Talk:Five Critics

Santerville Alliance

I have begun to bring together a santlerville alliance for those pro-survivor groups in santlerville. Please take the time to register on our forum

http://z15.invisionfree.com/Santlerville_A/index.php?act=idx

and update everyone freq. on who needs revives, gene.'s, radio transmitters, help in seige's and buildings to be brought back from ruin.

We also hope that you will plan with the other santlerville groups against the zed's, in one place so that we can each help guard santlerville more efficently then now, especialy with the BB2 expected to come our way.

The leader(s) of the group may have moderation access, request a password for there indiviual space, and any forums added that they feel are essential.

If all goes well we hope to have all the groups in santlerville working together to keep santlerville clean of pking, griefing and zed's.--Zach016 21:11, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Bushrangers dropping a line

Ave. We are a small, upcoming group of criminals, delinquents and lowlives that is seeking enlightenment through the way of chaotic good. We have been refered to you by the honourable Mad Craskers, and wish to make our presence known to your fine group. We are an antizombie group that operates around the Dyette Arms pub. For now, we are concerned with Recruitment and Mantainence of the surrounding area, as well as exercising our antiquated six shooters on any undead freak that comes across us. We have a wikipage, and a forum board, or you can contact me directly via my wikipage. As the co-leader of the Bushrangers, I like to extend a hand of friendship. If you need anything, just give us a call, and we will do what we can.--Vagabond 10:05, 12 September 2007 (BST)

Welcome to Santlerville

Word up! It's Nallan from the Beatbox kids. We're also a relatively new group on the block and we're looking for allies to co-ordinate with in Santlerville and its surrounding suburbs. We'd also like to invite you to join us on our weekly Rampages throughout Santlerville, Huntley Heights and Heytown. You can find out more about these Rampages and our group on our wiki page, our forum, or you can email us at beatboxkids@gmail.com.

Sweet bro. See you around Santlerville. Word out homies.

The BBK. - 1:53pm 11 April 2007 (AEST).

Request to be removed from the morons who kill at revive points

My name is benjy07 and I wouldn't mind it if i could be taken off the 'morons who kill at revive points' list, it was a mistake I apologise profusely I didn't realise it was a revive point, can't remember seeing the tag (and the image of me headshotting zombie doesn't either) it probably did have it sprayed on I admit I must of been having a dumb day most likely. Again my apologies.

Request to Mediate

Greetings from the Creedy Defense Force! I have been appraised of the situation concerning your group's PK'ing at Chaffey Alley PD, Queer Jew's subsequent retaliation, and the current breakdown in relations between your two groups. The Creedy Defense Force considers themselves long time allies of Queer Jew and we may be forced to get involved in something we really do not want to be involved with. Additionally, given that Heytown is adjacent to a suburb which we heavily patrol and attempt to maintain a high level of safety in, we would greatly like to see survivor groups on our borders working together, rather than against one another. I kindly request that one of your leaders, or at least someone who has the authority to speak for your group, join the CDF forums @ http://killtrend.proboards58.com and contact me @ Mrdbeau via PM. The CDF would like to help get this situation straightened out as quickly as possible for the benefit of everyone involved. Thank you for your time. Mrdbeau 17:35, 4 June 2007 (BST)

Additionally, the Mad Craskers have already opened talks with Queer Jew, concerning this matter and more, hoping to ensure a continued peace within Heytown. We invite representives of the 5 Critics to our forum for that purpose. Please make yourselves at home. -- EtimS 23:19, 4 June 2007 (BST)

Chaffey Alley + Queer Jew

Shalom. Please be advised that Chaffey Alley PD falls under the jurisdiction of Queer Jew, and while your members are welcome to pass through, we do not tolerate any form of PKing or so-called 'PK hunting' on our sacred land. Our laws alone apply to any business conducted within Chaffey Alley. We would appreciate it if you could update your maps and policies accordingly.

Please also be aware that Heytown is traditionally a Queer Jew controlled area. We tolerate all manner of activity within Heytown, but do insist that groups recognize the significance of the area for the QJ team, and remain mindful of their status as guests.

We look forward to working with you in the future, and welcome you to Heytown and Chaffey Alley.

benway

- To repeat - we will not recognize the authority of any PK hunting within Chaffey Alley, and will consider any such activity an act of agression against the peaceful and considerate members of Queer Jew. We will be forced to defend our way of life should any violations occur

As you've already stated, I'm sure that we can work together peacefully. There is no reason why we cannot.

Thanks,

benway

Violations of Queer Jew hospitality

Already we're finding that members of your group are willing to offend and betray our kindness. Only hours ago, a member of your group committed murder within the sanctity of Chaffey Alley PD. We have noted this individual, although are under no obligation to announce our further action concerning him. In the future we would urge you to work with us in these situations, rather than testing and disturbing our peace.

