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==Warning==
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA! --[[User:Ottotorrens|Ottotorrens]] 18:40, 15 October 2008 (BST)


== My User Page ==


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Could you kindly refrain from editing my kill count. The recorded kills and stated kills are different because I have not taken screenshots for every kill, or forgotten to do so. Thanks. --[[User:Blanemcc|Blanemcc]] 00:11, 16 October 2008 (BST)
=Urban Dead=
* Pics or it didn't happen, you know the drill bitch.--[[User:Ottotorrens|Ottotorrens]] 14:35, 20 October 2008 (BST)
:OH HAI THAR, I HERD U LIEK JEZUZ, WELL... HE WAS A JEW... SO GTFO--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 22:25, 20 October 2008 (BST)
**hunh?


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== Surfing Safari? ==
|<span style="text-decoration: blink; font-size: 200%">'''8/24 - NEVAR FORGET <br>We miss you Pluto!'''</span>
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[[Image:Plutoflag.jpg|center]]
Could you kindly explain just when this event will occur? --[[User:Blanemcc|Blanemcc]] 18:26, 20 October 2008 (BST)
*Early in the morning we'll be starting out


== On AIDS ==


''Because of the International Astronomical Union's stupidity for demoting Pluto I decided to quit Urban Dead in September, 2006. I could no longer play a game where there were only 8 planets.''
Nah, we got all the aid we need, baby, but thanks for the offer. --[[User:William Told #TheUnremarkableHulk|TheUnremarkableHulk]]18:49, 20 October 2008 (BST)
 
 
==Groups==
*[[Alliance of Giddings]]/[[The Stanbury Renegades]]/[[PA Rebel Alliance]]/[[Council of Leaders (original)|Council of Leaders]] - [[User:Saromu#Saromu|Saromu]] - Former Leader - ''Retired''
*'''[[DORIS]] - [[User:Saromu#Canderous Ordo|Canderous Ordo]] - Sixth In Command'''
*[[The Ridleybank Resistance Front]] - [[User:Saromu#Sonny Corleone|Sonny Corleone]] - Former Papa - ''Retired''
*[[Caiger Resistance Front]] - [[User:Saromu#FidelCastro|FidelCastro]] - Former Leader - ''Retired''
*'''[[Malton Sanitation Department]] - [[User:Saromu#Anthony Rigatoni|Anthony Rigatoni]] - Manager'''
*'''No Group - [[User:Saromu#MahmoudAhmadinejad|MahmoudAhmadinejad]]'''
 
=Characters=
 
==Canderous Ordo==
 
Dirty PKer of [[DORIS]]. Was once a member of the [[CDF]] but was driven mad and killed all those around him. Joined [[Red Rum]] and then [[Assault on Stupid Survivors]] before creating DORIS. Leader of [[Imperium Must Die|the Coalition]] and the [[Invasion of Gibsonton]].
 
[[Image:Canderous Ordo DORIS.jpg]]
 
 
'''Ribbons Earned in the [[Invasion of Gibsonton]] Fighting for [[Imperium Must Die|the Coalition]]:'''
 
[[Image:Administratum Medal.PNG|50 px]] - Leading the Coalition
[[Image:Crimson Skull.PNG|50 px]] - Starting the Invasion of Gibsonton
[[Image:Eagle Ordinary.PNG|50 px]] - Leading Above and Beyond the Call of Pluto
 
[[Image:Knight of Medua.PNG|50 px]] - Order of Saddam Hussein Award
[[Image:Valor Star.PNG|50 px]] - Victory in Gibsonton
[[Image:Medusan Laurete.PNG|50 px]] - Killing Garviel Loken
[[Image:Merit of Terra.PNG|50 px]] - Killing Ottari
 
[[Image:Merit of the High Lords.PNG|50 px]] - Pluto's Honor Award
[[Image:Order of the Eagle's Claw.PNG|50 px]] - Laying Down Pluto's Law
[[Image:Order of the Scarlet Wing.PNG|50 px]] - Killing Kikashie
[[Image:Order of the Storm.PNG|50 px]] - Charlton Heston Award for Gun Violence
 
[[Image:Ribbon Intrinsic.PNG|50 px]] - Wearing Pants Award for Anti-Scottish-Catholic-Kilt Sentiment
[[Image:Steel Aquila.PNG|50 px]] - Joint-DORIS-RR-PK Task Force Award
[[Image:Triple Skull.PNG|50 px]] - Three Kills in a Day
 
[[Image:Valoris Imperator.PNG|50 px]] - Victory in Arby's
[[Image:Winged Skull.PNG|50 px]] - Died in the Line of Duty...But Came Back
 
==Anthony Rigatoni==
 
Manager of the [[Malton Sanitation Department]]
 
An Italian with slicked back hair. Has a large, golden Cross that hangs over his wife beater and Gucci jacket. Has an extremely hairy chest, back, knuckles, legs, and eyebrows. His hobbies include going to Church, goofy chains, and spaghetti.
 
