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A Special Thanksgiving message from Les Nessman

Here at the BBC Malton Branch, we’re thankful for so many things. I thought that I’d sit down and let our readers know just what this journalist is thankful about this year.

I’m thankful that people have really kind of stopped saying, “Don’t taze me bro!” I’m kind of thankful for that already.

I’m thankful for Craig’s List. Because now hooking up with a tasty-ebony tranny chick has never been easier.

I’m thankful for drunken chubby chicks with low self-esteem. I know, I say that every year.

I’m actually thankful for Ming Su, my Asiatic massage princess. She’s got that can-do attitude that I just love.

I’m thankful for the fact that butts can’t get pregnant. Don’t ask me.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody from me,

Les Nessman

--Les Nessman BBC 23:29, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

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I'm thankful that the BBC and the British public as a whole don't have a clue what this whole Thanksgiving thing is about. We all just presume a bunch of yanks killed a bunch of indians with a bunch of turkeys, and like to go on about it every year. --The Reporter 13:04, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
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