Once again, I'm sure we can work together peacefully.

benway 09:05, 29 May 2007 (BST)

Please stop kidding yourselves. You have just as much authority to provide a safehaven to PKers as we do to hunt them. We're not a bounty hunter group, we're a peace keeping organization designed to keep survivor's focus on killing zed and not each other. (Ironic, we know). The proximity to Dowdney Mall increases the need to monitor Chaffey and all other buildings in Santlerville/Heytown. As for our member's need to execute Demon Warlod: As you would take care of yours, we are taking care of ours; he killed one of our members, quite foolishly I must say, and we returned...and will continue to return the favor until he leaves Santlerville/Heytown. Good day and good luck. --Benzac 16:41, 29 May 2007 (BST)

Members

Hey guys. Just wanted to know if you could send us a list of your group members profile links so the BBK can add your members to our contacts (so you stand out in crowds).

Our members' links can be found on our wiki page.

Thanks a bunch.--Nallan 01:35, 19 April 2007 (BST)

Hello from SE Heytown.

I’m P Jack from the Mad Craskers. We’re a group that’s been operating for almost a year now in SE Heytown, roughly the right half of what you’ve labeled your zone 3. We’d like to know if you would be interested in an alliance to share intel and for the mutual benefit of Heytown. Feel free to stop by our forums at http://madcraskers.jconserv.net/index.php.--P Jack 18:17, 1 May 2007 (BST)

SoA

We'd love to join your coalition. We won't be of much help against pkers, though, we have a horrible track record of always losing in a war against a pk group.

Zeds, though, we're good with that.

IB Legionaires

This is Pisic25 of the IB legionaires since the treason of Tigerfangred and have stepped up to lead this group with honor. Unfortunately we are a small group with low morale with the betrayal of Tiger. We need powerful allies so are force may grow stronger than ever.

Metal Fox

This is Jaydepps of Metal Fox. I am here to extend a treaty. My group maintains a safe zone in Rolt Heights, but we have been in Santlerville helping hold off the imposing zeds. Think it over, we think it would be beneficial to both groups.

correction on your PK listing

The character Fredrickson is listed and confirmed by the JPeg, but the JPEG's title is frederickson, making it a pain to explain why I'm killing this guy to the locals. I didn't want to edit your stuff without permission; he's currently in tollyton making himself a pain in the ass to other survivors, so I'm plugging him on a regular basis. could someone take care of that? --Outsider138 02:58, 6 July 2007 (BST)

Hagz from Goolina!

You want to know the real reason we came back to hunt you guys? It's because we missed you. After our peacekeeping mission at Quartly Library in Roftwood (yes, you read that right), I thought it was time for my guys to take on some worthy opponents. Who is more deserving of that honor than the Five Critics? Can't think of anyone. So while it seems like we're picking on you, just remember - we kill you because we care. --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 01:01, 11 July 2007 (BST)

No Worries. This will last a week or so and we'll go back to kickin' butt. We're flattered you like us so much. It's silly really. We'll keep getting revives everyday and you'll keep up the attacks. I guess I can just thank you for the xp, 2 xp at a time. Enjoy the deaths, since you enjoy it so much. --Benzac 15:55, 11 July 2007 (BST)

Yeah, it is silly, but we need a little silliness. After the Battle of Santlerville, things got very boring very quickly. Nothing was a challenge, not even Blackmore/Moggridge. I thought to myself, "self, what does the team need to raise their spirits and keep them on their toes?" The answer, of course, was you guys. --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 22:04, 11 July 2007 (BST)

Well, now it's just starting to get fun. We've got numerous local groups helping us out, because to be honest, you guys are too good for just us to handle on our own. Our skills are to minimize the PK population by overwhelming individuals with intel and executions. Aside from souls like Madlatvian who has taken greifing to a whole new level, we've got many critics who are part time and cannot help combat a whole group of PKers. *ahem* death cultists. In another life we could have been friends, Goolina.... ah, what could have been. --Benzac 22:38, 11 July 2007 (BST)

Big Ass Thumb

I would lose a declared Thumb War against that monster. Who's is that? --Sexy Rexy Grossman 03:18, 13 July 2007 (BST)

google image, unfortunately :) --Benzac 16:01, 13 July 2007 (BST)

It's Official

The Gore Corps has enjoyed its time in Heytown and Santlerville, as well as its use of Burchall Cinemas as temporary field headquarters. Thanks to all the Five Critics for their hospitality during our stay. It has been refreshing and delightful to fight with you again. We shall be bidding you adieu tomorrow. --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 22:03, 17 July 2007 (BST)

You know what I need right now?

I need me some angry Critics. Where are you? --Sexy Rexy Grossman 20:47, 1 August 2007 (BST)

Found LTFC. Split him three ways. He's quite popular. --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 01:58, 2 August 2007 (BST)

AguilaUng is a revive killer

Just got killed at a revive point by a member of your group. I'm pretty pissed off about this.

I've never laughed so hard at the phrase "I'm pretty pissed off about this" as I have just now. Give me a break. AguilaUng is not a Five Critic and never will be.

Headshot Therapists

We're just saying hey and establishing connections with other pro-survivor groups of the Heytown area. Mi casa e su casa, or something like that.

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Santlerville but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a may seem a stupid request but it’s for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Adavastor 04:20, 31 July 2008 (BST)

	Group Inactive?
	No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

--Adavastor 22:00, 18 August 2008 (BST)