[[Image:Rigatoni.jpg]]
 
==MahmoudAhmadinejad==
 
Un-aligned human.
 
=Retired Characters=
 
==Sonny Corleone==
 
'''SEMI-RETIRED'''
 
[[Image:Sonny.jpg]]
 
Former leader of the [[RRF]]. Sonny Corleone. Will eat your children if you spam the suburbs pages. '''Service to the State! Glory to the race!'''
 
Read about the press interview with Papa Sonny. [http://forums.ridleybank.org/viewtopic.php?t=1785 Here.]
 
Well he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy. Gave away my possessions and moved into a Chevy. Van, yeah thats the masterplan. Drive into the woods and eat corn out the can. Yeah I gave it all away, the hard rock band. The groupies the booze, the all night jams. Now all these fans, asking where did he go? Meditating on a rock letting go of the ego. So rappin with the squirrels is the way of the mountain. They took half my nuts and berries. And riddled "who's counting?" Bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spouting. Now my cup overfloweth, just like a fountain. Seen birds in the sky, trees inbetween. Grubs in the ground, it was so serene. The sky was blue, yeah the grass was green. And that's three square meals if you know what I mean. So now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of piss. My third eyes open so give me some swiss miss. Saw a thirty foot fairy walking down your street. Though I was down with God I had to yell retreat. Because I gone guru so cut the ballyhoo. Rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo. Set the animals free from the pimpin zoo. And I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue.
 
 
{{:Malton Neighborhood Watch/MMW|
wanted_ranking=2|
profile_number=512267|
character_name=Sonny Corleone|
character_type=Zombie|
crime=Wanted for crimes against humanity, high treason, espionage, slander, grand theft auto of M1 Abram Tanks, murder, assault and battery, breaking and entering, and jaywalking.|
penalty=Pantsing|
suburb=Central Malton}}
 
[http://tinyurl.com/ojbze Rezzens Laffo]
 
The Day Malton Ran Red: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Image:50suburbs.jpg
 
[[Zombie Renaissance]]
 
 
===Conspiracies===
Sonny...
 
*Killed a man once just to watch him die.
*Shot Undeadinator JFK-style from the Grassy Knoll.
*Shot Greedo for thinking he shot first.
*Made Centaurs hung like horses, but horses hung like Sonny.
*Is the evil Puppet Master of the game.
*Is the worst traitor since Fredo.
*Is like the fucking illuminati.
*Is behind every evil zombah plan.
*Is behind you right now.
*Can control where new characters start.
*Fixed the 1860 elections so that Lincoln could grow a beard.
* .. / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . -.. / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. .. -. .- - --- .-. / ... / -- --- -- / ..--.. /
*Doesn't like you.
*Killed Grim with a battle axe due to his vulnerability to non magic weapons.
*Despises the Disgruntled Heroes, and everything they can potentially stand for.
*Is secretly Mr. Hootington.
 
 
==FidelCastro==
 
'''RETIRED'''
 
Zombie Revolutionary behind the [[Caiger Resistance Front]].
 
 
[[Image:CRF.jpg]]
 
==Saromu==
 
'''RETIRED''' for good
 
[[Image:Macarthur.jpg]]
 
Former [[Council of Leaders (original)|Councilor]], leader of [[The Stanbury Renegades]], member of the [[PA Rebel Alliance]], co-founder of the [[Alliance of Giddings]]. Genius.
 
Current Prime Minister of the [[Council of Leaders]].
 
Runs a [[McZeds]] in [[Pitneybank]] at the Sprod Building [86, 43].
 
{{MacArthur}}
 
 
===Alliance of Giddings pages===
[[Alliance_of_Giddings]]
 
=Wiki Stuff=
 
==Projects==
So yeah I've been doing some projects around the wiki.
# Fixing the retardedness on location pages. Honestly, is it that hard to code it as a location rather than a suburb so that it isn't broken?
# Suburb history pages. [[Stanbury Village History]], [[Ridleybank/History|Ridleybank History]], [[Galbraith Hills History]], [[Barrville/History|Barrville History]].
# Writing stories for the [[Families of Malton]].
# Making fun of groups that "invade" Ridleybank.
# Templates. (see below)
# Spamming the stupid suggestions.
# [[Zombie Renaissance]]
 
