == <span style="color: #00FF00">Allies</span> == | ||
*[[Legends of Darkness| | *[[Legends of Darkness|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Legends of Darkness</span>]] | ||
*[[RDD| | *[[RDD|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">RDD</span>]] | ||
*[[Wolfpack Brotherhood| | *[[Wolfpack Brotherhood|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Wolfpack Brotherhood</span>]] | ||
{{Cobra/rdd|User=Malton}} | {{Cobra/rdd|User=Malton}} | ||
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C:\LOGIN COBRABBS USER:COBRACOMMANDER PASSWORD:SWORDFISH LOADING COBRABBS... ############################################################ 010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101 ############################################################ Who are we? Celebrating the latest adjustment to Cobra Commands Sprinkler system We are a loose affiliation of PKers who think that Cobra was cool as hell. We make no claim to actually BE Cobra, as they were fictional, but none the less their bad-ass-itude translates well to PKing in the streets of this city. Every one likes to be the lone madman, the crazy axe murdering night stalker, groups are usually kind of annoying. That is because they tell you to do stuff, stuff you don't want to do. Fuck that, I'm gonna do what I want to do and you can suck my balls. Then again groups have their perks, say a speedy revive, and friends who share your interests (mainly killing people). This is why I decided to create this "group". So that if you ask for a revive you might hear a sympathetic reply from a fellow Cobra, and later if the two of you want to have a little fun maybe team up and clean house on a Hospital or NT, or maybe you just want someone to gloat to when you make three kills in a row. You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. Just don't expect anyone to listen to you either.
What is Cobra?I thought I already fucking told you that... Cobra is a fictional group of terrorists in a 1980's series of comic books, cartoon shows, and a line of action figures that were enemies of the "good guys", GI Joe, who were about as trenchie as you can get. Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should.
What do you want?Why, to kill you of course. Really I cant make it any simpler than that.
Group kill counter
Groups that have asked us to please stop killing them
How do I join this illustrious organization? Its always best to recruit members when they are young and impressionable. It is all explained here.
Once you are member, you might want to put this using
Where exactly are you?We're wandering around the city. Yeah, wandering. Allies
Anything else I need to know?We support all things Cobra related that are either cool or evil. Like those sweet cars, or the Cobra Kai karate dojo from that Karate Kid movie (fucking Ralph Macchio) and of course the actual snakes.
Policies we abide by
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