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U.B.C.S MERCS FOR HIRE
Yeah, okay. You're targeting us, that's fine. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Question: Why? Sure, we're mildly vain, but honestly, why target the UBCS? We only make our wiki so self-important to attract potential customers (being Mercenaries) that want a hard-core group. And we weren't exactly sitting on our asses doing nothing, you know? We were in the middle of the whole Riddleybank Raid on the 5th, continuing the assault on the Blackmore Building (NT), and had scored dozens of kills and saved numerous survivors who, unlike other groups, hadn't abandoned the fight.
Now, if you want to keep attacking us, at least give up a good reason other than some cheap comment you pulled outta your asses. I mean, how do you know we weren't doing anything? Huh? Wanna answer that? Of course not, you're not logged on when we are. That's obvious. And since we, like most sane survivors, stay in our safehouse when not logged in, we (like all survivors) look like we're always there.
Oh, and you spelled our name wrong.
--Leon Cane
- I am sure you have been there and done that. Which is one of the reasons we choose you. Experience. But you would like a better reason why we are attacking you? So the simple answer: because we can, isn't good enough? Very well. We don't think it's good enough either. We didn't choose you because you were doing nothing. No, it was a variety of other things. Mainly, we had yet to put some bullets into Army Ninnies(or Walts). Then there is the bravado. There is the extortion of your clients for your services. Better yet, read Daisy Pusher's enlightening article in the U.B.C.S archive. He even graciously mentions you, Mr. Cane, by name. How could we resist the prospect of smashing to biscuits a group of hardcore combat veterans? You should be honored. And finally, one of our allies referred us to you quite some time ago but we were in the middle of a campaign against another group at the time. I find it interesting you speak of safehouses. How safe have the places you have been sleeping lately been? --Hibernaculum 02:41, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Honored? If I must be honored by a bullet, please make sure it's made of silver with a cross etched in it. Can't be coming back to life again, can we? Anyway. For one thing, only about half of us are army "ninnies". That would be the half actually serving in the army. In game, again about half of us are in the military class. And if you had any Resident Evil knowledge, you'd know that we aren't army. It's called Paramilitary, as in, not military. And we certainly don't extort our clients, just ask for some support. And only then because we've been betrayed quite a few times in the past. So making sure we have access to our employers stuff isn't really asking much in exchange for twelve plus shock troopers.
And in response to Daisy Pusher's article, we aren't military obsessive. We use in-game weapons in our profiles (or close to it. You don't HAVE to load more than six rounds in a SIG or a Desert Eagle). We do indeed have medics on the team, though there would be no reason on Earth to bring scientists into a battle. Never bring a needle to a gunfight. And again, we only use military "Babble" because a quite a few of our players are in the military, in boot, and ROTC training, etc. And in Daisy's punch at my own horde of XP, I simply have no need of zombie skills. I have 100% of the Survivor skills, and I don't play as a zed. And her (?) poke at Carlos is debased by the fact that the group's been around for five years, so it wasn't likely that we'd dissolve. And even than, he would just have a UBCS tag in his name, which isn't a bad thing, really. And of course, we're only in revive queues because of your unprovoked attacks.
And as a final note, why not wear military garb if you're character's in the military? It kinda makes a strange sort of sense, if you think about it. Yeah...
---Leon Cane
- My write-up, as usual, is parody first, facts second. I know exactly how and why your group works. You really didn't have to waste your time explaining. I am just poking fun at you, adding insult to injury, so to speak. If some of your players are in the military, I would like to honour that, especially with the UK's Remembrance Day being this Sunday; I will hold my fire until Monday. --Daisy Pusher 09:38, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
I shouldn't worry too much Mercs, we aren't gonna be hitting you for much longer. There is very little sport to be had in the face of your tactical genius. We had hoped for a decent test but shooting fish in a barrel is easier. A ceasefire Sunday is a good idea, to be honest I doubt we will bother with you after that. Rob Collick
The only reason we're not putting up much of a fight (unless we randomly stumbled upon you) is because, as the wiki states, we don't PK. But, a cease-fire on Sunday would be grand so we can go back to work on the whole Blackmore thang. ---Leon Cane
- Though I assume our cease-fire is now in effect, one of your members, chansama or something like that, has again begun killing UBCS mercs... What the hell?
- The ceasefire was for one day. Sunday. As it is, we can extend it if you wish as we have found a more insidious target that needs to be dealt with. I have now asked our members to refrain from more shooting until we have your answer. We have already begun making plans for the new target. Ninnies are one thing. A low sin on our list. Hence the short strike against you. A full campaign could have carried on for a month or more. But these others...words cannot descibe their treachery. We will hunt them across Malton, from end to end if need be. So go back to your blackmore building or whatever it is and take comfort in shooting the zeds. Or find a higher purpose and hunt these animals down with us instead --->M.D.F.. Although nothing more than insignificant flotsam now, irritants such as this, if allowed to flourish will spread their unique brand of Rot suburb by suburb. You may not think it possible but we have diplomatic ties with many former FOD targets. --Hibernaculum 17:23, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
- Well, we'd love the ceasefire to go on. And, I do see your point against the MDF. I mean, honestly, they sound worse than pathetic. If we were a PK group, I'd sign us on. Honestly. But, as it is, we're pro-survivor. So, happy hunting to you, and give these poetic piss ants hell. We sure won't stop you.
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