Brahma Zambahz!

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Brahma Zambahz!
Abbreviation:	BZ!
Group Numbers:	Between 5 and 10, but meaning to grow.
Leadership:	We just follow the trail of beer.
Goals:	To break havoc and drink Brahma.
Recruitment Policy:	Join us at our forums and simply post yourself in the roll call thread in the general forum!
Contact:	Once again, check our forums.

Bar the doors. Hide behind the counter. Get rid of all the booze. The Brahma Zambahz! are here to stay!

The Brahma Zambahz! are a zombie group with only one thing in their undead minds: beer. Some zombies in Malton hunt for flesh, others hunt for brains, and others hunt just for the pleasure of the hunt itself. We, the Brahma Zambahz!, are hunting for beer.

And not just any beer. It is widely known that in the days previous to the zombie infestation, and before the borders of the city were closed by the military forces, the spokemen of a brazillian beer company named Brahma announced that they had reached an agreement with the goverment of Malton to distribute their product in the city. That's what we are hunting for, above any other thing: beer. Because we thrive for it, and we know it's out there, somewhere, in one of those pubs and clubs. So if you're looking for your suburb's local bar, thinking that it will be less of a target to the zombie hordes, think again. Because that bar might be the one hiding all the Brahma bottles... and we will find it, and we will bust the building open, and we will kill anyone who stands in our way. We will get our much needed, sweet, delicious nectar of the Gods. And not you, nor anybody else can prevent it!

So be warned: if you sleep at a pub, you might wake up being one of us.

Warning! - Do not mistake the word Brahma with the Hindu god of creation! We do not create: we destroy. In fact, if there's any Hindu god that we identify ourselves with, is Shiva.

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Group Dynamics

Beer aside, targets for the group are selected by going down the group roster so that each member gets to enjoy picking where the carnage will be! The sooner you put yourself on the roster the sooner you get to pick a target so get on soon!

Also we eventually hope to have minisieges. Where we let the target know they're being attacked and that if they can hold out for a predetermined number of days we'll move on. That way we can have the fun of battles without the boredom of the long sieges!

News

02/14/07: The Brahmaz have worked their way into Williamsville, leaving a trail of empty buildings in their wake. To celebrate Valentine's Day, the Brahmaz are out to give all the nice harmanz "hahgz ahn gazzahz!"

01/31/07: After rampaging in Spicer Hills, the Brahmaz have begun an eastward migration. A high concentration of lighted buildings was found centered around Forst NT (30,96). The Brahmaz have been alternating between sacking the NT and putting out the lights in nearby buildings, liberating the precious Brahma and sampling a variety of spicy brains. Spicer brainz always taste better.

01/02/07: After following the Brahma for many moons the Zambahz have ended up in Spicer Hills. We've been randomly opening buildings conducting random searches from the Brahma that since our having foiled the Mk III plans has also been used to (horror of horrors) power a generator. Therefore on top of conducting random searches we have also been concentrating on any powered buildings in the area. BRAHMA!

Announcement: Recruiting is open, you know. Just visit us at our forums, you can be part of the fun too!

History

Sometime during March 2006, the Brahma Zambahz became a reality, and we started scouting the city of any lead of the whereabouts of the shipment of Brahma. One of us found an important clue in Kinch Heights, so we all rallied there and started breaking stuff.
After several days of barricade smashing and human chewing, the group started moving east, towards Pole Mall.