Clan Cola

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Clan Cola
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Abbreviation:	CC
Group Numbers:	1
Leadership:	Max Cola
Goals:	Fun.
Recruitment Policy:	[1].
Contact:	Max Cola

About Clan Cola

We're here to have a good time. I mean, just because the city's overrun with zombies doesn't mean we can't have some fun, right? I've been to some pretty wild parties around Malton and overall had a blast, so I figured, why not have a group dedicated to just enjoying ourselves? We go where the fights are biggest, where the graffiti is silliest, where the zeds are... groaniest. Hell, I've partied with zombies. Of course, they tried to eat my brains, but when they weren't doing that they were pretty cool folks. A bit smelly, though.

History

One day, Max Cola was revived and didn't stand up.

He lay there a very long time. Days passed. Weeks, even. He just lay there, pretending to be dead, listening to the groaning of zombies, occasionally seeing the bright flashes of flares.

He thought, long and hard.

Then, after what seemed like an eternity, he stood once again. And he began to wander.

He wandered the empty, lonely streets of Malton, ignoring the swaying, snoozing zombies he passed, ignoring the brightly lit windows of poorly disguised NecroTech buildings.

Finally, he found a place to rest. He entered, finding little more than a trashy mess.

Max cleaned up the mess, tossing the trash out into the rubble of the streets. He silently closed the doors, piling item after item up beside them. He removed from his knapsack a spray can, and on the wall he sprayed:

This ain't no party! This ain't no disco!

Tossing the now-empty can aside, he slumped in a corner and started to think once again...

Members

Clan Cola's membership, as of now, consists solely of Max Cola himself. You can change that, though! Join the Cola Clan today -> [2]

Alliances

Clan Cola is willing to ally with any survivor group. Hell, we'll ally with zombie groups too, but only as long as they don't kill us. (Unlikely!)

PK Policy

If a member of another group attacks and kills one of our members without provocation, they are subject to the wrath of Clan Cola. If a member of our group attacks and kills a member of another group without provocation, they are considered to be at the mercy of the victim's group. Frankly, they brought it on themselves. These rules may be bent or even broken depending on the circumstances.

Enemies

We're not interested in making enemies, thanks. Group wars are silly, and it's hard to party when no-one likes you. Friendly rivalries are A-OK , though.

Policies Supported By This Group

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.