Immaculately Dressed Killers

Immaculately Dressed Killers Abbreviation IDK Group Numbers Unlisted Leadership Mister Croup and Mister Vandermar Goals To humiliate and kill while looking good in the process. Contact ImmaculatelyDressedKillers@gmail.com Introduction The members of this group have one simple philosophy, have fun. This is not a group with a vendetta against the man, this is not a cult of religious fanatics, and this is most definitely not a group with many morals. The Immaculately Dressed Killers aren't the kind of people who "omfgpwn", they kill because they enjoy it, not because they think they are your betters. It may seem that their victims are chosen randomly, but really every kill has a reason, it just might not be a very good one, but there IS one and thats the point. They kill for fun, and they look darn good doing it. How to join Prospective members must contact Mister Vandermar or Mister Croup and provide proof in any form of a Kill issued to a living member of Malton along with a profile ID. From there you will be contacted. Requirements to join There are no required skills to join, however it is preferred that you come to us with proficiency in a weapon of your choice along with free running and diagnosis. The before mentioned screen shot and player ID must accompany any request to join us or it will be turned down immediately. Policies IDK members are encouraged to comment or emote to anyone that they intend to kill unless an extreme situation limits the ability to do so. It is also strongly encouraged that anyone within the IDK find their way into a mansion or mall to purchase (or liberate) a fine suit and hat. IDK members are expected to behave in a civil manner, yes we can be mean spirited and downright cruel at times, but be civil don't bash your victims/enemies, its just unprofessional. IDK members are free to choose any other policies that support their personal style of play, for example, some members support the Sacred Ground Policy or the Honor Amongst Thieves where other members do not. Epic Quests The Quest for Hats - Completed! December 5th - Several of Maltons good people were invited to celebrate Hat Day with us, they are currently ending the days celebrations at the local revive points. December 10th - The climax of the quest has occurred as all involved parties have obtained their respective hats. To celebrate we have created a special flagbox for anyone who partook in this epic endeavor (see bottom of page). IDK's instructions on dealing with commonly encountered groups These are the guidelines for how members should act when encountering the people of groups whom with which we have crossed paths with during our adventures. I.R.A.T.E - Step one: shoot them, step two: shoot them again, step three: repeat. VZW - Politely asked us to play nice and, we've agreed to do so for as long as they continue to act in a respectable fashion. Miscellaneous Excerpts of Insanity Non-National Holidays The IDK celebrates the holidays in which it's members choose to celebrate. This is the list of the special holidays that we have created for the greater good of man! Hat Day - December 5th: This is a day celebrating hats and everything related to hats. IDK members are encouraged to spread the terror with the other people of the city however they see fit. Whether that is feeding them lead sandwiches or introducing a few spines to a trusted knife is up to you! Ignite the Night - July 4th: Light up the sky! Fill the night with cinders of bright fiery explosions, and watch the smoldering flesh of all those around you! Flareguns, fireworks, and explosions what could be better! Go out blow something up, light someone on fire, just pass out the pyres! Things that please us Fine suits and hats Shiny objects Knives The color crimson Flareguns and flaregun related homicide The wounded Epic quests Things that do not please us so much Zergers Bounty Hunters People with large heads Trenchcoaters Running out of AP Uncivilized Behavior Flagboxes The following flagboxes are for members who have met the requirements to use freely on their userspaces This box is given to anyone who is part of the Immaculately Dressed Killers. I.D.K. This user is a member of the Immaculately Dressed Killers, and is quite possibly insane. This box is for anyone who partook in the epic quest for hats. The Epic Quest For Hats This member partook and helped complete the Epic Quest For Hats and is now killing in style!