38018 Survivors
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38018 Survivors are no longer active. Its group page is preserved for archival purposes. Please do not edit this page. This group was reported inactive on 02:03, 30 December 2008 (UTC) Not Inactive? |
38018 Survivors | |
Abbreviation: | 38018 |
Group Numbers: | 3 Classy Gentlemen |
Leadership: | Ling Ling the Panda |
Goals: | To Defend Bessie Buy |
Recruitment Policy: | Not really |
Contact: | None |
Generally considering the zombie outbreak to be a godsend, the 38018 Survivors thought themselves prepared for the living dead. Countless hours of studying documentaries and meticulous planning of bug-out routes emboldened their morale. Their rifles, polished to a mirror sheen, lay in wait, with only the hundreds of dirty patches and the sweet odor of several CLP cans as evidence of their diligence. The 38018 Survivors bided their time and waited for that day when the dead would rise, and they and their rifles would be called to defend house, home, and Bessie Buy.
Then, they got bored. Unable to afford a vacation to China, Italy, or even New Yoak, the members of the 38018 Survivors found unused tickets to pre-outbreak Malton on Craigslist.com. They packed their belongings in water-proof, super tactical suitcases and embarked on an star-crossed journey across the Atlantic.
Now, separated from their rifles, their beloved Toyota Tundras, and their Mexican League Football, they cling to the edge of humanity, fighting desperately to survive in the gutted wastes of Malton, hoping one day to return to that golden land of Bessie Buys and Hobbee Lobbees.
The 38018 Are Some Classy Fellows!
They are dedicated to protecting zip code 38018 from the zombie invasion as well as the local Bessie Buys and Hobby Lobbies in the area.
Battle of Giddings | |
This user or group was among the living that fought honorably against the Big Bash 2 in the one month long Battle of Giddings. |