==Templates==
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|<span style="text-decoration: blink; font-size: 200%">'''OMFG! 100 TEMPLATES!'''</span>
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|04:11, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
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|{{TemplateJunkies}}
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{{RRF}}
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|{{KillerWhales}}
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|{{Irwin}}
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|{{Spartacus}}
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|{{AttackoftheClones}}
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|{{Cry}}
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|{{SouthernPride}}
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|{{American}}
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|{{God}}
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|{{Kenny}}
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|{{Hoard}}
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|{{Petrosexualsmall}}
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|{{Too Many Templates}}
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|{{Templates}}
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|{{User:BobHammero/Award|Sonny's|For his admirable tolerance of nearly-constant nitpicking and flamebaiting.}}
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|{{MaltonLocated|Name=Sonny Corleone|Place=in his pants}}
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|{{AmazingPermaban}}
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|{{Celebrating|Eighth of June|Celebrating Amazing's long overdue banning from the wiki.}}
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|{{Celebrating|Death to Labine50!|This user is celebrating the day Labine50 quit urbandead.}}
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|{{Zombie}}
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|{{Arbitrator}}
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|{{Spamsmall}}
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|{{Firefox}}
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|{{Pieduel}}
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|{{StIsidore}}
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|{{Popularism|22}}
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|{{PrettyFire}}
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|{{WitchSmall}}
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|{{Smartest}}
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|{{Violence}}
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|{{ChildsHeart|User=Sonny}}
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|{{Hell}}
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|{{Atheist}}
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|{{Grammar}}
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|{{Kaga}}
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|{{User:BobHammero/Bureaucrat}}
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|{{PlutoSmall}}
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|{{Toenail}}
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|{{King}}
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|{{Whore}}
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{{Pirate}}
{{XFiles}}
{{Sonny}}
{{Hypnotoad}}
{{Vader}}
{{ASSaultSupporter}}
{{Arbys}}
{| align="center"
|{{Newt}}
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{{NoMoreDrama}}
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|^ I lol'd --[[User:Ottotorrens|Ottotorrens]] 21:42, 14 October 2008 (BST)^
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{{Monk}}
{{TuskenRaider}}
{{FSM}}
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|{{Peon}}
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|{{User:AnimeSucks/CPFOAS}}
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|{{SOAW}}
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|{{War Crimes|User=Sonny Corleone}}
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|{{Spying}}
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|{{SnakeisDead}}
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|{{Third Siege of Caiger Mall}}
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|{{Sonny100Templates}}
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{| align="center"
|{{Support DORIS|User=Canderous Ordo}}
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|{{ChickenLittle}}
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|{{AngryMob|Amazing}}
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|{{ZOMGCARSLOL}}
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|{{SaveTheWhales}}
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|{{Southburbs}}
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|{{kitties}}
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|{{ScorchedEarth}}
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|{{TemplateWhore}}
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|{{HamtersInBasket}}
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|{{Speling}}
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|{{Champions}}
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|{{OptimusPrime}}
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|{{CaptainPlanet}}
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|{{Juggernaut}}
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|{{English}}
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|{{Empire}}
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|{{Wikipendence}}
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|{{ZergRush}}
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|{{MarioPimp}}
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|{{NovemberFeast}}
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|{{CaigerFall1}}
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|{{Lolcentaurs}}
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|{{Greedo}}
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|{{Zomgminotaurs}}
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|{{PulpFiction}}
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==Templates Part 2?==
 
 
{| align="center"
| Yes...Sonny is that evil.
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{| align="center"
| '''20...and counting'''
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{| align="center"
|{{BoobiesSmall}}
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|{{Mickey}}
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|{{HaloFans}}
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|{{Zerg}}
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|{{ZombiePlus}}
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|{{McCain}}
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|{{Hillary}}
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{| align="center"
|{{Bunny}}
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|{{Minion|[[User:AnimeSucks|AnimeSucks]]}}
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|{{Gaylo}}
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|{{PoolsClosed}}
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|{{Mudkipz}}
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|{{ChocolateRain}}
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|{{ShoopDaWhoop}}
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|{{RickRoll}}
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|{{TrollLawyer}}
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|{{GrimCoup}}
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|{{GoodNightGrim}}
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Latest revision as of 07:12, 10 November 2008

Warning

MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA! --Ottotorrens 18:40, 15 October 2008 (BST)

My User Page

Could you kindly refrain from editing my kill count. The recorded kills and stated kills are different because I have not taken screenshots for every kill, or forgotten to do so. Thanks. --Blanemcc 00:11, 16 October 2008 (BST)

  • Pics or it didn't happen, you know the drill bitch.--Ottotorrens 14:35, 20 October 2008 (BST)
OH HAI THAR, I HERD U LIEK JEZUZ, WELL... HE WAS A JEW... SO GTFO--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 22:25, 20 October 2008 (BST)
    • hunh?

Surfing Safari?

Could you kindly explain just when this event will occur? --Blanemcc 18:26, 20 October 2008 (BST)

  • Early in the morning we'll be starting out

On AIDS

Nah, we got all the aid we need, baby, but thanks for the offer. --TheUnremarkableHulk18:49, 20 October 2008 (BST)

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