User:Xavius Doom

Xavius Doom Served in the army for less than a year before all hell broke loose. Currently stuck in the suburb of Shearbank.

Journal

Pulp Fiction Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic

DON'T PANIC! Hey, you sass that hoopy Xavius Doom? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

Cronus Magnus

Ridleybank Resistance Front Cronus Magnus is part of the glorious Ridleybank Resistance Front and has defended the homeland, conquered its enemies, and spread Barhah.

Department of Homeland Security Username is a member of the Department of Homeland Security and part of the reason why Ridleybank is the safest place for zombies to raise their families (from the dead).

ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!! This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.

Bra!z Zambah G-zaz! This user supports Zombie Jesus in all his glory. Grab mah banana Barhah! Amen!

Flying Spaghetti Monster This user has been touched by his Noodly Appendage.

... Wha? This user just doesn't care.

USE THE FORCE! This user only uses their powers for good, and for tipping over small babies. *No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*

Secret Agent This user knows no fear, knows no danger, knows nothing

Mario is Stalin? This User thinks that the famous plumber might not really be some random italian, but Comrade Stalin himself!

Dont do it. Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win.

Graaaagh! This user eats brains.

The Sky is Falling! This survivor thinks that the sky is falling and is freaking out accordingly.

Don't you know who the fuck I am?! This user is the Juggernaut, bitch!

Run For Your Lives! This Zombie's Packin' Heat!

Just Nuke the Place! This user thinks the military should drop the bomb on Malton so that the zombies can mutate into something more powerful and finally pose a real threat to survivors. That is, if any of the survivors make it...

What do you mean I can't use an axe?! This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.