Headshot Therapists

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Headshot Therapists
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Abbreviation: HTs
Group Numbers: >10
Leadership: democracy and justice
Goals: pro survivor dominance in Heytown
Recruitment Policy: Contact us on our site for info
Contact: Right here


About the Headshots

The Headshot Therapists are a group of stylish yet deadly gun happy pro-survivors who established themselves as an official group around mid 2007. After touring most of the east side of Malton looking for a well structured suburb with an adequately furnished base to set up in, the HT's settled on establishing themselves in the neglected west of Heytown. Taking up residence in the lush and luxurious 5 star Billingham Hotel (72,35) with an endless supply of the essentials at hand (fine wine, free clothing and cable television), the Headshot's direct their attention to maintaining the safety of west Heytown and beyond by eliminating encroaching zed attacks and supporting local survivors by any means possible - while looking as slick as possible doing so.

Members

Originally a small group of peculiar yet good natured nomads, the HT's have grown over the 25 member mark since becoming an official group, and are still steadily growing. A full list of the current members can be found at the home board of the Therapists, general and game discussion website Shinra Online.

Headquarters

  • All survivors and friends are welcome to drop by HT main base The Billingham Hotel (72,35) for a stay of relaxation and comfort, complete with complimentary pillow mint. All troublemakers however should just save themselves the trouble and pass on by.

Radio Frequency

  • We broadcast stuff on 27.72... occasionally.

Policy

While it's usually not our prerogative to actively hunt PKers, if a PK on an innocent survivor is cited by a HT member in or around the Heytown area, then that PKer will be added to the Headshot hitlist and will be met with hostile force if seen in the vicinity again. PKing, GKing and combat revives are not supported.

The HT hitlist

The following are listed only due to their crimes against the surviving citizens of Malton around the Heytown area and their crimes against fashion. They should be considered by any survivor as bona fide threats, obviously not to be trusted with any sharp object or your house keys. Multiple elimination dates are registered as the most recent:

Allies

- Mad Craskers - The Dribbling Beavers

Current Headshot Heytown News

February 24th, 2008 The HT are slowly waking up with the biggest hangover ever. The Billingham Hotel (72,35) is back at EHB++ with Knappy, TheAngel, bboy and EJ inside. Efforts to rebuild the neighborhood should begin soon. --EJ 22:16, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

February 17th, 2008 Ironically, as soon as Heytown seemed to quiet down, the Bash has officially arrived in Santlerville to take down Dowdney Mall. The NT building north of the mall, the Hall Building (75,25), despite being a point of defense for the Beavers, has fallen, with now the Dewes Building (74,28) being pinpointed for attack with over 130+ survivors inside and currently around 70 zeds outside. Without both NT buildings to rely on, Dowdney will be in big trouble, so any survivor in the area with nothing better to do should go held defend the Dewes Building. --Johnny Tequila 11:09, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

February 16th, 2008 Zed activity had tripled in Heytown during the recent weeks of the initial Bash pass-by, with many resource buildings being razed and local survivor groups fighting to re-establish a hold. The Craske Triangle in particular took a beating, with the well defended Billingham Hotel being used as a rendezvous for the HTs and Mad Craskers to re-establish survivor dominance in the area.

February 1st, 2008 "Be careful what you wish for..." Giddings Mall, which seemed to be in capable hands just over a week ago, has now fallen to the Bash. Pro-Survivor groups of Heytown are in high alert already as the main core of the bash moves up through Spracklingbank. Watch out when in the west, as most buildings (such as supposed VS+2 areas Chaffey Alley (74,32) and Keyford Grove School (73,33)) seem to have been bolstered up to EHB making it very difficult to find and entry point. --Johnny Tequila 11:55, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

January 22nd, 2008 News on the wire is that the Big Bash has gotten a bit stuck at Giddings Mall. While it's good to see the surviving masses of East Malton holding up against undead pressure, the HT's can't help but be somewhat disappointed at the lack of ensuing action. In the meantime, a frequency has been secured for the HTs, which will no doubt be filled with inane chatter and fast food orders asap. --Johnny Tequila 12:25, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

January 3rd, 2008 Happy New Year! 2007 was a fruitful establishing year for the HTs, and it looks like 2008 will start off with a bang - or a bash, rather, as in the Big Bash. It looks like it'll be cutting right through the East of Heytown, so pro-survivor groups of the area including the Therapists are in strategy talks with each other, making preparations for one long fight.

December 10th, 2007 Through analyzing his past movements and PK targets supplied on his own UDwiki user page, plus though researching pro survivor groups of the anticipated areas he would most likely be moving to based on that information, patience paid off as Johnny Tequila successfully intercepted PKer Smokey McPhearson around Got Mrh? territory in Raines Hills. No time was wasted in eliminated the subject - Christmas came early. --Johnny Tequila 04:45, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

November 27th, 2007 HT affiliate Hidemonkey was recently caught unaware by PKer Smokey McPhearson while sleeping in Chaffey Alley PD. Upon investigation it seems that the PKer Smokey has actually been hunting leaders of pro-survivor groups all over Malton. Somebody to look out for. --Johnny Tequila 11:37, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

November 11th, 2007 Various HT members can be found patrolling and pushing back small groups of zeds appearing in the south-west of Heytown, up north helping fight away the mini zed assault on NW Dowdney Mall (75, 28) in neighbouring Santlerville, and consuming cheap wine found in the hotel kitchen at Billingham. Feel free to say hi, but make sure to bring a cheese platter. Johnny Tequila 11:17, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Policies Supported

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This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.
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This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.
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