Flustered Brethren

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Flustered Brethren
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Abbreviation: FLUB
Group Numbers: approx. 12 (Highest 15)
Leadership: Flustered Fred
Goals: Survival and assisting Survivors
Recruitment Policy: Pro-Survivors Only
Contact: dervishiic@yahoo.com
It all started one Tuesday in the office...

Greetings! - You've reached the home of the Flustered Brethren, a group of nervous cubicle monkeys with social skills most would consider marginal at best, who decided, as a group -- and thanks to the advice of two guys with too much free time on their hands -- to fritter away far more time than necessary playing a low-tech computer game.
We hope you enjoy your visit so much that you swear off all previous allegiance and immediately, loudly, and publicly declare your unadulterated, eternal and boundless fealty to us. But we're not holding our breath. You'll pass out and wake up woozy if you do that (and that's what booze is for!).

FLUB wants YOU (please bring booze!)

(The) Flustered Brethren are a new pro-survivor group of halfwit fanatics based in Dulston, with the goal of discussing the finer points of being unrefined.
After a period of more than 2 years of near total inactivity, the group has been revived thanks to the inability of its first leader to shake that pesky OCD problem. Meds suck when they keep you from shootin' holes in dead stuff, and when your company is among the first hit by the Great Recession...

Remember -- it's about saving humanity -- and to make this kinda omelet...
You gotta crack some ZEDS.




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This survivor group is a member of the Dulston Alliance.