M.D.F.
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M.D.F | |
Abbreviation: | M.D.F. |
Group Numbers: | 13 |
Leadership: | Unconventional; a hunter-gatherer, cannibalistic extended family type of thing. |
Goals: | Killing swine. |
Recruitment Policy: | Hard-core murderers, killers, psychopaths, etc. |
Contact: | http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Blooferbaby |
The M.D.F. (a.k.a. Movement regionale De Floccinaucinihilipilification is a counter organisational, counter structuralist, anti-authoritarian and neolife statement cadre. The members are highly Semitic by nature and oppose all anti-Semites. Persons encountered whose names, profiles or comments are consudered to be anti-Semitic must be obliterated.
Motto
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.
Greetings Fellow Assassins
Don't consider yourself to be a member of a group; consider yourself one of the family. Many famous persons have wanted to include themselves in our family; Charles Dickens, Stephen J. Gould, Christopher Wren and Reinhard Heidrich. Unfortunately, decent as they all may have been, they just didn't "cut it" by our standards.
“Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family [then we'll blow out your blasted brains with a sawed-off shotgun, you manginal anti-Semite!]” ~ Mother Teresa of CalcuttaBold text
Group Objectives
Throughout the recent chaotic history of Malton a number of scrupulous and philanthropical groups have attempted to establish their interpretations of law, justice and self-promotion throughout the territory. Furthermore, many of these groups are attempting to crush the independent and ostensibly democratic nature of the individual survivors, and functionally, any group that refuses to see eye-to-eye with their view of Malton politics. Therefore, our chief manifest and purpose is to aggress and extirpate solitary members of these dogmatic groups by any means possible.
Methods
M.D.F. methods are simple; according to our CEO, General Corman, we are to "Terminate with extreme prejudice."
Crime Scenes
While working, M.D.F. members should attempt to clean up after an event. Please do not litter a scene with spent cartridge casings, dud shells, broken knife blades, bent pipes, bloody entrails and body parts. Remember that we share the City of Malton with many other people, and as such, we must attempt to keep the city tidy. Think of the environment the next time you butcher someone!
Rules of Chivalry: Malta Ratification Treaty di Puta al-Chevalliêre
Under the September 16th (1977) Malta Ratification Treaty di Puta al-Chevalliêre, no member of the M.D.F. should engage in the following activities while resident in the municipality of Malton:
- Generator destruction
- Barricade reduction
- Attacking in zombie form
- Text rape
- Vandalism of wiki sites
These activities are considered unsportsmanlike - we ask all members to kindly refrain from performing such activities.
Sanctioned Targets
The following individuals are to terminated, or to elucidate clearly, in the words of Col. W.E. Kurtz, "We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army."
- Adolph notes: Kill the Brits - especially the pompous Imperialist types - show them "the setting sun of an English friendship."
- Seamus MacNasty http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=593946
- DARK WARLORD http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=581579
- elliottmess http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=404245
- Archangel Michael http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=477034
- Corpral Steiner http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=549213
- Heintze http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244
- OIFSOLDIER http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=262692
- Sergeant Shultz http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=541055
- Reitz http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=457242
- panzermarsch http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=692235
- Ned001 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=455098
- Kylie Kutter http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=129861
- Johnny Yuma http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=150660
- Jean Paul Sartre http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=452627
- Corporal Brown http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=721654
- Cold Fuzion http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=444621
- BeccaBecca http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=137316
- Dickhole guy http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=633023
- Gideon Strain http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=598387
- HmH http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=731890
- Jet City PD http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=325564
- Mr Attitude http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=811984
- Mke Madman Calwert http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392083
- The Pie Man http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=811994
- Kylie Kutter http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=129861
- Midevi http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=658476
- Pete Marsh http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=443132
- tassellhoff burfoot http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=466072
Individuals to Avoid
What follows is a list of respect; to quote the etrnal and righteous Itzhak Stern, "This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. All around its margins lies the gulf." With due respect, do not butcher, dispatch or shiv with malice these bastards:
- Anselmus http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=634589
- Evadne http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=586179
- ooommth http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=735807
- Hymen Goldsilver http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=443394
- I Kill Racists http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=639127
- George W Bush XIII http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=456939
- chococrazy http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=658674
- Constable Sam Steele http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=394594
M.D.F. Updates/Notes
- H. Goldsilver admits to having borrowed a working sobriquet from R. Batty: "Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shores . . . burning with the fires of Orc." Just remember he copied it first - not you.
- C.S.S. advises memebers to erase all necrotech and first-aiders; the world ain't such a good place after all, so who needs these dreck-muckkers?