CAPD/Toilet

OOPS! Feeling the urge to snort some crack, you decide to duck into the lavatory and make use of the middle stall. You think to yourself, "I'm inhaling smackity-jack in the headquarters of Foulkes Village's most historied police department. What could possibly go wrong?" That question is soon answered as a pair of barking dogs lead a fully-armed compliment of Malton's Finest directly to your location. Apparently the Crew was testing the efficacy of their new canine unit in detecting brain rot from a distance. It turns out the dogs weren't of any use in that capacity - but they're still pretty good at sniffing out drugs! You spend the night in the holding cell, losing 2HP to boredom. But in the end you learn a tough lesson about doing Jimmy Crack Corncain, and earn 15 valuable experience points.