|Anti-PKer, Defense of Santlerville/Heytown and our Allies
|Open recruitment for anyone willing to defend Santlerville, Heytown and their surrounding neighborhoods
|fivecritics at yahoo.com
We are an all-star Group of Pk/GK/ZS/ZPA Violator Hunters...
- We support each other with revives and intel.
- We actively seek to help survivors in need on the streets and seiged buildings.
- We Document and Prosecute Player Killers, Genny Killers, Zombie Spies, and Zombie Pacifist Agreement Violators that we encounter...and on occassion we kill some zed.
- We use our celebrity status to acquire new membership and keep active participation.
- We defend Dowdney Mall, Santlerville, Heytown and their surrounding neighborhoods.
August 25, 2007 - New leadership has taken place in Five Critic land. Please refer to Sox4lifeinPA for all communications. LTFC will also be answering any questions concerning Critic affairs. Check out our new members as well.
August 18, 2007 - It has been exactly one month since we have last reported. We have been forced to relocate some members due to the overwhelming "popularity" of celebrity. It's part of the territory I guess. You will find Five Critics throughout Malton, now. Contact LTFC for more information.
July 18, 2007 - [WoW]http://avalon.tomthefool.com/] to play World of Warcraft for free.
July 11, 2007 - The Pace Monument revive point will be discontinued after this weekend. Please proceed to the local church for revives. Check the Santlerville page for more RP info.
July 9, 2007 - After a month break in communication and reporting, the Critics have been awoken by RRF and QJR annoyances. They will be punished for these attacks. Mount up Friends and Allies of Five Critics!
June 7, 2007 - New recruits keep applying for membership. We continue to gain alliances with Santlerville/Heytown groups. LTFC and Sox4lifeinPA have been named Critics of the Month for their efforts.
May 26, 2007 - We are now opening our roster to whomever wishes to join us. Previously it was invitation only, but we feel like our numbers can grow quickly and Santlerville can become a bastion of survivor activity. email us at fivecritics at yahoo.com
May 25, 2007 - Check out The Battle of Santlerville to view our successful campaign against the RRF.
May 24, 2007 - Welcome our newest member: LTFC!
May 23, 2007 - More Kills, More Revives...same old, same old. RRF's gotta grow tired at some point. The Iraq War at its best.
May 18, 2007 - The Mall siege is officially underway. I'm not convinced the RRF will succeed. There seem to be WAY too many survivors to kill and the Santlerville/Heytown and surrounding neighborhood groups are very organized. We shall see. A hearty welcome to two new Critics: Exowolf and John Blackhawk! In other news, "Scrubs" is definitely on for Season 7. Great Job guys with a stellar end to season 6.
May 11, 2007 - Peace has been made with D.net Sightseers. We have also established ties with the Sons of Abraham and Mad Craskers.
May 9, 2007 - In a laughable attempt to keep score, Gore Corpse (which I can only guess is some kind of homage to Al Gore's Zombie-like persona during the 2000 elections) are posting "Critics killed" on their wiki...
May 7, 2007 - After a week of successfully battling the evil force called Katrina that still lingers in the southern regions of the United States and many a house being reinforced with insulation and drywall, I have returned to fight off a very pathetic attempt at a mall seige.
April 27, 2007 - We've continued to be a thorn in the side of the RRF Gore Corps. We're averaging 6-7 hits a day now. Our new motto: "Keeping the dead...dead."
April 23, 2007 - Zach says he's good to go for a Seventh Season of Scrubs. It's likely that ABC will pick it up for the final season. Our guys say they welcome the move. C. Reilly says he and Will are doing another comedy called "Step Brothers." He loves the movie concept and is glad to be back working with Ferrell.
April 21, 2007 - THE ED'S ARE COMING!!! THE ED'S ARE COMING!!! The trio of "Ed's" have joined with the Critics. We have now hit 20 members!
April 20, 2007 - You won't believe who is our newest Critic. Welcome aboard Paul!
April 19, 2007 - With rumors of double digit new recruits in the works, the Five Critics might be changing their name very soon to just "The Critics." We have received praise from Dribbling Beaver leadership for our efforts against the RRF and their sub groups in the area. While they seem to have added to their numbers and their organization, it seems difficult to imagine that even with their full roster working against Santlerville and Dowdney Mall, that they'd stand a chance against the 300+ survivors in the immediate area. Perhaps it's simply a waiting game until they get bored and move on.
April 14, 2007 - Things seem reletively quiet in the area. Aside from Madlatvian's incessant GKing, the RRF and Gore Corps are pretty silent. I'm not impressed. The recent alliances with BBK and the Beavers has proven to be highly effective. Dark Balter took out Elliot last night, but what a waste of AP because she's on vacation anyway. New members arrived in the recruitment office today. Welcome super landis and 4 British Eyes Only.
April 12, 2007 - Five Critics and Beatbox kids sign peace agreement to serve and protect Santlerville and fight the RRF. Welcome Beatbox Kids!
April 10, 2007 - Five Critics and The Dribbling Beavers sign peace agreement guaranteeing safe neighborhoods, timely revivifications, successful anti-gk and pker campaigns, and effective barricade monitoring. A great day indeed!
John C Reilly
John C McGinley
M A Cera
4 British Eyes Only
Tormod S Skoog
Boy Meets Zombie
Stanley R Perlmutter
A Film Critic
The Areas We Serve
Santlerville, Heytown, and Dowdney Mall
West Grayside, Kempsterbank and Pole Mall
Roftwood and Hildebrand Mall
|Five Critics has identified and killed 21 Pkers.
AndersonSilva AND hobbes7
A Broken Man
Doubles x 2
|Five Critics have identified and/or killed 15 GKers.
Known Morons who killed at Revive Points
Adopted Malton City By-Laws
We have established the first agreement that delineates between Survivor's with Zombie Skills and Imposter Survivors.
|Zombie Pacifist Accord Supporter
|This User or Group supports the Zombie Pacifist Accord & promises to not harm survivors while in Zombie Status.
The Five Critics have ratified the Sacred Ground Policy, all cemeteries are revive points.
|Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
|This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.
Likewise, we have accepted the Uniform Barricade Policy.
|Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
|This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.
Maintained Revive Points
First started by the brother of a recurring character on the NBC television show "Scrubs," the Five Critics is a zombie hunting, post-apocalyptic coalition. Our membership is comprised of actors and friends from numerous television shows, movies and the entertainment industry in general, as well as a few "normal joes". While we won't release the names of who the players are...apparently some of the guys didn't try too hard.